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    Atheist inc.

    I'm here to answer your questions about atheists. I hear you guys ask what it likes to be an atheist all the time. Here I am atheist ask any questions you want. I'm an eveloutionist democrat liberal supporter of abortion gay marriage and believe in positive reinforcements and time outs not strangling your child and then beating them to death with a bible. My hobbies include sex, using my flesh light, spending time with my family and friends, Intactivism, science shows, and reading books by hawking or Dawkins. I've never touched a drug in my life and I live a happy life. Come at me!
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    Re: Atheist inc.

    Originally posted by Atheist45 View Post
    I'm here to answer your questions about atheists. I hear you guys ask what it likes to be an atheist all the time. Here I am atheist ask any questions you want. I'm an eveloutionist democrat liberal supporter of abortion gay marriage and believe in positive reinforcements and time outs not strangling your child and then beating them to death with a bible. My hobbies include sex, using my flesh light, spending time with my family and friends, Intactivism, science shows, and reading books by hawking or Dawkins. I've never touched a drug in my life and I live a happy life. Come at me!
    You really ruined my night, pal.

    I was just convincing myself that people like you don't exist in the real world, and you had to come along and ruin that.

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    • #3
      Re: Atheist inc.

      Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
      You really ruined my night, pal.

      I was just convincing myself that people like you don't exist in the real world, and you had to come along and ruin that.
      People you ruin the world with your bigotry and hatred. You've ruined the world.

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      • #4
        Re: Atheist inc.

        Originally posted by Atheist45 View Post
        I'm here to answer your questions about atheists. I hear you guys ask what it likes to be an atheist all the time. Here I am atheist ask any questions you want. I'm an eveloutionist democrat liberal supporter of abortion gay marriage and believe in positive reinforcements and time outs not strangling your child and then beating them to death with a bible. My hobbies include sex, using my flesh light, spending time with my family and friends, Intactivism, science shows, and reading books by hawking or Dawkins. I've never touched a drug in my life and I live a happy life. Come at me!
        Who asked you to answer any questions? What made you imagine that anyone here might be even slightly interested in anything that spills out of your vile mouth?

        Did you not notice the banner up top proclaiming UNSAVED NOT WELCOME?

        Piss off.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: Atheist inc.

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Who asked you to answer any questions? What made you imagine that anyone here might be even slightly interested in anything that spills out of your vile mouth?

          Did you not notice the banner up top proclaiming UNSAVED NOT WELCOME?

          Piss off.
          I have seen threads where people have many misconceptions about atheism. I decides it's time to tell people the truth I don't plan on making trouble or to debate just going to set the record straight

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          • #6
            Re: Atheist inc.

            Originally posted by Atheist Fool View Post
            I have seen threads where people have many misconceptions about atheism. I decides it's time to tell people the truth I don't plan on making trouble or to debate just going to set the record straight
            Atheists are hellbound. That's all we need to know. Besides, all atheists lie the way I change underwear (several times a day).

            Nothing you say can be believed.

            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #7
              Re: Atheist inc.

              Originally posted by Atheist Fool View Post
              blah blah blah supporter of abortion gay marriage blah blah blah
              I also believe gay "marriages" should be aborted.

              Yours in Christ,

              Z. Smyth
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              • #8
                Re: Atheist inc.

                Sorry friend but I don't believe you. I'm a good person I have a wife who loves me very much and I have a child who I love very much and loves me very much. I volunteer in homeless shelters I donate money to charity. I suppose if there is a god Im going to heaven. God is aupposed to be love not fear and hate.

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                • #9
                  Re: Atheist inc.

                  Originally posted by Atheist Fool View Post
                  I have seen threads where people have many misconceptions about atheism. I decides it's time to tell people the truth I don't plan on making trouble or to debate just going to set the record straight
                  I just looked up what a flesh light is. To say that I am disgusted and nearly dry heaving is an understatement.

                  And being that you are a biblically certified fool (see Psalm 14:1) who is incapable of any good, why should we listen to you?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Atheist inc.

                    Originally posted by Atheist Fool View Post
                    I'm a good person I have a wife who loves me very much and I have a child who I love very much and loves me very much. I volunteer in homeless shelters I donate money to charity. I suppose if there is a god Im going to heaven. God is aupposed to be love not fear and hate.
                    And do you tell yourself that being a "good person" might somehow get you a spot in Heaven?

                    Better read my sermon on the subject HERE.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Atheist inc.

                      Originally posted by Atheist Fool View Post
                      I'm an eveloutionist democrat liberal supporter of abortion gay marriage and believe in positive reinforcements and time outs not strangling your child and then beating them to death with a bible.
                      Why do you hate punctuation marks… and God?

                      I know everything I need to know about you and your atheism.

                      Have a nice life.

                      Burn in Hell!
                      Stop whining
                      (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                      (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                      (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                      (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                      • #12
                        Re: Atheist inc.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        And do you tell yourself that being a "good person" might somehow get you a spot in Heaven?

                        Better read my sermon on the subject HERE.
                        I still don't believe it if there is a god it's certainly not a hateful god like the one you people worship. As for the Fleshlight I recommend you purchase one they are very fun and do no harm to anybody! They relieve stress when I come home from a long day at work I stroll into my bedroom grab my FL and get in the shower have some fun with it and guess what? I feel better! I feel relaxed and it takes some tension off then I can spend some time with my wife and kid. Win Win!

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                        • #13
                          Re: Atheist inc.

                          Originally posted by John North View Post
                          Why do you hate punctuation marks… and God?

                          I know everything I need to know about you and your atheism.

                          Have a nice life.

                          Burn in Hell!
                          I don't hate God I just don't believe if there was evidence for him I would worship daily, but there's no evidence and I'm using my phone to write this at the moment. So punctuation is harder have to flip through pages of the phone to find it!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Atheist inc.

                            Originally posted by Atheist Fool View Post
                            I'm here to answer your questions about atheists.
                            I haven't a single question for you. There is nothing of interest you could share.
                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Atheist inc.
                              John 3:16-18 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
                              For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
                              He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

                              You can't argue with that. You're going to Hell.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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