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    Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

    Upon further review I have realized that I missed the step of introducing myself. I am new to this wonderful forum and look forward to having good conversation with some great people. I am a Christian conservative extremist, and follow the bible word for word. I have already been given an infraction which I find to be quite unwarranted considering I've done nothing but preach the true nature of the bible in its true form; word for word the way it was written by Jesus Christ himself. These modern Christians make me sick believing that they can interpret God's word as if they have more knowledge and understanding of what are omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent Lord meant by the words he specifically decided to write.

    Now, to Pastor Ezekiel, I don't appreciate you praising a woman calling her a "true Christian" solely based on her "sites status" when it clearly goes against the word of God, and also receiving an infraction for the use of "stoning" describing the way people should be punished which is also stated in the bible. For you to do this clearly shows your lack of faith in the Lord, Jesus Christ and your blasphemous actions of giving precedence to a woman's emotion over that of Gods word. Neither of you are "true Christians" and holding some false status that makes you sleep at night is moot.

    All other users: I am extremely excited to be apart of a real Christian website and can't wait to discuss our Lord with you guys.

    Have a wonderful evening, and feel free to add me or send me personal messages for any concerns or questions.
    It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
    For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
    Ecclesiastes 7:5-6
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  • #2
    Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

    Also, Like I stated before I am new to the site and would love how to start threads of my own. I have some great topics of conversation that I would love converse with the lot of you.
    It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
    For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
    Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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    • #3
      Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

      Hello Count Your Blessings. I do not know why you call yourself an extremist if you follow the Bible word for word. If I tell someone how to change a tire and they follow all of the steps exactly I do not call them an extremist tire changer.

      Thank you.

      Rusty
      Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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      • #4
        Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

        That's just a silly question.
        It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
        For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
        Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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        • #5
          Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

          Originally posted by Count Your Blessings View Post
          That's just a silly question.
          Hello Count Your Blessings. I did not ask a question you can go back and read it. If I asked you a question I would put a question mark after it. They look like this:

          ?

          Thank you.

          Rusty
          Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

            My mistake, but either way, that was a silly statement. Thanks for the grammar though, I'll be sure to use your wise teaching from here on out.

            Sincerely,

            Your superior.
            It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.
            For as the crackling of thorns under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool: this also is vanity.
            Ecclesiastes 7:5-6

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            • #7
              Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

              Originally posted by Count Your Blessings View Post
              Also, Like I stated before I am new to the site and would love how to start threads of my own. I have some great topics of conversation that I would love converse with the lot of you.
              Hello CYB, and welcome to our friendly forums! Please feel free to contribute your Biblically supported opinions to the many, many discussions currently offered at this time.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

                Welcome, CYB. You would be wise to show due respect to Pastor Ezekiel (and any True Christian™ woman). Are you going to ignore the Biblical commandment to obey church leadership?

                Heb 13:17 Obey them that have the rule over you, and submit yourselves: for they watch for your souls, as they that must give account, that they may do it with joy, and not with grief: for that is unprofitable for you.

                And if you are going to accuse a pastor of sin, you'd better have witnesses to back you up.

                1 Tim 5:19 Against an elder receive not an accusation, but before two or three witnesses.

                While women may not be worthy of equal respect from men, nowhere does Scripture allow us to be disrespectful and rude to True Christian™ women. You will probably want to quote this passage at us:

                1 Tim 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                Now I am sure that all True Christian™ women keep quiet in church, as they should. But this is a Christian discussion forum, so that's what we do: we discuss things. True Christian™ women come here to discuss things; they don't have to keep silent on a discussion forum. And they don't try to usurp authority over men. So what's the problem? You should worry about proving yourself to us rather than attacking people who have already proved themselves. Focus on introducing yourself properly first. Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
                sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

                  Originally Posted by Dustin Ashley
                  My mistake, but either way, that was a silly statement. Thanks for the grammar though, I'll be sure to use your wise teaching from here on out.

                  Sincerely,

                  Your superior.
                  That wasn't grammar. That was punctuation.
                  This is vocabulary:

                  Conservative you will notice listed among the antonyms: EXTREMIST

                  Extremist you will notice listed among the antonyms: CONSERVATIVE

                  Antonym noun
                  antonym noun : a word of opposite meaning
                  Originally Posted by Dustin Ashley
                  ..conservative extremist..

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

                    The spirit is moving within me as I type and my feeling inside is that we have here a god mocking atheist piece of trash thinking he can safely mock God and those who truly worship Him as the Bible says. Well God is as real as the fires of Hell. He's as real as the Garden of Eden. He's as real as His marvellous creation of the earth and the firmament of heaven. He's as real as an open minded and critical reading of the Bible shows Him to be.

                    But the atheist god mockers do not want to read the Bible. They are afraid of its power to change lives and show people just how feasible and real Jesus actually is; how glorious and necessary His sacrifice and temporary death was. They prefer instead to stick their fingers in their ears and have a straw man Jesus that's just made of the bits they pick to suit their own agenda. They're worse than the Catholics who make their dogma up without even reading it.

                    Shame on you, sir! What kind of scum would find only things to mock and deride in the Bible? What manner of man are you to come here and undermine the work of True Christians(tm) who are doing nothing more harmful than confronting the world with the reality of our Lord Jesus Christ?
                    sigpic
                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello, all. Also Pastor Ezekiel!

                      Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                      Hello Count Your Blessings. I did not ask a question you can go back and read it. If I asked you a question I would put a question mark after it. They look like this:

                      ?

                      Thank you.

                      Rusty
                      Mr Holbeck, what do you expect? The heathen is probably hopped up on marijuana. He claims to read the Bible but spells it wrong with a little b. He probably doesn't even know what a question is in his state.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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