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    Hello people <3

    Hi, my name is Shadow, im sixteen years old, i live in new zealand.
    i have the most amazing partner in the world who i will one day marry, legally finger crossed! i duno wat to say really, any questions, its nice to meet you all
    Proverbs 26:3 A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back.
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  • #2
    Re: Hello people &lt;3

    If your father has selected a husband for you, why not marry him straight away?
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: Hello people &lt;3

      Please tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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      • #4
        Re: Hello people &lt;3

        Originally posted by XXsoul_lessxx View Post
        Hi, my name is Shadow, im sixteen years old, i live in new zealand.
        i have the most amazing partner in the world who i will one day marry, legally finger crossed! i duno wat to say really, any questions, its nice to meet you all
        That's not much of an introduction. Why don't you tell us what you're doing here?

        (HINT: If your answer to that question is anything other than, "I'm here to learn about Jesus," you and I might not get along too well.)

        Now then, why haven't you married this boy? Does he come from a good home?
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        • #5
          Re: Hello people &lt;3

          Originally posted by XXsoul_lessxx View Post
          Hi, my name is Shadow, im sixteen years old, i live in new zealand.
          i have the most amazing partner in the world who i will one day marry, legally finger crossed! i duno wat to say really, any questions, its nice to meet you all
          Your name is not "shadow." That's ridiculous. What is that, an abo squaw name? Come on.

          And I'll bet you're queer to boot. Anytime the unsaved talk about their "partner" it turns out they're queer.

          You've never even been inside a Christian church, have you.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: Hello people &lt;3

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Your name is not "shadow." That's ridiculous. What is that, an abo squaw name? Come on.

            And I'll bet you're queer to boot. Anytime the unsaved talk about their "partner" it turns out they're queer.

            You've never even been inside a Christian church, have you.
            Amen, Pastor Zeke.

            I have NEVER introduced my wife as my "partner." That would indicate she is on an equal footing with me, and that's downright crazy. Haven't these people ever read Ephesians???

            (Eph. 5:22-24) "Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing."

            YiC,

            Zech
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            • #7
              Re: Hello people &lt;3

              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
              If your father has selected a husband for you, why not marry him straight away?
              because she's 16 and wants to make something of her life, maybe

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              • #8
                Re: Hello people &lt;3

                Originally posted by XXsoul_lessxx View Post
                legally finger
                Just what in the wide wide world of sport are you talking about, mister?

                This is not an age restricted site.



                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello people &lt;3

                  Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
                  because she's 16 and wants to make something of her life, maybe
                  And I suppose, in your eyes, by making "something of her life," that entails forgetting about God and just exploring possibilities, aye? The world is hers, is that how it goes?

                  Just remember: It all sounds so romantic to the unsaved to roam around without God's guidance.

                  But it's not!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello people &lt;3

                    She said she was gay in another post, so I guess that's why she said partner, and legally. Tsk. Shadow is probably a pseudonym for "rug-muncher" in new zealand's native toungue.
                    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello people &lt;3

                      Originally posted by rcmosquito View Post
                      because she's 16 and wants to make something of her life, maybe
                      What's better than keeping house and producing soldiers for Christ? I wonder about you folks' priorities. Why fill a girl's head with ideas of wanting to be like a man when this is what God intends for her?
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello people &lt;3

                        Originally posted by XXsoul_lessxx View Post
                        Hi, my name is Shadow, im sixteen years old, i live in new zealand.
                        i have the most amazing partner in the world who i will one day marry, legally finger crossed! i duno wat to say really, any questions, its nice to meet you all
                        I only have one question.

                        Satan wants to see you IN HELL FOREVER and encourages all of us to choose him instead of Jesus. Then there would be no reason for us to read the Inerrant Word Of God, according to his deranged logic.

                        Nevertheless people do read it. If it were not so, how could anyone progress from the birth condition of total depravity to the Glorious Redemption we know in Christ? It is not progress in the sense of everyone following themselves as a sort of god unto themselves into the quagmire of lust and intoxication which together make up some 99% of the atheistic lifestyle with recruitment drives taking up the other 1% or more often, from what I've seen, during.

                        God explains it like this:

                        I TIMOTHY 2
                        13                         ..Adam was first formed, then Eve.
                        14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
                        15a Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing..
                        Where would you go if you died tonight, having borne 0 children?
                        There are more conditions:

                        15b if they continue in faith
                        15c and charity
                        15d and holiness
                        15e with sobriety.
                        KJV


                        It is important to realize that what God teaches us and what the atheist agenda would have you believe are two different things. Myths such as "gender identity" or "evolution" or "communism" are satanic. That is how we know atheism is satanic. Having considered your future in this light, will you now choose Christ Jesus?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello people &lt;3

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Your name is not "shadow." That's ridiculous. What is that, an abo squaw name? Come on.
                          Well you know how they can be...

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello people &lt;3

                            Originally posted by Jay Hood View Post
                            Well you know how they can be...
                            Make an introduction, Hamish. Where in heck is "South Scotland" anyway? Surely you mean England. That's what's south of Scotland.

                            Why are all the English ashamed of admitting themselves on these forums? You guys beat those neanderthals into a pile of mush, repeatedly. In the end they all ran away to Canada. What's left these days is the descendants of the English sheep farmers.

                            YBIC

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello people &lt;3

                              Originally posted by Matthew Hopkins View Post
                              Make an introduction, Hamish. Where in heck is "South Scotland" anyway? Surely you mean England. That's what's south of Scotland.
                              South Scotland, not South OF Scotland.

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