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  • #16
    Re: Hello.

    Dear friend, I am not comfortable typing out your user name, so I am just going to address you as "HJ." I hope that's OK with you.

    Why don't you stop fooling around with your willy and get right with God before He allows something terrible to happen to you?
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    • #17
      Re: Hello.

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      Dear friend, I am not comfortable typing out your user name, so I am just going to address you as "HJ." I hope that's OK with you...
      I don't see what your problem is? I don't know what or who "H" refers to, but "and Job" is obviously about the Old Testament prophet.

      Only someone with a dirty mind would consider the alternative, that the new guest chose a name designed to offend the True Christians(tm). That wouldn't be every respectful.

      So, OP, tell us what "H" stands for?

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      • #18
        Re: Hello.

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        I don't see what your problem is? I don't know what or who "H" refers to, but "and Job" is obviously about the Old Testament prophet.

        Only someone with a dirty mind would consider the alternative, that the new guest chose a name designed to offend the True Christians™. That wouldn't be every respectful.

        So, OP, tell us what "H" stands for?
        Originally, I chose the name GreatJob. However, a pastor or moderator chose to change it to HandJob.
        1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
        23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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        • #19
          Re: Hello.

          Originally posted by HandJob View Post
          Originally, I chose the name GreatJob. However, a pastor or moderator chose to change it to HandJob.
          Well, I didn't do it. Honestly, I guarantee it. I didn't do it at all. Promise.

          But you have to admit that "handjob" does accurately convey the only reason you have for living (as the Godless wretch that you are).

          Pastor Ed

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          • #20
            Re: Hello.

            Originally posted by HandJob View Post
            Originally, I chose the name GreatJob. However, a pastor or moderator chose to change it to HandJob.
            Uh huh. Do you have evidence to back up your allegation of shenanigans?

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            • #21
              Re: Hello.

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Only someone with a dirty mind would consider the alternative...
              How dare you accuse me of having a dirty mind?

              I know what an HJ is because I used to wallow in sin, but my brain has been washed by Jesus, thank you very much!
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              • #22
                Re: Hello.

                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                Uh huh. Do you have evidence to back up your allegation of shenanigans?
                Strangely enough, I do.
                This is a picture of an infraction I received a few weeks ago from Zechariah Smyth because of my incorrect introduction thread.



                As you can see, it clearly says 'Dear GreatJob' in the infraction while at the upper right hand corner, it reads 'Welcome, HandJob.' I do not have the rights to change this myself, therefore a person with the right must have done it.
                1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hello.

                  Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                  This is a picture...
                  Oh good! If you have a picture, it MUST be true!


                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hello.

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Oh good! If you have a picture, it MUST be true!
                    Could you please contribute a better way to give evidence over the internet, so I may do so later on?

                    For this occasion, however, this is all the evidence I have.
                    1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                    23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hello.

                      Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                      Could you please contribute a better way to give evidence over the internet, so I may do so later on?

                      For this occasion, however, this is all the evidence I have.
                      Son, all the evidence in the world won't change who you are, on the inside. And yet, if you were to allow Christ Jesus into your heart, become a New Creature in Him, no evidence in the world would be necessary. Only a man who is Born Again can be truly trustworthy, for he speaks from the heart, and the heart is Christ.


                      But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
                      Matthew 15:18
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Hello.

                        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                        Son, all the evidence in the world won't change who you are, on the inside. And yet, if you were to allow Christ Jesus into your heart, become a New Creature in Him, no evidence in the world would be necessary. Only a man who is Born Again can be truly trustworthy, for he speaks from the heart, and the heart is Christ.


                        But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
                        Matthew 15:18
                        Alright. Well, Didymus asked for evidence, and I presented what I had.
                        1 John 2:22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
                        23:Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Hello.

                          Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                          Alright. Well, Didymus asked for evidence, and I presented what I had.
                          Save yourself the time and read the Holy Bible instead. Atheists like Didymus don't need to be patronized, they need the Holy Spirit to erupt deep inside them. The only way to do that is to feed them the Word of God every chance available.
                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Hello.

                            Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                            Could you please contribute a better way to give evidence over the internet, so I may do so later on?

                            For this occasion, however, this is all the evidence I have.
                            Internet demons, or for some reason when discussing computers they use the UK spelling of daemons.
                            Drama queen

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                            • #29
                              Re: Hello.

                              Originally posted by HandJob View Post
                              Strangely enough, I do.
                              This is a picture of an infraction I received a few weeks ago from Zechariah Smyth because of my incorrect introduction thread.



                              As you can see, it clearly says 'Dear GreatJob' in the infraction while at the upper right hand corner, it reads 'Welcome, HandJob.' I do not have the rights to change this myself, therefore a person with the right must have done it.
                              Do you think we've never heard of photoshop? We get a load of pictures of round earths and "planets" that have been done by this sort of program.
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Hello.

                                Friend, I just went and looked. This is what the infraction really says. You have some apologizing to do.
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                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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