[Witch Hammer]

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Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.

Talking about us behind our backs, you serpent-tongued gossip? We don't need to "accept our own imperfections", Jesus has taken upon Himself our burden of sin, Praise His Name. I think your climb out of the (unsaved) trash bin will be more harrowing than most. Put down your crack pipe and pick up a Bible and get reading...or get braced for hell.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Oh. Well they seem kind of bitter. Don't take too much of it to heart. I think most of them need to like, meditate, or smoke a bowl or something.
I'm sure a lot of them have their own faults. It's just easier to point out imperfections in others than to accept your own.

Quoted for great irony. How's that accepting Jesus as your personal saviour coming along?

[Bluish]

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Talking about us behind our backs, you serpent-tongued gossip? We don't need to "accept our own imperfections", Jesus has taken upon Himself our burden of sin, Praise His Name. I think your climb out of the (unsaved) trash bin will be more harrowing than most. Put down your crack pipe and pick up a Bible and get reading...or get braced for hell.

Ah, I see. So this guy:

He was freed from sin?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Ah, I see. So this guy:

He was freed from sin?

He is a casualty in the Eternal War.

Think about where you stand.

YIC

[Bluish]

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Quoted for great irony.

Well aren't you quite the hipster today.

How's that accepting Jesus as your personal saviour coming along?

At least I actually recognize and work on my faults. You guys are kind of oblivious :s

He is a casualty in the Eternal War.

Think about where you stand.

YIC

Eternal?
;D

[Witch Hammer]

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At least I actually recognize and work on my faults. You guys are kind of oblivious

Keep beating your chest and trying to convince everyone how great you are, you posturing ape. Jesus knows your sins, and will condemn you for them eternally, unless you start backpedaling REAL QUICK...We are here to preach God's literal Word to you, filth. But you are obviously just hanging around to make a mockery of The Lord and exchange phone numbers with the other sodomites prancing around the forum fluffing their tails in Christ's face.

[Bluish]

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Keep beating your chest and trying to convince everyone how great you are, you posturing ape. Jesus knows your sins, and will condemn you for them eternally, unless you start backpedaling REAL QUICK...We are here to preach God's literal Word to you, filth. But you are obviously just hanging around to make a mockery of The Lord and exchange phone numbers with the other sodomites prancing around the forum fluffing their tails in Christ's face.

I'm sorry.
I've been listening, I promise. I don't agree with how you go about performing your religion, but I've learned a lot about my own. I'm still trying to decide what I believe and what branch of Christianity I associate with, which is why I decided to join. I think I can safely cross Baptist off the list, but I feel a lot more enlightened about what the Bible really says.
I get frustrated sometimes, but please don't think that I'm only here to be an asshole.

[Didymus Much]

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...please don't think that I'm only here to be an asshole.

I was going to say something like "that position is already filled", but they'd misconstrue it completely.

[Witch Hammer]

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I think I can safely cross Baptist off the list

Then I think Jesus can safely scratch your name out of The Book of Life...

[Bluish]

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Then I think Jesus can safely scratch your name out of The Book of Life...

:c
But.
But.
;~;
I follow every Word.
I'm a decent guy.

[Witch Hammer]

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:c
But.
But.
;~;
I follow every Word.
I'm a decent guy.

I'd be stuttering with fear as well, if I were in your position (ass up for satan). Being a 'decent guy' isn't nearly enough to keep you from playing bobbing-for-feces in the lake of fire. Learn the Word, Breathe the Word, Live the Word, Eat the Word...Teach the Word so you can help others to escape the bonds of SIN. That is what what it means to be Baptist. Anything else is just a mockery of True Christianity™. You could be loved by Jesus, too. As it stands now, He hates you, but the ball is in your court now. Give Jesus a reason not to throw you headlong into hellfire...start taking the Bible as seriously as a heart attack. Hell will be full of fair-weather Christians who were 'decent guys', but not decent enough to give due respect to Baby Jesus.

[turdbear]

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Bluish, just to let you know, Landover is not an actual representation of most Baptist churches. Actually, and I can say this because I am one myself, they'd shake their heads pretty hard at this site and its ilk. Of course there are a lot of off-the-wall Baptists the same as any other group, and i won't deny that, as I've come across some whoppers, but we're not all like that.

[BelieverInGod]

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Bluish, just to let you know, Landover is not an actual representation of most Baptist churches. Actually, and I can say this because I am one myself, they'd shake their heads pretty hard at this site and its ilk. Of course there are a lot of off-the-wall Baptists the same as any other group, and i won't deny that, as I've come across some whoppers, but we're not all like that.

He's been banned, he's not going to get your offer for sympathy sodomy.

[turdbear]

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Eww, I don't think so. Also, what did he do to get banned?

[BelieverInGod]

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Eww, I don't think so. Also, what did he do to get banned?

Who knows. Maybe something turned up in the DoF research. Maybe he threatened one of the Pastors since they're the only people unsaved trash can contact off the board. Or maybe he posted a bunch of porn or something that got deleted before we saw it.

You just have to put faith in the Pastors that they know what they're doing.