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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by peterr89 View Post
    Hello and welcome!
    Erm...

    Friend, you've posted "Hello and welcome" in two different threads, yet you have not posted an introductory thread to, you know, introduce yourself.

    Who are you and why are you welcoming people to a place that is not yours?
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    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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    • Stevey
      Unsaved trash
      • Sep 2012
      • 7

      #17
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      You have a very short time to explain exactly what you mean by this post.

      YiC,

      Zech
      Okay Zech i will tell you! The gentleman who commented on the flea coller potecting me from crabs has a few secrets of his own and if you do not what know what im talking about Zechariah, ask the lord of the light for an answer

      "Your only as good as the company you keep"

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      • Stevey
        Unsaved trash
        • Sep 2012
        • 7

        #18
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        What on God's Green Earth is "Mui-Tai?"

        Sounds like demon worship to me. Believe me, I know all about it. The chinks have 1001 ways of worshiping their demons, and plenty of innocent White Christians get tricked into becoming a worshiper of slant demons.

        Tell us more about your church. Please post a link to some of your pastor's best sermons. I'm always interested in those.
        Dear Pastor Ezekiel what is mui thai you ask if you google it you will get your answer i know it may not be gods will but its better than being in active gay lifestyle.
        take care for now

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        • Zechariah Smyth
          Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 15251

          #19
          Re: Hello

          Originally posted by Stevey View Post
          Okay Zech i will tell you! The gentleman who commented on the flea coller potecting me from crabs has a few secrets of his own and if you do not what know what im talking about Zechariah, ask the lord of the light for an answer

          "Your only as good as the company you keep"
          You're going to have to do better than that, boy.

          (Exodus 20:16) "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour."

          YiC,

          Zech
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          • Stevey
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2012
            • 7

            #20
            Re: Hello

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            What on God's Green Earth is "Mui-Tai?"

            Sounds like demon worship to me. Believe me, I know all about it. The chinks have 1001 ways of worshiping their demons, and plenty of innocent White Christians get tricked into becoming a worshiper of slant demons.

            Tell us more about your church. Please post a link to some of your pastor's best sermons. I'm always interested in those.
            I will tell you more about my church its real and full of gods grace unlike you and your false testamonies and profits,do you self favor and get to know
            the Lord as your saviour instead of being a total ass . Your not even a man of god, just remember this my friend there will be a day where all you sinners will meet your maker, lets see how funny it is for you then its funny the people that rant and rave about gays usually are hiding some anal yearning of thir own or should i say your own i bet your a coward too.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #21
              Re: Hello

              Originally posted by Stevey View Post
              I will tell you more about my church its real and full of gods grace unlike you and your false testamonies and profits,do you self favor and get to know
              the Lord as your saviour instead of being a total ass . Your not even a man of god, just remember this my friend there will be a day where all you sinners will meet your maker, lets see how funny it is for you then its funny the people that rant and rave about gays usually are hiding some anal yearning of thir own or should i say your own i bet your a coward too.
              Let's hear it. What is the name of your church, where is it located, who is the pastor, and what was last Sunday's sermon about?
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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #22
                Re: Hello

                Stevey,

                Where are you getting all your information about what God will do to us from? Where are you finding out what He wants? Why are you and only you getting it right?

                Please tell us, so we can be like you and feel safe disobeying the very word of God in the Bible.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Yea-tho-we-walk
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 390

                  #23
                  Re: Hello

                  Originally posted by Stevey View Post
                  you dont remember me do you? of all places to see your seedy face, i can not believe it, well they say the truth will set your free! Now are you going to tell these nice people how i know your face, you might not even remember me as you were so drunk at the time! Im so worked up i forgot that you can not see me as i dont have a profile picture up yet
                  I will not go any further as the Lord forgives and so should I 7x70
                  I do not want to carry any resentment in my heart all i can say is im not i hypocrite i know what i am ! the difference between us is that i carry my cross for my sins you are a wolf in sheeps clothing who is a coward .
                  Stevey, do you expect me to personally know everyone in the world that has the crabs? There's nothing in the world that I want more than for you to come to Jesus, after you deal with your genital parasite issue, of course. I truly hope you aren't putting the blame on me for your crabs though. Ask yourself this Stevey, would a coward try to help you with your genital crabs and expect nothing in return exept to offer you a ticket to Heaven? We all care deeply for your salvation here and know that like a drug addict, where it is the drug is actually controlling them, we know that it is the crabs that are controlling you. You will thank us when you break your ties with sin and crabs and and find a new life with Jesus!!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #24
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Stevey View Post
                    I will tell you more about my church its real and full of gods grace unlike you and your false testamonies and profits,do you self favor and get to know
                    the Lord as your saviour instead of being a total ass . Your not even a man of god, just remember this my friend there will be a day where all you sinners will meet your maker, lets see how funny it is for you then its funny the people that rant and rave about gays usually are hiding some anal yearning of thir own or should i say your own i bet your a coward too.
                    Says the inbred abo who claims his birthday is June 6, 1966.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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