[Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

Hello Maike Lorenzen. I do not think you should go back to being a witch. First of all I do not think that a witch spell works.

There are some girls in my neighborhood who said they are pagan so I asked them to cast a spell and they said it did not work like that. The girls smell like ground pepper. I told them Jesus walked on water and brought people back from the dead and turned water into wine and healed the blind and He also got mad at a fig tree and made it burn up.

All of this is in the New Testament. He did not need a cauldron.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. The name is Jezebel not Jezebal. I hope your mom has it spelled right on her birth certificate.

Nope, my mom actually IS called Jezebal. I think, it's another version of Isabell or something.

And by the way, the girls are right, it doesn't work that way. You cant just stand there and do some magic tricks. Most of the spells are based on rituals held on full moon, or at least at night and certain dates. And it's not like I had a choice. Once a witch, always a witch. My coven needs me, just as much as I need them.

And, um, no, my mum never cut my hair and she most certainly didn't sacrifice anything to Satan. She is a Wiccan as myself and she taught me my first recipes of potions when I was small.

[Alterboy]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

Funny that you mention Jezebal. Thats the name of my mother.

That doesn't surprize me...
Did she cut all your hair when you were sleeping and sacrifice it to Satan?

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

Hello Maike Lorenzen. I do not think you should go back to being a witch. First of all I do not think that a witch spell works.

There are some girls in my neighborhood who said they are pagan so I asked them to cast a spell and they said it did not work like that. The girls smell like ground pepper. I told them Jesus walked on water and brought people back from the dead and turned water into wine and healed the blind and He also got mad at a fig tree and made it burn up.

All of this is in the New Testament. He did not need a cauldron.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. The name is Jezebel not Jezebal. I hope your mom has it spelled right on her birth certificate.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

Funny that you mention Jezebal. Thats the name of my mother.

Friend, that much was apparent.

Then, according to the Word, you will follow your mother's footsteps and completely miss the Rapture and spend your abode in the bed of Tribulation.

Revelation
2:22 Behold, I will cast her into a bed, and them that commit adultery with her into great tribulation, except they repent of their deeds.

[Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

Jezebal! Succubus!

Funny that you mention Jezebal. Thats the name of my mother.

[Alterboy]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

Jezebal! Succubus!

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

A lot of people find Jesus in strange places...like prison or the hospital bed. The way you live your sin-filled life of harlotry you will no doubt wind up in one or both of those places just like the rest of filth that you ignorantly choose to spend your time with, so don't give up hope just yet! There may be a warm prison cell or nice, soft ICU bed with your name on it just waiting for that moment when your heart is really ready to meet the Master...or you may have already blown your chance and you'll die tomorrow and wind up here with all the other witches, idolaters, whores and democrats, but that seems to be a risk you are willing to take so have at it you silly, slutty, Hell-bound succubus!

[Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

By the way, guys, I thought a lot about it and my coven brought me back to sane mind, so I am convinced now that I cannot ever be a christian. But I like what you do and you are entertaining, so I will stay for a bit and watch your actions on this forum. It's real fun

[Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

It wasn't easy, but I gave my very best

[Nobar King]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

Wait- you read the Bible AND you also read about a man called Jesus Christ? How did you manage to miss all of the references to Jesus in the Bible?

[Maike Lorenzen, nazi witch]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

Yet can this "heartfelt" "loyalty" be trusted?

You've "given your heart" to how many boys, in the years you've been sexually active?

You told the first boy you'd given him your heart, and would love him forever. But another came along, and you told him the same thing.

And another, and another, and another.

This searching and yearning was all but the road to where you find yourself today....in the presence of The Right...True Christianity™.

Do not squander this chance, my girl. Other boys may come for you...but the Blessed Father™? Sometimes he only asks once.

You think about that.
.

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You know what? I took my time to think about your words and I actually read the KJV bible again and, to be honest... I don't want to go to hell. You are right, maybe God is the only one who can save me after all. What is, if I was wrong all the time? If I was just this blind?
By the way, I have read about a great man called Chris Harper. I think he is a true christian too and I love what he was doing for the christians all the time. When I saw what it's like, I got the wish to become one of them too and change the world to a better place for God... but my fiance said, he doesn't want a christian woman. :S

[liar mcguillicuddy]

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Why don't you just go away now, and take your insults with you.

I think the reason people aren't paying attention to me is that my arguments are too intellectually lacking.

[Mistress Cookie]

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before you just come here to tell me that I'll go to hell: Save your time.

I won't believe in Jesus Christ, since my heart is already given to another religion.
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Yet can this "heartfelt" "loyalty" be trusted?

You've "given your heart" to how many boys, in the years you've been sexually active?

You told the first boy you'd given him your heart, and would love him forever. But another came along, and you told him the same thing.

And another, and another, and another.

This searching and yearning was all but the road to where you find yourself today....in the presence of The Right...True Christianity™.

Do not squander this chance, my girl. Other boys may come for you...but the Blessed Father™? Sometimes he only asks once.

You think about that.
.

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[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

I can't even count how many, Mrs Etheldreda. If you would like, I could teach you some, but the powerful ones are secrets and only allowed to be shared within the coven. Even though I think a christian woman like you won't be much interested in spells or potion.

One of my favourite ones is a potion, which causes euphoria and which looses mental blockades. In a high dose, it can actually also be used for sexual activities. Main ingredient: damiana

That right there is your true intention - sexual deviance - second only to worshipping and praising Lucifer. Typical child of darkness.

Pastor Ed

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Merry Meet, Christians

You know, I don't pretend it is something magical, my dear Mrs Etheldreda. It is magical!

You only think that because you don't know the actual explanation behind such things. Learn, and things won't seem so magical any more. They'll seem wonderful just as they are!

You can read all about it here!