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  • Child_of_God!
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    • Jan 2013
    • 4

    #1

    May God bless you all!

    I have grown up in the church I go to the North Lakeport Wesleyan Church. As for my favorite Bible verses that would be 1 Peter 3:13-16.

    And who is he that will harm you, if ye be followers of that which is good?
    But and if ye suffer for righeousness' sake, happy are ye: and be notafraid of their terror, neither be troubled:
    But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in ou with meekness and fear.
    Having a good conscience, that whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
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    #2
    Re: May God bless you all!

    Originally posted by Child_of_God! View Post
    I have grown up in the church
    How does that work?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: May God bless you all!

      I guess his parents dragged him along to Sunday sermons.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Child_of_God!
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        • Jan 2013
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        #4
        Re: May God bless you all!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I guess his parents dragged him along to Sunday sermons.
        I went becouse I enjoyed hearing about Christ and what He did for me and how He saved me from the Fires of Hell!!!!

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        • Faith_Machine
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          • Mar 2011
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          #5
          Re: May God bless you all!

          So you're a Methodist? Tell us, girl, just how much money did your church donate to the Clinton presidential campaign?

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          • Nobar King
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            • Sep 2007
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            #6
            Re: May God bless you all!

            Originally posted by Child_of_God! View Post
            I went becouse I enjoyed hearing about Christ and what He did for me and how He saved me from the Fires of Hell!!!!
            It's obvious that this statement is meant to pull the wool over my eyes. I'm not as stupid as I look, young lady. I've never met a kid who enjoyed going to Church. This is a perfect example of something that you don't enjoy that is good for you. Not everything in the world is made for atheists to enjoy and feel good about. Loving Jesus takes a lot of learning and a lot of effort. It's not like being into the latest boy band or vampire movie.

            I'm trying to be sincere with you. How about doing the same?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • BelieverInGod
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              • Feb 2010
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              #7
              Re: May God bless you all!

              Well at least you're using the right Bible (so far).

              So tell us about your "life in the Church"? When did you give yourself to Jesus?
              Drama queen

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              • dumbdude
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                • Jan 2013
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                #8
                Re: May God bless you all!

                im just curious, how do you know whether or not this person is a "young girl" or not? i did not see them say anything about their age or gender in either of their posts.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Faith_Machine
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                  • Mar 2011
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                  #9
                  Re: May God bless you all!

                  Originally posted by dumbdude View Post
                  im just curious, how do you know whether or not this person is a "young girl" or not? i did not see them say anything about their age or gender in either of their posts.
                  Because adult men tend to speak with a level of complexity and nuance which the female mind is generally incapable of.
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                  • Child_of_God!
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                    #10
                    Re: May God bless you all!

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    So you're a Methodist? Tell us, girl, just how much money did your church donate to the Clinton presidential campaign?


                    first off I’m not a younglady I’m a man and I’ll be 43 in April of this year! As for the way that I writewell that’s because I want to make sure that everyone that’s reads my post cancomprehend what I’m saying to them. If I choose to write with a more complexity and nuance then I will.

                    As for money donated to the Clintonpresidential campaign I couldn’t tell you that because I didn’t vote forClinton!

                    Why is it you just assume that I would havevoted for him just because I’m not a Baptist?

                    Doesn’t the Bible also say judge not lestye be judged and here you are making judgments about me before you have even tried to getto know me first.

                    As I have said before I loved going to church I gave myself to God when I was10 years old. I was a member of the church’s youth ministry until I joined thenavy and served my country for 4 years when God wanted me to return home tohelp my family with my grandparent in their older years. After they passed I havehelp in the area helping families in need.

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
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                      • Jul 2011
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                      #11
                      Re: May God bless you all!

                      May God bless your keyboard and unstick your space bar.
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                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Faith_Machine
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                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: May God bless you all!

                        So is inserting cigars into women's ladyplaces a "thing" in Methodism, or was that just Bill Clinton's own unique take on sin?
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                        • Nobar King
                          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
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                          • Sep 2007
                          • 23748

                          #13
                          Re: May God bless you all!

                          Since no one has asked this yet, I will: Whom all do you think God blesses?
                          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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