I'm sorry....

[Odef 01]

I haven't introduced my self sooner. You see I have been absent from this world for some time and these computer things frustrate me. I am just a peckerwood.... Raised Southern Baptist.....rebelled....and was found again.
Formerly a lizard butt I eventually found Jesus....through excruciating pain.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I haven't introduced my self sooner. You see I have been absent from this world for some time and these computer things frustrate me. I am just a peckerwood.... Raised Southern Baptist.....rebelled....and was found again.
Formerly a lizard butt I eventually found Jesus....through excruciating pain.

What drug did you take that made you think you were a reptile's arsehole?

You don't need those foul substances to believe a talking snake persuaded Eve to mess up the entire world for men forever.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome Olaf! I have no doubt the world is a strange and mysterious place to you. Putting you faith in God will allow you to stop being afraid. He will ensure your safety no matter what.

[Faith_Machine]

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I am just a peckerwood...

I knew you looked familiar!

I'm pretty sure I bought meth from you back in my pre-saved days.

(Those of you who are unfamiliar with Northern California meth gang terminology may need a little background info.)

Peckerwood

The peckerwood gangs are concentrated in California, where some trade in methamphetamine.[1] In the East Bay Area of California (Contra Costa County, Martinez, Richmond, Pittsburg, Antioch) the peckerwood gang members are identified by the CO. CO. (contra costa county tattoo, usually in but not limited to the abdominal/stomach region). The tattoo and Co. Co. County "WhiteBoy" gang trails to the prison California gang F.A.M.E affiliates of the Aryan Brotherhood.

Odef, I sincerely hope you're not still mixed up in any of that business.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Please tell us about yourself and your walk with Jesus. We want to share praise stories with you, and hear yours too!

What kind of a name is "odef" anyway? Were your parent eskimoes?


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[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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O'deaf one, your first post was a seething, steaming cesspool of prison slang. Were you possibly on the recieving end of lights out at ten, prison lust?

[Odef 01]

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O'deaf one, your first post was a seething, steaming cesspool of prison slang. Were you possibly on the recieving end of lights out at ten, prison lust?

My you have a pretty face boy......you'd be my "B...." inside.

God Bless

[Mary Etheldreda]

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My you have a pretty face boy......you'd be my "B...." inside.

God Bless

This isn't a faggot pick-up joint, dear. This is a forum that exists for the sole purpose of glorifying the LORD, and exposing His Word and His Will for all the world to see.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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My you have a pretty face boy......you'd be my "B...." inside.

God Bless

I'm sure he'd be happy to be your "Bible-study-buddy" inside. He's a very friendly fellow, and loves God's Word.

But he's also in his late 40s and not what most would call "pretty"; maybe you need new glasses, friend?

How do you read your Bible with such poor eyesight?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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My you have a pretty face boy......you'd be my "B...." inside.

God Bless

Hey hourly,
Watch your mouth! Brother Yea is a forum number. You're unsaved trash. Wouldn't you rather be playing euchre with your looper pals than wasting the time of good Christian folk like us?

Go back to drilling holes in sheet metal and leave us alone!

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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Mr. O'Deaf One, doing 'hard' time in prison won't keep you from finding and accepting Jesus. Even if your cellmate was a 'hardened' criminal, salvation through the blood of our Savior is still an option for you. You can start by telling us in detail what it was like getting your first taste of the penal/penile system.

We may have another issue to work out with you before you get right with God. As I was typing this reply, my daughter, (not the sex offender, but the other one) happened to walk by the monitor and saw your avatar. She stared quietly at it for several seconds before it hit her. "I know that face" she said abruptly! She works at a Petsmart in the mall and positively identified you as the person on a flier that all Petsmarts have near their cash registers that has your picture with the message below it clearly stating; "Do not sell gerbils to this man".

It sounds like the road to eternal bliss may have a few more obstacles for you than a normal person, but we'll try to work you through it if you promise to refrain from using this site as a place to 'hook-up' with a same sex partner. That's not what this site is about at all! YIC

[Odef 01]

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Mr. O'Deaf One, doing 'hard' time in prison won't keep you from finding and accepting Jesus. Even if your cellmate was a 'hardened' criminal, salvation through the blood of our Savior is still an option for you. You can start by telling us in detail what it was like getting your first taste of the penal/penile system.

We may have another issue to work out with you before you get right with God. As I was typing this reply, my daughter, (not the sex offender, but the other one) happened to walk by the monitor and saw your avatar. She stared quietly at it for several seconds before it hit her. "I know that face" she said abruptly! She works at a Petsmart in the mall and positively identified you as the person on a flier that all Petsmarts have near their cash registers that has your picture with the message below it clearly stating; "Do not sell gerbils to this man".

It sounds like the road to eternal bliss may have a few more obstacles for you than a normal person, but we'll try to work you through it if you promise to refrain from using this site as a place to 'hook-up' with a same sex partner. That's not what this site is about at all! YIC

With extreme respect please stand down on the name calling, it is "Odef" The spawn of might Viking warriors!!!!

Yes I have been incarcerated for the majority of my life....me and my Aryan brothers have a short fuse....I pray every day for control. I am sorry if I came across a little strong....my meds hadn't kicked in yet and I hadn't asked Jesus for my daily guidance.

And yes the liberal group PETA, has a restraining order against me for deep frying Gerbils. Hmmmmmmmmmm Gerbils!!!!

Please show me some godly forgiveness. It is a might weird world out there after being inside. I found this site my salvation.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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With extreme respect please stand down on the name calling, it is "Odef" The spawn of might Viking warriors!!!!

Yes I have been incarcerated for the majority of my life....me and my Aryan brothers have a short fuse....I pray every day for control. I am sorry if I came across a little strong....my meds hadn't kicked in yet and I hadn't asked Jesus for my daily guidance.

And yes the liberal group PETA, has a restraining order against me for deep frying Gerbils. Hmmmmmmmmmm Gerbils!!!!

Please show me some godly forgiveness. It is a might weird world out there after being inside. I found this site my salvation.

Simmer down there pal. We don't tolerate racists here on our Godly board, so lets keep the neo-nazi stuff on the down low.

As for your admitted faggotry in prison, you need to become an Ex-gay before you can achieve salvation. Tell me, and I promise to keep this between us, you weren't always the butch one, were you? You let one of those big black bucks have at your backside once or twice, just as an experiment, didn't you? C'mon, loosen the burden on your soul, we're all friends here.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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As for your admitted faggotry in prison, you need to become an Ex-gay before you can achieve salvation. Tell me, and I promise to keep this between us, you weren't always the butch one, were you? You let one of those big black bucks have at your backside once or twice, just as an experiment, didn't you? C'mon, loosen the burden on your soul, we're all friends here.

I've heard that's how those Aryan Nation guys roll. They play up the "I hate the inferior Negroes", all to incite the bucks to gang-rape them . . . bareback, of course, and never pulling out.

It's all a ploy so they can be the c*mbuckets for horny black studs.

Isn't that right, Odef? Don't worry, it's OK to tell the truth. You can be set free from your anal sex addiction through Jesus!

[Mistress Cookie]

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Please show me some godly forgiveness. It is a might weird world out there after being inside. I found this site my salvation.

I am glad you have found us, and wish you a happy reunion with Christ™ Our Lord™.