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  • #1

    Newbie introduction!

    Hi everyone ^^

    What Church I go to:
    I attend a Baptist Church in the UK.

    What my favourite bible verse is:
    John 3:16- For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

    How I came to find Jesus:
    My parents are not Christians, however I started to learn about Jesus in secondary school. I didn't pay much attention until I took religious studies for A-level. My faith gradually increased and I am now trying to learn how to be a good, committed Christian. I love God!
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  • #2
    Re: Newbie introduction!

    Welcome!

    So many questions for a bright new member!

    Does your husband know you are on the internets? Why do think God afflicted the English with such bad teeth? How many sons do you have?

    Your Brother In Christ

    Matthew

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    • #3
      Re: Newbie introduction!

      Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
      Welcome!

      So many questions for a bright new member!

      Does your husband know you are on the internets? Why do think God afflicted the English with such bad teeth? How many sons do you have?

      Your Brother In Christ

      Matthew
      -I don't have a husband yet I'm afraid!

      -Because God has an excellent sense of humor?

      -None, though hopefully when I am married, many

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      • #4
        Re: Newbie introduction!

        Ah Rebecca. The future screams of the damned are something you yearn for as well. Why stop at John 3:16?
        John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
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        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
        The truth about volcanos
        Sex and debauchery in public schools
        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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        • #5
          Re: Newbie introduction!

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          Ah Rebecca. The future screams of the damned are something you yearn for as well. Why stop at John 3:16?
          John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
          Ah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean that I do not also love that verse- it was so hard to choose that I just wrote one of my favourites.

          Thank you for correcting me

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          • #6
            Re: Newbie introduction!

            Welcome Rebecca. What haven't you found a man that will tolerate you? You know, every month you are fertile and without child is another month you kill a baby. Don't you care?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • #7
              Re: Newbie introduction!

              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Welcome Rebecca. What haven't you found a man that will tolerate you? You know, every month you are fertile and without child is another month you kill a baby. Don't you care?
              I can't seem to find any Christian men I do care and that's why I'm actively seeking to find a man 'that will tolerate [me]' ^^

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              • #8
                Re: Newbie introduction!

                Originally posted by James Hutchins
                Friend, To 'conjugate' is to work with verbs. Women do not need to be bothered with that. Only how to double or triple recipes and scrub stains out of things.
                Sorry for speaking out of turn, Sir

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                • #9
                  Re: Newbie introduction!

                  Originally posted by Rebecca92 View Post
                  Sorry for speaking out of turn, Sir
                  Unless your name is 'Sayton', then I as not speaking to you.
                  1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
                  1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                  Women, always thinking the sun revolves around them.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Newbie introduction!

                    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                    Unless your name is 'Sayton', then I as not speaking to you.
                    1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
                    1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

                    Women, always thinking the sun revolves around them.
                    Sorry, I'll clarify, I was apologizing for the infraction, not presuming you were speaking to me when you posted.

                    Thank you for your correction

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                    • #11
                      Re: Newbie introduction!

                      Welcome to God's favorite forum Rebecca.

                      Originally posted by Rebecca92 View Post
                      I can't seem to find any Christian men I do care and that's why I'm actively seeking to find a man 'that will tolerate [me]' ^^
                      Stop worrying about that. Just ask your Pastor for help selecting a proper husband.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #12
                        Re: Newbie introduction!

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Welcome to God's favorite forum Rebecca.

                        Stop worrying about that. Just ask your Pastor for help selecting a proper husband.
                        Thank you for the welcome Sir.

                        I will ask my Pastor tomorrow for help with this issue

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