[Zechariah Smyth]

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I COULD pray to Jesus...or open a cookbook. Which do you think would educate me more quickly? I'm betting the latter. But what do I know? I'm just a woman.

You can pray while you are cooking.

[PraiseTheLord4]

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You can pray while you are cooking.

I used to pray...until I realized that I was just wishing that someone was listening. Nobody was. I was a good Christian. I went to church. I was an innocent child. I prayed for my dying family. Were they saved? No. No they weren't. So now, instead of talking to God, I look to the stars.

[Redeemed Papist]

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But what do I know? I'm just a woman.

That's the spirit. You're starting to get with Jesus.

1 Corinthians 14:34-35
14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

[John North]

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She's even a failure at pretending to be a Christian.

Most people pretending to be Christian fail. At least when being exposed to True Christians. This has been seen in this very forum, over and over again.

[PraiseTheLord4]

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She's even a failure at pretending to be a Christian.

I am an not Christian. I thought that was implied.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I am an not Christian. I thought that was implied.

Your first few lying posts were pathetically transparent, it's true, but we always give the benefit of the doubt.

So what first started you down the road to being a harlot for Satan and how can we guide you back into Jesus' loving embrace.

[PraiseTheLord4]

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Your first few lying posts were pathetically transparent, it's true, but we always give the benefit of the doubt.

So what first started you down the road to being a harlot for Satan and how can we guide you back into Jesus' loving embrace.

Marilyn Manson definitely opened my eyes. He's a hero of mine. And then I began reading The Satanic Bible. That pretty much sent me over the edge.

The only thing you could do to get me back into his embrace would be to take away my free will.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Marilyn Manson definitely opened my eyes. He's a hero of mine. And then I began reading The Satanic Bible. That pretty much sent me over the edge.

The only thing you could do to get me back into his embrace would be to take away my free will.

How shocking!

You'll have to do better than that.

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

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And then I began reading The Satanic Bible. That pretty much sent me over the edge.

The Satanic Bible? Bah. If you want to read Ayn Rand, then actually read Ayn Rand, not some Cliff Notes version for people who want to dress up and play church.

[PraiseTheLord4]

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How shocking!

You'll have to do better than that.

Better than what? It's actually a true fact. I LOVE Marilyn Manson. I'm so excited to see him perform for the first time! My mother HATES him, but now that I am eighteen, I can pretty much do what I want.

And The Satanic Bible is quite good. I don't worship Satan. Not in any way. If he were real, I think I'd feel quite badly for him. He had a mind of his own, and was punished for it.

[Didymus Much]

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...And then I began reading The Satanic Bible...

So have you ever read the actual Bible, so you can appreciate God in all of His True Glory™?

You really should. You can get one from Wal-Mart for $5, even free from most Baptist churches (ask politely, and insist on an Authorized King James Version). 66 books, 2 books per day, a couple of hours, and you'll be done in a month or so.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So now, instead of talking to God, I look to the stars.

And do they answer you?

Marilyn Manson definitely opened my eyes. He's a hero of mine. And then I began reading The Satanic Bible. That pretty much sent me over the edge.

Do tell, what have you learned from the Satanic Bible?

I'd like to know your thoughts on the matter. Have you finished it yet?

[PraiseTheLord4]

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The Satanic Bible? Bah. If you want to read Ayn Rand, then actually read Ayn Rand, not some Cliff Notes version for people who want to dress up and play church.

Are you not on my side, brother? I will in fact read her works. Thanks for the suggestion!

[PraiseTheLord4]

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And do they answer you?


Do tell, what have you learned from the Satanic Bible?

I'd like to know your thoughts on the matter. Have you finished it yet?

Of course they haven't physically or spiritually answered me! They are stars!
They are just beautiful and help me think.

I have finished it. I learned that I can be a strong person on my own, and not have to rely on a god to validate who I am as a human being.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Of course they haven't physically or spiritually answered me! They are stars!
They are just beautiful and help me think.

I have finished it. I learned that I can be a strong person on my own, and not have to rely on a god to validate who I am as a human being.

Have you learned any ethical rules or behavioral guidelines? What does your mentor teach?