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  • #31
    Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

    Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
    While I would love to and appreciate the invitation, I unfortunatly do not own a web cam. But of course I'll be praying with you in spirit. And thank you so much for being understanding and forgiving!
    Don't thank me, Alexandria; thank our Lord. He's the one who fills my heart with compassion and understanding!

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    • #32
      Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

      Your man doesn't want you to show your face in front of True Christians? Is he a blasphemous moooooooooslim?
      Is he also married to three of your sisters? Do you all wear veils?
      Does he pray to a false god while facing Mekka?
      Are there camels nearby?
      I Samuel 20:4
      "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
      This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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      • #33
        Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

        Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
        Your man doesn't want you to show your face in front of True Christians? Is he a blasphemous moooooooooslim?
        Is he also married to three of your sisters? Do you all wear veils?
        Does he pray to a false god while facing Mekka?
        Are there camels nearby?
        My husband isn't required to give me, his wife, a reason behind his instruction! I am his property, and will simply let him lead me like the mule I am! I can assure you we are good Christians, though,not True Christians, at heart
        But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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        • #34
          Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Don't thank me, Alexandria; thank our Lord. He's the one who fills my heart with compassion and understanding!

          Then I will go and praise his name for sending a compassionate soldier for Christ such as you!
          YIC!
          But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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          • #35
            Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

            Well my wonderful husband has allowed me to post photos of myself under the conditions they are old and one includes him. please forgive my short hair and shoulders! My mother and I had a....falling out...I wound up bald. And my husband rarely buys me a dress with sleeves, its so hot down here!
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            But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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            • #36
              Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

              sorry, thats abit too small.
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              But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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              • #37
                Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                My, but you and your husband are both such fine looking young people! I'd wager the likelihood of both your babies turning out beautiful is pretty darned high!
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                • #38
                  Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  My, but you and your husband are both such fine looking young people! I'd wager the likelihood of both your babies turning out beautiful is pretty darned high!
                  Well thank you from the bottom of my heart, Mr. Faith! I pray every day that my boys get their daddy's eyes. They'd have no problem securing a good virgin wife like John got me at 14. I'm so flattered and my John got all shy and said thanks as well! <3
                  But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                  • #39
                    Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                    Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                    They'd have no problem securing a good virgin wife like John got me at 14. I'm so flattered and my John got all shy and said thanks as well! <3
                    Wait hold up....Did you marry him or just lose it to him at 14?? If that's the case, damn. I at least waited until I was 17.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                      Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View Post
                      Wait hold up....Did you marry him or just lose it to him at 14?? If that's the case, damn. I at least waited until I was 17.
                      She is a good Christian girl, so she got MARRIED as a VIRGIN when she was 14. Can't you read:

                      good virgin wife like John got me at 14.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                       Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                        Originally posted by goodgirlgonebad View Post
                        Wait hold up....Did you marry him or just lose it to him at 14?? If that's the case, damn. I at least waited until I was 17.
                        Yawn, another hell bound whore telling the Christian women that they shouldn't marry young, just be whores instead.
                        PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                        Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                        • #42
                          Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                          It's none of your business, slut. At least I've managed to KEEP my husband! And a wonderful husband he is! We fell in love and he trained me at only 18 to be a good wife to him! He even continued to homeschool me while going through college...I need to hug him, I'll back momentarily.
                          But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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                          • #43
                            Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                            Originally posted by Alexandria Puckett View Post
                            It's none of your business, slut. At least I've managed to KEEP my husband! And a wonderful husband he is! We fell in love and he trained me at only 18 to be a good wife to him! He even continued to homeschool me while going through college...I need to hug him, I'll back momentarily.
                            My dear Alexandra,
                            There is levels of power here at Landover. They are as follows (from Highest to lowest)

                            God
                            Jesus
                            Pastors
                            Junior Pastors
                            True Christian Men
                            True Christian Women
                            Domesticated pets in a True Christian Household
                            Livestock
                            Forum Members
                            Bottled Water
                            Fleas
                            Unsaved Trash

                            Know your place in the pecking order!

                            When a True Christian rebukes you, thank them for their godly wisdom!
                            Learn from their wisdom!
                            I Samuel 20:4
                            "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                            This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                            • #44
                              Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                              At least I've managed to KEEP my husband!
                              I left my husband when I caught him in my house with another woman. I'd say it was justified.

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                              • #45
                                Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

                                Mr. Alterboy and Mr. Campbell, my previous remark was in no way directed at Mr. Campbell. It was for Rottensincethedayhermothercrappedherout (as renamed by Mr. Faith_Machine). I'm terribly sorry for any confusion.
                                YIC,
                                Dria
                                But he answered and said, it is not right to take the children's bread and cast it to the dogs. (Matthew 15:26)

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