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  • WalkingWithChrist
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2013
    • 6

    #1

    Hello, True Christians!

    My name is John, I do not attend Church as my family is unsaved and my area is surrounded by Catholic and False Christian churches.
    My favorite bible verses are 2 Kings 2:24 as it taught me to fear god and 1 John 4:10 because it teaches about God's love for Christians.
  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2
    Re: Hello, True Christians!

    Ah... You like my favourite children's story. Good choice.

    What's the best thing Jesus has done for you this year so far?
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
    The truth about volcanos
    Sex and debauchery in public schools
    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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    • Witch Hammer
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 1717

      #3
      Re: Hello, True Christians!

      Originally posted by WalkingWithChrist View Post
      My name is John, I do not attend Church as my family is unsaved and my area is surrounded by Catholic and False Christian churches.
      My favorite bible verses are 2 Kings 2:24 as it taught me to fear god and 1 John 4:10 because it teaches about God's love for Christians.
      Read Matthew 12:46-50

      Your family are wicked hellbound trash, they are a millstone around your neck that will surely drag you headlong into the lake of fire. Turn your back on them, friend, and start a new walk of faith with your potential new family...the True Christians ™ of Landover!
      Blessings of Christ be upon you,
      WH

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      • WalkingWithChrist
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2013
        • 6

        #4
        Re: Hello, True Christians!

        Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
        Read Matthew 12:46-50

        Your family are wicked hellbound trash, they are a millstone around your neck that will surely drag you headlong into the lake of fire. Turn your back on them, friend, and start a new walk of faith with your potential new family...the True Christians ™ of Landover!
        Blessings of Christ be upon you,
        WH
        I will be sure to turn my back on my unsaved family for Jesus.

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        • Witch Hammer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 1717

          #5
          Re: Hello, True Christians!

          Originally posted by WalkingWithChrist View Post
          I will be sure to turn my back on my unsaved family for Jesus.

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          • Pastor Ed Lowman
            Southern Hospitality Exemplified
            Always kind and loving
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2011
            • 1838

            #6
            Re: Hello, True Christians!

            Originally posted by WalkingWithChrist View Post
            My name is John, I do not attend Church as my family is unsaved and my area is surrounded by Catholic and False Christian churches.
            My favorite bible verses are 2 Kings 2:24 as it taught me to fear god and 1 John 4:10 because it teaches about God's love for Christians.
            Welcome, WWC.

            Great choice of verses. I've always loved the book of 2 Kings. It is a book that displays God's raw temper, which is good because it helps us to not get too lovey-dovey like the false Christian churches teach and want us believe that God is. We must always remember that if we get out of line, God will curse us and rip us apart, too.

            Pastor Ed

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78553

              #7
              Re: Hello, True Christians!

              Dear John;

              If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

              If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

              You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

              Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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