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  • HappyToHelp
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    • Mar 2013
    • 2

    #1

    Hello!

    Hello! My name is Lauren and I am twelve years old. I was brought up Protestant, like my father, and my mother was raised Catholic. I go to a Congregational Church in my town. I read the bible I was given in the fourth grade frequently and say my prayers before bed and meals. I am here on a personal study of the different branches of Christianity. I will most likely leave the website after a few short weeks, but I hope the friendly men and women here at Landover will welcome me with open arms for the short time that I am here.

    God bless you!
    Lauren
  • Pim Pendergast
    PHD - Theophysicist
    Saving The Lost With The Truth Of Applied Theoscience
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2012
    • 3103

    #2
    Re: Hello!

    Welcome, Lauren. I hope you have your father's permission to be posting here. Have you found Jesus yet? What's your favorite Bible verse?
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

    Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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    • Alterboy
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2013
      • 207

      #3
      Re: Hello!

      Welcome to Landover. God's Chosen Forum.
      I Samuel 20:4
      "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
      This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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      • twintailedprincess
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Mar 2013
        • 32

        #4
        Re: Hello!

        Welcome! What's your favorite Bible verse?

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #5
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by HappyToHelp View Post
          Hello! My name is Lauren and I am twelve years old. I was brought up Protestant, like my father, and my mother was raised Catholic. I go to a Congregational Church in my town. I read the bible I was given in the fourth grade frequently and say my prayers before bed and meals. I am here on a personal study of the different branches of Christianity. I will most likely leave the website after a few short weeks, but I hope the friendly men and women here at Landover will welcome me with open arms for the short time that I am here.

          God bless you!
          Lauren
          Reading the Bible in the 4th Grade, was it the KJV Bible?

          If so, you have given me faith that some of your generation can still be literate.

          I think your best start would be this thread it explains how we follow the KJV Bible to the letter and has links to other articles regarding our church.
          Drama queen

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          • Seth Campbell
            Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 1565

            #6
            Re: Hello!

            When you say "protestant" which form do you mean?
            PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

            Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

            Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457

              #7
              Re: Hello!

              What is the name of the parents who choose you to marry thier son?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • HappyToHelp
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                Under Investigation
                • Mar 2013
                • 2

                #8
                Re: Hello!

                Originally posted by twintailedprincess View Post
                Welcome! What's your favorite Bible verse?
                John 14:6 “Jesus answered, I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me”

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: Hello!

                  Ah, twelve years old! Such a fine, fine age to be! You let me know if need help with anything, you hear? Any little thing at all.
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22912

                    #10
                    Re: Hello!

                    Ah, I remember when I was 12. Life was a constant joy.Of course, I had already had instruction by my parents from birth in the Ways of the Lord, which are indeed mysterious. Our neighbour, Pete Harrison, who had set fire to his dog, sold drugs, and evicted a widow woman and her children 2 days before the Christmas of 1955, was now a millionaire, and that kindly spinster, Joanne Golightly, who had spent what little she had on helping the poor, had taken 3 years to die of Muscular Dystrophy. Yet The Lord, it was explained, had His Reasons for both of these decisions.

                    And here is the lesson: once you realise that you cannot understand God, yet God does everything for the best, and thus should be praised, I think you can count yourself a True Christian™
                    sigpic


                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Mary Thompson
                      True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 653

                      #11
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by HappyToHelp View Post
                      Hello! My name is Lauren and I am twelve years old. I was brought up Protestant, like my father, and my mother was raised Catholic. I go to a Congregational Church in my town. I read the bible I was given in the fourth grade frequently and say my prayers before bed and meals. I am here on a personal study of the different branches of Christianity. I will most likely leave the website after a few short weeks, but I hope the friendly men and women here at Landover will welcome me with open arms for the short time that I am here.

                      God bless you!
                      Lauren
                      Hello Lauren! I sure hope you have your father's permission to be here. What is your favourite bible verse? Has your father picked a Godly husband for you yet?
                      12 is a wonderful age to be, you should start trying to improve your sewing, cooking and cleaning skills now so that when you get a husband you can be the best wife you can be ! If you have any questions, use the handy search function if no answers come up, feel free to ask.
                      Yours In Christ,
                      Mary Thompson.
                      Thinking of Abortion?
                      That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                      Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                      • Once was lost
                        ...but now is found.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 490

                        #12
                        Re: Hello!

                        Your 12,great. Have you thought of getting married yet or are you waiting until your Thirteen. Time goes fast child,so you might want to consider it about now.

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                        • Once was lost
                          ...but now is found.
                          True Christian™
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 490

                          #13
                          Re: Hello!

                          Ooops,I see Sister Mary has already asked you that question. Please answer us.

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                          • SmiteTheAthiests
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Feb 2013
                            • 57

                            #14
                            Re: Hello!

                            Originally posted by HappyToHelp View Post
                            Hello! My name is Lauren and I am twelve years old. I was brought up Protestant, like my father, and my mother was raised Catholic. I go to a Congregational Church in my town. I read the bible I was given in the fourth grade frequently and say my prayers before bed and meals. I am here on a personal study of the different branches of Christianity. I will most likely leave the website after a few short weeks, but I hope the friendly men and women here at Landover will welcome me with open arms for the short time that I am here.

                            God bless you!
                            Lauren
                            Welcome to Landover Baptist Church forums little one!
                            You say you are Protestant. What do you mean by Protestant? Lutheran? Baptist? Evangelical? Methodist? It is important that we in the forum know.

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