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  • meowpik
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    • Nov 2012
    • 4

    #1

    Hello there!

    Hello, atheist here.

    Not trying to argue over the existence/non-existence of God or any of that, I want to inform you all that you are terrible people. The views that you have on real-world issues are simply atrocious.

    1. Homosexuals don't need to be saved. They're people, but they simply have different tastes than you. It's like you people are being Nazis, only instead of Jewish people, you're going after Atheists and homosexuals.

    2. Rape victims should marry their rapists? Are you kidding me? Being raped is a traumatizing experience. The rapist should not be rewarded, but prosecuted. Also, what if the rapist is gay? Should he be stoned or married to the boy he violated? Hm?

    3. This one is a bit less of an issue with me, and others, but women should be able to abort their child in the case of rape. That child would simply be a reminder of the tragic events that transpired with the woman's rapist. Instead of forgetting of the rape, she would be constantly reminded every day.

    Thanks. I guess.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • meowpik
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    Under Investigation
    • Nov 2012
    • 4

    #2
    Re: Hello there!

    Also, nice.
    Changing "a theist" to "god-hating ath eist." Cool.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Hello there!

      Originally posted by meowpik View Post
      Hello, God-hating God-hating atheist here.
      Hello God-hating atheist. Might I respectfully remind you the only reason you hate God is because you have been brainwashed to hate Him. You can break free from this if you want, but you have to want it.

      Originally posted by meowpik View Post
      Not trying to argue over the existence/non-existence of God or any of that, I want to inform you all that you are terrible people. The views that you have on real-world issues are simply atrocious.
      I'm glad you are not here to debate. This is not a debate forum. You will find no one who bites your arguing bait. Here at Landover Baptist Church Forum we praise Jesus for His Perfect Ways.

      Originally posted by meowpik View Post
      1. Homosexuals don't need to be saved. They're people, but they simply have different tastes than you. It's like you people are being Nazis, only instead of Jewish people, you're going after God-hating God-hating atheists and homosexuals.
      You're mistaken. Anyone who does not want to experience an eternity of horrible, torturous pain and misery need to be Saved. Only Christ Jesus can do this, and homosexuals shun Him and mock Him by spreading their seed inside the dark, bacterial ridden poop-shoot of other men.

      Originally posted by meowpik View Post
      2. Rape victims should marry their rapists? Are you kidding me? Being raped is a traumatizing experience. The rapist should not be rewarded, but prosecuted. Also, what if the rapist is gay? Should he be stoned or married to the boy he violated? Hm?
      This is for the woman's good. Because no other decent man would take (her virginity is, after all, now no longer a consideration for marriage), she would at least be given a decent name among society and be offered a certain amount of respect for not being a slut, but being a married woman.

      Originally posted by meowpik View Post
      3. This one is a bit less of an issue with me, and others, but women should be able to abort their child in the case of rape. That child would simply be a reminder of the tragic events that transpired with the woman's rapist. Instead of forgetting of the rape, she would be constantly reminded every day.
      It's a good thing people like you who are completely ignorant and therefore devoid of all morals do not contribute more to the laws of this nation. You might as well say killing a four year old child for being annoying is a good idea, too.

      Originally posted by meowpik View Post
      Thanks. I guess.
      Now my turn.

      1. Why have you turned your back on your LORD? What do you hope to gain out of your short-lived "liberty," and have you realized yet this "liberty" is really nothing more than bondage to sin?

      2. Who hurt you so much to have inspired you to direct your anger at the Sweet Baby Jesus who hurt no one ever, but died for your sins?

      3. What do you fear about giving your life to Jesus? Are you also a fat girl because you fear giving your love to a man? Jesus will never hurt you like a man will. He's perfect.

      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #4
        Re: Hello there!

        Originally posted by meowpik View Post
        Also, nice.
        Changing "a theist" to "god-hating ath eist." Cool.
        What are you talking about?

        Nobody changed anything.
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • meowpik
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          Under Investigation
          • Nov 2012
          • 4

          #5
          Re: Hello there!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          Hello God-hating God-hating God-hating atheist. Might I respectfully remind you the only reason you hate God is because you have been brainwashed to hate Him. You can break free from this if you want, but you have to want it.
          No, I'm fine, thanks. Also I don't hate God. I just don't believe he exists.
          Do you hate unicorns? Probably not, but you don't think they exist. It's the same principle.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          You're mistaken. Anyone who does not want to experience an eternity of horrible, torturous pain and misery need to be Saved. Only Christ Jesus can do this, and homosexuals shun Him and mock Him by spreading their seed inside the dark, bacterial ridden poop-shoot of other men.
          Then why do Christian extremists call homosexuality a disease? That's a bit rude and unjust.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          This is for the woman's good. Because no other decent man would take (her virginity is, after all, now no longer a consideration for marriage), she would at least be given a decent name among society and be offered a certain amount of respect for not being a slut, but being a married woman.
          "any decent man"? And by "decent," do you mean someone who shares your beliefs? I think I have pretty good morals, and that makes me decent, in my opinion.

