Time to get this over with.

[The Dark AssWithgerms]

Greetings hypocrites! I'm the Dark Passenger. Just a simple young man living in the south with nothing to lose and a big bag of don't give a *** PROFANITY REMOVED *** what kinda people you are or what strange and twisted form of a god you people believe in.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, Playing pokemon, watching all kinds of TV shows, enjoying alone time with my girlfriend ;], and making fun of idiots.

Religious views: Agnostic

Favorite bands: Cradle of Filth, Sunn O))), Slipknot, Anthrax, Metallica, Mayhem, Gorgoroth, Dimmu Borgir, Emperor, basically alot of Heavy Metal. ;]

I've seen 3 of these bands live and personally met 2 of the bands and they are wonderful people unlike you sac's of lard.

My favorite pokemon is Charizard he's a flame breathing dragon and its awesome I believe in Dragons and believe they they once roamed the earth but died out like the dinosaurs. Do you guys believe in dinosaurs? I do.

I've read the satanic bible by Anton LeVay and its quite a good read I must say. It changes your perspective on life and I don't feel evil at all. *** PRO-BESTIALITY CONTENT REMOVED *** It was nice meeting you all!

[Alphonse Alban]

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[The Dark AssWithgerms]

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What is it everyones bed time? It's only 3 in the morning! the partys just starting! break out the beer!

[Zechariah Smyth]

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What is it everyones bed time? It's only 3 in the morning! the partys just starting! break out the beer!

Wouldn't a better idea be to break out a KJV Bible? That's what I feel like doing!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[southern bastard kid]

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What is it everyones bed time? It's only 3 in the morning! the partys just starting! break out the beer!

THROW ME ONE!!!

[The Dark AssWithgerms]

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Nahhh. I enjoy a nice ciggerette while listening to smooth jazz of my speakers. Or play Minecraft for hours on end. Or rip a nice riff on the Bass guitar and make the women flock to me. Ain't no shame in waking up in the morning with 3 chickens in bed with you! ;]

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Nahhh. I enjoy a nice ciggerette while listening to smooth jazz of my speakers. Or play Minecraft for hours on end. Or rip a nice riff on the Bass guitar and make the women flock to me. Ain't no shame in waking up in the morning with 3 chickens in bed with you! ;]

Weirdo.

[The Dark AssWithgerms]

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Weirdo.

Wanna know what else is weird? You're mother in bed last night.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Wanna know what else is weird? You're mother in bed last night.

My dead mother? Wow, you Jesus-haters really are sick.



Look, God sent you here for a reason. Are you ready to give up the race records and narcotics and start praising Jesus? I sure hope you are!



YiC,

Zech

[southern bastard kid]

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Well your sister was nice as well as your aunt. They moaned like the whores they are when I got done with them.

[The Dark AssWithgerms]

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My dead mother? Wow, you Jesus-haters really are sick.



Look, God sent you here for a reason. Are you ready to give up the race records and narcotics and start praising Jesus? I sure hope you are!



YiC,

Zech

Wanna know what I'm ready to do? Make some coffee! Stuffs the shiz.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Isn't it odd that we don't have idiots for ages then three come along at once and can't resist posting in each other's threads.

Jesus sends us a bulk deal to convert. Praise Him!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Isn't it odd that we don't have idiots for ages then three come along at once and can't resist posting in each other's threads.

Jesus sends us a bulk deal to convert. Praise Him!

I'm sorry to say but once again with atheists it boils down to one thing:

That's right: anal sex.

They need a threesome because anal sex is excruciatingly agonising. One member of the so called 'dirty tangle' (no, I don't understand gay slang, either) is there to pin down the 'victim' while the 'perp' enters his buttockular crevice with his engorged penile member.

Then when the perp is satiated he is so weak that the victim has little difficulty in restraining him as the 'pinner' the thrust his manhandle into the new victim. The pain and violation felt by the first victim is dealt back tenfold.

Then both the original victim an perp turn like rabid dogs on to the original pinner: holding him down muffling his cries (perhaps with a pillow or soft fruit) and unloading their 'gentleman's relish' into both orifices in what is know as a 'salad kebab'.

I don't want to go into the details but suffice to say the bible is very clear on these matters.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men , leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Male and female homosexuals.)

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind ,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind , for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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What is it everyones bed time?

No. You're boring.

Nahhh. I enjoy a nice ciggerette

Wanna know what I'm ready to do? Make some coffee! Stuffs the shiz.

Dear Retard:

We're not Mormons.

So you're not merely boring (and rude), you're also an ignorant imbecile.

I hope you enjoy your coming eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire alongside the innocent poultry you've defiled.

[The Dark AssWithgerms]

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No. You're boring.



Dear Retard:

We're not Mormons.

So you're not merely boring (and rude), you're also an ignorant imbecile.

I hope you enjoy your coming eternity being burned alive in God's Lake of Fire alongside the innocent poultry you've defiled.

Atleast I'll have plenty of friends to be with. ;] Might even see you faggots there with me.