Friends...

[Former_Sinner]

Dear future brothers and sisters (I hope!),

I am a former sinner, however i have now seen the error of my ways.
I have always considered myself a Christian, but now, if possible, i want to become a TRUE Christian™.

Perhaps this is not possible, given my former sins, but i know for sure that Jesus is the one true lord!

Please help me repent my sins, and gain forgiveness from the heavens...

Yours,

A Former_Sinner.

[Higher Love]

Re: Friends...

Jesus will always forgive you, a man that admits his errors and fixes them is a man God appreciates

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Friends...

Dear future brothers and sisters (I hope!),

I am a former sinner, however i have now seen the error of my ways.
I have always considered myself a Christian, but now, if possible, i want to become a TRUE Christian™.

Perhaps this is not possible, given my former sins, but i know for sure that Jesus is the one true lord!

Please help me repent my sins, and gain forgiveness from the heavens...

Yours,

A Former_Sinner.

First thing: M't:12:31: Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
When did you blaspheme against the Holy Ghost?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Friends...

I am a former sinner, however i have now seen the error of my ways.
I have always considered myself a Christian, but now, if possible, i want to become a TRUE Christian™.

Well, hallelujah! Admitting that you are a sinner and being willing to turn from sin are the first two steps in God's Plan of Salvation™. You are on your way, friend.

Perhaps this is not possible, given my former sins, but i know for sure that Jesus is the one true lord!

Friend, your sins are guaranteed* to be forgiven once you get saved. SHOUT GLORY!

*Forgiveness of sins does not include blasphemy against the Holy Ghost. See Mark 3:29 for terms and conditions.

Please help me repent my sins, and gain forgiveness from the heavens...

Friend, there is a bright and shiny PayPal button down at the bottom of your screen. Clicking on it and tithing generously and proudly can only help to convince Jesus of your sincerity.

God bless you friend. I am praying for you on your journey that you are able to find the narrow way that leads to life.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Former_Sinner]

Re: Friends...

First thing: M't:12:31: Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men.
When did you blaspheme against the Holy Ghost?

I am sad to admit, that i stole my bible.

If i had the $30, i would have paid, but sadly i did not, and i so desperately wanted to learn the word of God in all it's glory.

Can God & Jesus forgive me?

[Old Man Winter]

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The question is can you forgive yourself.

[Former_Sinner]

Re: Friends...

The question is can you forgive yourself.

I fear i cannot forgive myself, as i have gone against one of the TRUE commandments of our Lord almighty.
However, i shall of course try my hardest.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Friends...

Dear friend:

Please consult the following flow chart:



You have obviously completed step 1, and I assume that you have completed step 2. Still, steps 3 and 4 are vitally important as well, and if you sincerely wish to complete those steps, you have our support and prayers.

In Christ's abundant love,

Isaac

[Former_Sinner]

Re: Friends...

Dear friend:

Please consult the following flow chart:



You have obviously completed step 1, and I assume that you have completed step 2. Still, steps 3 and 4 are vitally important as well, and if you sincerely wish to complete those steps, you have our support and prayers.

In Christ's abundant love,

Isaac

Friend, i am up to step five (Tithing).
I only wish this was possible, but for now it is not.
I am currently between jobs.. the reason will follow.
I formerly worked at my local College as a teaching assistant, but i simply could not continue when i saw them allow Muslims to leave the classroom to pray.

My question was, what have they to be ashamed of (Other than not being Christian)?
Why did they not pray in front of the other Christian students? So i began thinking there were alterior motives to their prayers, and i left, before i got blown up.

[Nobar King]

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You don't have a pair of shoes you can sell on eBay and forward the money to our lovely Church?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You are, I trust, familiar with the widow's mites.

[Former_Sinner]

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You don't have a pair of shoes you can sell on eBay and forward the money to our lovely Church?

My friend, i only have one pair of shoes.

If i even had a pair of sandals, i would wear those, and replicate the choice of footwear that the lord chose his son to wear.

However, God gave me abnormally large feet, and it is hard to find shoes in my size, therefore i need my shoes, for another pair may not come along for a while, until i get a job at least.

I could however sell my heathen brothers' game console on eBay, he recently purchased a game called GT IV, a most disgusting game, and i feel the money he spent on it could be put towards better uses.

[Former_Sinner]

Re: Friends...

You are, I trust, familiar with the widow's mites.

Naturally, unfortunately i do not know the verse, but i know the story.

Jesus was in the Temple of Jerusalem, and during his time there, he noticed that a poor woman donated all her worldy money, of two coins, whilst rich men only gave a small percentage of their worldly goods.

However, my worldly goods are small, and are needed. If i could afford to give anything away, then i would.

Will i continually be pushed to donate?

[Wide-Open]

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Will i continually be pushed to donate?

Will you continue to rob Baby Jesus?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Friends...

My friend, i only have one pair of shoes.

If i even had a pair of sandals, i would wear those, and replicate the choice of footwear that the lord chose his son to wear.

However, God gave me abnormally large feet, and it is hard to find shoes in my size, therefore i need my shoes, for another pair may not come along for a while, until i get a job at least.

I could however sell my heathen brothers' game console on eBay, he recently purchased a game called GT IV, a most disgusting game, and i feel the money he spent on it could be put towards better uses.

Friend,

You can always get a credit card or take a loan out? Remember a tithe to Jesus is an investment in your' future. Just include your prayer for what you need with your tithe and Jesus will help you name it and claim it.