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          It's a good thing people like you who are completely ignorant and therefore devoid of all morals do not contribute more to the laws of this nation. You might as well say killing a four year old child for being annoying is a good idea, too.
          The child inside the womb has no memories or emotions. A four-year-old has memories, and friends. The people that love him would be crushed if he was killed. Any "decent" person should condone abortion in cases of rape.


          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          1. Why have you turned your back on your LORD? What do you hope to gain out of your short-lived "liberty," and have you realized yet this "liberty" is really nothing more than bondage to sin?

          2. Who hurt you so much to have inspired you to direct your anger at the Sweet Baby Jesus who hurt no one ever, but died for your sins?

          3. What do you fear about giving your life to Jesus? Are you also a fat girl because you fear giving your love to a man? Jesus will never hurt you like a man will. He's perfect.

          1. I didn't. Ever since I was a small child, say 7 or 8, the idea of an all-powerful, omniscient being was a bit unbelievable to me. What do I hope to gain? A nice family. I don't care if they are of the faith, I just don't want people to inflict their beliefs on me.
          2. No one.
          3. Nope. I'm a heterosexual 18 year old male. I'm reasonably fit, have girlfriend, and all that jazz.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #6
            Re: Hello there!

            Of course unicorns exist.

            Psalms 22:21 Save me from the lion's mouth: for thou hast heard me from the horns of the unicorns.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #7
              Re: Hello there!

              Originally posted by meowpik View Post
              ...Do you hate unicorns? Probably not, but you don't think they exist. It's the same principle...
              Wrong. Unicorns exist, according to the Bible. If you'd read it, you'd know that.

              ...Then why do Christian extremists call homosexuality a disease? That's a bit rude and unjust...
              According to the Bible, God causes and cures all disease.

              ...I think I have pretty good morals, and that makes me decent, in my opinion...
              Hitler thought he was doing good for his country and the world.

              ...The child inside the womb has no memories or emotions. A four-year-old has memories, and friends...
              And they're both doomed to eternal suffering in Hell if they don't accept Christ as their Saviour.

              ...I just don't want people to inflict their beliefs on me...
              Then why did you join this forum?

              I guess you've overlooked the fact you're now trying to inflict your beliefs on them, huh?

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              • meowpik
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                Under Investigation
                • Nov 2012
                • 4

                #8
                Re: Hello there!

                "I guess you've overlooked the fact you're now trying to inflict your beliefs on them, huh?"

                Nope, just trying to have a friendly discussion.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #9
                  Re: Hello there!

                  How can we have a friendly discussion with such as you?

                  2 Corinthians 6:14-15, 17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                  And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                  Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,

                  God tells us to shun you so shun you we shall!
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #10
                    Re: Hello there!

                    Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                    "I guess you've overlooked the fact you're now trying to inflict your beliefs on them, huh?"

                    Nope, just trying to have a friendly discussion.
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                    From your OP:

                    Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                    *snip* I want to inform you all that you are terrible people. *snip*
                    Your idea of friendly is unusual.



                    Yours in Christ,

                    Z. Smyth
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                    • Brother Harold Porter
                      Landover Senior Outreach
                      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 8236

                      #11
                      Re: Hello there!

                      Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                      I didn't. Ever since I was a small child, say 7 or 8, the idea of an all-powerful, omniscient being was a bit unbelievable to me.
                      This is the result of poor parenting, my friend. An 8 year old is in no position to make such a judgement. I suppose your parents are God-hating atheistical fools too?

                      A young child needs constant exposure to the truth of God's Word in order to realize what inherently filthy and corrupt sinners all children are from birth. Once a tot understands this, it is so much easier to realize that a higher power in God did indeed create all we see and gave us the precious gift of free will. A meaningless life of misery and despair in wicked and degenerate sin and then death. Or the chance to sit beside Jesus in Heaven for all of eternity, praise Him!

                      Will you confess the sins that stain your filthy soul and character? Can you kneel in front of Jesus this very day and receive His unconditional warm gift of love and Salvation? We are praying for you.

                      In Christ
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: Hello there!

                        Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                        Hello, God-hating God-hating God-hating atheist here.

                        Not trying to argue over the existence/non-existence of God or any of that, I want to inform you all that you are terrible people. The views that you have on real-world issues are simply atrocious.

                        1. Homosexuals don't need to be saved. They're people, but they simply have different tastes than you. It's like you people are being Nazis, only instead of Jewish people, you're going after God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists and homosexuals.

                        2. Rape victims should marry their rapists? Are you kidding me? Being raped is a traumatizing experience. The rapist should not be rewarded, but prosecuted. Also, what if the rapist is gay? Should he be stoned or married to the boy he violated? Hm?

