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  • #61
    Re: Hey guys

    I don't eat babies I cook them in pies then feed them to unsuspecting True Christian men ;P

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    • #62
      Re: Hey guys

      Originally posted by TheWiccanWhore View Post
      I don't eat babies I cook them in pies then feed them to unsuspecting True Christian men ;P
      You're sick.

      Plus, you hardly seem like the kind of person who can follow simple directions, much less a recipe.



      YiC,

      Zech
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      • #63
        Re: Hey guys

        You're right, that's why I have Christian women make them for me. Instead of beef in a shepherd's pie, I use baby meat. The Christian men love it. Says it tastes like chicken.

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        • #64
          Re: Hey guys

          Originally posted by TheWiccanWhore View Post
          You're right, that's why I have Christian women make them for me. Instead of beef in a shepherd's pie, I use baby meat. The Christian men love it. Says it tastes like chicken.
          Now I know you're lying. True Christian(tm) men know their meat.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #65
            Re: Hey guys

            You caught me, Mary. It's always fun to ruffle feathers, don't you think?

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            • #66
              Re: Hey guys

              Originally posted by TheWiccanWhore View Post
              I will be in the Summerland and you will be in your heaven.
              There's precisely zip evidence for your Summerland. You can't just make up an afterlife then wish it into existence and get to go to it when you die, you know!
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #67
                Re: Hey guys

                Originally posted by TheWiccanWhore View Post
                ...that is why I'm in this religion. It makes sense to me and it makes me happy.
                And cutting his dead mother's cooter out, spraypainting it silver, and keeping it in a box on his nightstand made sense to Ed Gein and made him happy, so who are we to judge?

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                • #68
                  Re: Hey guys

                  Hey other Wiccan! It's nice to meet you! Merry meet!
                  Exodus 22:18
                  Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                  • #69
                    Re: Hey guys

                    Originally posted by TheWiccanWhore View Post
                    You caught me, Mary. It's always fun to ruffle feathers, don't you think?
                    No. I think it's mean spirited and hurtful. But I would expect nothing less from one who has no concept of love or mercy in her blackened heart.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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