                        3. This one is a bit less of an issue with me, and others, but women should be able to abort their child in the case of rape. That child would simply be a reminder of the tragic events that transpired with the woman's rapist. Instead of forgetting of the rape, she would be constantly reminded every day.

                        Thanks. I guess.
                        1: the gaywise are not people, they are abominations. Leviticus 18:22

                        2: how is the rapist being rewarded? He has to marry a woman who DOES NOT LOVE HIM. He CANNOT put her aside no matter how fat or independent she is. That's no picnick, I can tell you!

                        3: as Godly Todd Akin shows us if it was rape there would be no baby. FACT.

                        People like you with your fakir ways make me physically sick. You repulse me.

                        All the best.

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Mary Etheldreda
                          Gushing for Jesus
                           
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 23775

                          #13
                          Re: Hello there!

                          Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                          No, I'm fine, thanks. Also I don't hate God. I just don't believe he exists.
                          Do you hate unicorns? Probably not, but you don't think they exist. It's the same principle.
                          But you're not fine, that's what we're trying to tell you. And no, I don't hate unicorns. Why should I?

                          Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                          Then why do Christian extremists call homosexuality a disease? That's a bit rude and unjust.
                          One cannot be at ease when in tremendous mental and emotional anguish.

                          Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                          "any decent man"? And by "decent," do you mean someone who shares your beliefs? I think I have pretty good morals, and that makes me decent, in my opinion.
                          But see, without a trustworthy moral compass, your opinions cannot be trusted. It's like asking a sociopath for his opinion about morals.

                          Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                          The child inside the womb has no memories or emotions. A four-year-old has memories, and friends. The people that love him would be crushed if he was killed. Any "decent" person should condone abortion in cases of rape.
                          Any decent person should grieve the idea of killing a child for the sins of the father.

                          Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                          1. I didn't. Ever since I was a small child, say 7 or 8, the idea of an all-powerful, omniscient being was a bit unbelievable to me. What do I hope to gain? A nice family. I don't care if they are of the faith, I just don't want people to inflict their beliefs on me.
                          2. No one.
                          3. Nope. I'm a heterosexual 18 year old male. I'm reasonably fit, have girlfriend, and all that jazz.
                          1. So you turned your back on God because He didn't share with you His entire plan. Arrogant much?
                          2. Clearly your spiritual needs were neglected by your family. You are still in denial. One of our members is a certified True Christian™ Psychotheological Analyst Therapist. Perhaps he can work with you and your emotional trauma and repressed memories.
                          3. See #2.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Didymus Much
                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 14079

                            #14
                            Re: Hello there!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            ...Any decent person should grieve the idea of killing a child for the sins of the father...
                            Very true, unfortunately:

                            Deuteronomy 5:9 "Thou shalt not bow down thyself unto them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me,"

                            Exodus 20:5 "Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;"

                            Exodus 34:7 "Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children’s children, unto the third and to the fourth generation."

                            Numbers 14:18 "The Lord is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation."

                            It's even worse for bastards (and foreigners):

                            Deuteronomy 23:2-3 "2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD. 3 An Ammonite or Moabite shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to their tenth generation shall they not enter into the congregation of the LORD for ever:"

                            So what's the True Christian™ "out" here? God's not a person, so human morality doesn't apply? Or that He's not actually killing them (until He resurrects them to cast them into the lake of fire for eternity, which is the "second death")?

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                            • Faith_Machine
                              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 10050

                              #15
                              Re: Hello there!

                              Originally posted by meowpik View Post
                              Hello, God-hating atheist here.

                              Not trying to argue over the existence/non-existence of God or any of that, I want to inform you all that you are terrible people. The views that you have on real-world issues are simply atrocious.

                              1. Homosexuals don't need to be saved. They're people, but they simply have different tastes than you. It's like you people are being Nazis, only instead of Jewish people, you're going after God-hating atheists and homosexuals.

                              2. Rape victims should marry their rapists? Are you kidding me? Being raped is a traumatizing experience. The rapist should not be rewarded, but prosecuted. Also, what if the rapist is gay? Should he be stoned or married to the boy he violated? Hm?

                              3. This one is a bit less of an issue with me, and others, but women should be able to abort their child in the case of rape. That child would simply be a reminder of the tragic events that transpired with the woman's rapist. Instead of forgetting of the rape, she would be constantly reminded every day.

                              Thanks. I guess.
                              With a name like Meowpik, I'd been hoping your introductory thread would contain cute pics of cute kitties. I love cats!

                              Sadly, your introductory post didn't even contain a proper introduction, much less photographs of adorable felines.

                              I'll give you a second chance, though. Please tell us what church you attend, which Bible verse most touches your heart, and how you came to know the Lord.

                              (And if you want to throw in a precious kitty photo or two, I certainly won't be complaining!)
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