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  • QueenArthur
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    • Apr 2013
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    #31
    Re: Its Me

    I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as scripture says I ought to.


    1 Sam 8:12 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

    A woman who knows how to cook my potatoes just how I like them- soft inside and crispy on the outside. In fact, thats how I would describe my personality don't get me wrong I may seem all crispy and tough at first glance but once you get to know me I am all fluffy and soft on the inside.



    All things bright(men) and beautiful (men and ladies)
    all creatures great(men) and small (ladies),
    All things wise(men) and wonderful(men and ladies)
    the lord God made them all.
    This space for KJV Bible use only.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12986

      #32
      Re: Its Me

      Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
      I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as Scripture says I ought to.
      Following Mr. Penitent's example, I've just fixed yet another spelling error. Honey, you really need to be less sloppy. (Oh yeah, and there is a grammar error as well.).

      In fact, thats how I would describe my personality don't get me wrong I may seem all crispy and tough at first glance but once you get to know me I am all fluffy and soft on the inside.
      And all that fluffiness is supposed to be a good thing?
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Holly Graham
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2013
        • 348

        #33
        Re: Its Me

        Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
        I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as scripture says I ought to.
        What does that even mean? Are you too busy playing with your friend's anus to write sentences that make sense?


        Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
        ...don't get me wrong I may seem all crispy and tough at first glance but once you get to know me I am all fluffy and soft on the inside.
        You don't seem tough at all! As a matter of fact, I bet you're prancing around your home waving your gay flag.

        fluffy and soft on the inside=gay. Go away homer. (Leviticus 18:22)

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        • QueenArthur
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          • Apr 2013
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          #34
          Re: Its Me

          My caps LOck broke, plus i'm Up lATE studying for Bible class tomorrow try to understand.

          Not fluffy like a baby ducky or a rabbit, fluffy like the suede seats in my Chevy Cruze or the mane of a stallion.
          This space for KJV Bible use only.

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          • Professor Bessemer
            Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
            Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
            Darwin's Worst Nightmare
            True Christian™
            • May 2009
            • 2952

            #35
            Re: Its Me

            Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
            I choose not to marry until I find a woman who will treat me as scripture says I ought to.


            1 Sam 8:12 And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cooks, and to be bakers.

            A woman who knows how to cook my potatoes just how I like them- soft inside and crispy on the outside. In fact, thats how I would describe my personality don't get me wrong I may seem all crispy and tough at first glance but once you get to know me I am all fluffy and soft on the inside.



            All things bright(men) and beautiful (men and ladies)
            all creatures great(men) and small (ladies),
            All things wise(men) and wonderful(men and ladies)
            the lord God made them all.
            What is your native language friend? Surely it is not English.
            Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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            Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

            Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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            • QueenArthur
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              • Apr 2013
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              #36
              Re: Its Me

              What is your
              Judging by your own language ability, should I adjust my own language for you, make it simpler perhaps? For a simple mind

              The entrance of thy words giveth light; It giveth understanding unto the simple. Psalm 119:131
              This space for KJV Bible use only.

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12986

                #37
                Re: Its Me

                Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                My caps LOck broke, plus i'm Up lATE studying for Bible class tomorrow try to understand.

                Not fluffy like a baby ducky or a rabbit, fluffy like the suede seats in my Chevy Cruze or the mane of a stallion.
                Hmmm...

                Fluffy (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fluffy)

                1 a : covered with or resembling fluff
                b : being light and soft or airy : puffed up <a fluffy omelet>
                2 : lacking in meaning or substance : superficial 2c
                I personally wouldn't describe suede as fluffy; however, I guess the definition 2 describes you pretty well, huh?
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Holly Graham
                  True Christian™
                  • Apr 2013
                  • 348

                  #38
                  Re: Its Me

                  Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                  Judging by your own language ability, should I adjust my own language for you, make it simpler perhaps? For a simple mind

                  The entrance of thy words giveth light; It giveth understanding unto the simple. Psalm 119:131
                  YOU don't even know how to make a complete thought.

                  The Godly men of LBC don't understand your gay-speak. Have you received enough infractions yet? Your time is limited here, Limp-Wrister.

                  LOVE your new name!! It's VERY fitting!

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                  • Basilissa
                    South of the Border outreach program
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Mar 2013
                    • 12986

                    #39
                    Re: Its Me

                    Originally posted by KingArthur View Post
                    Judging by your own language ability, should I adjust my own language for you, make it simpler perhaps? For a simple mind
                    Oh, offending a True Christian™ woman was not enough for you, now you're going after Professor Bessemer, a respectable True Christian™ man? Honey, I hope that you like your steak well done, because you'll be getting extra crispy in Hell forever!
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

                    * * *

                    My favorite LBC sermons:
                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    True Christian™ Love.
                    Salvation™ made Easy!
                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
                    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                    Comment

                    • Professor Bessemer
                      Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                      Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                      Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2009
                      • 2952

                      #40
                      Re: Its Me

                      Originally posted by QueenArthur View Post
                      Judging by your own language ability, should I adjust my own language for you, make it simpler perhaps? For a simple mind

                      The entrance of thy words giveth light; It giveth understanding unto the simple. Psalm 119:131
                      I have no idea what you are talking about. Have you suffered a blow to the head recently?
                      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


                      sigpic

                      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #41
                        Re: Its Me

                        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                        I have no idea what you are talking about. Have you suffered a blow to the head recently?
                        No Professor. He's Irish.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Sammy The Penitent
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                          • Nov 2012
                          • 289

                          #42
                          Re: Its Me

                          Originally posted by QueenArthur View Post
                          caps LOck broke
                          Yea. Caps lock broke.

                          You don't see the words as you write them.

                          ...What a troll.
                          2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                          • Sammy The Penitent
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                            • Nov 2012
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                            #43
                            Re: Its Me

                            Originally posted by QueenArthur View Post
                            Not fluffy like a baby ducky or a rabbit, fluffy like the suede seats in my Chevy Cruze or the mane of a stallion.

                            Miss Arthur,

                            Put down the whiskey, take some time to sober up, and try again.
                            2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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                            • QueenArthur
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                              • Apr 2013
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                              #44
                              Re: Its Me

                              Well maybe it is because of your past Gay identity Professor Bessemer, it was a blow to the head for me to see the programme you offer and that you once were a gay. Is it not the case that, once a homosexual always a homosexual Corinithians 1:23. I judged you on your past and for that here is an apology.
                              This space for KJV Bible use only.

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                              • Basilissa
                                South of the Border outreach program
                                True Christian™
                                 
                                • Mar 2013
                                • 12986

                                #45
                                Re: Its Me

                                Originally posted by QueenArthur View Post
                                Well maybe it is because of your past Gay identity Professor Bessemer, it was a blow to the head for me to see the programme you offer and that you once were a gay. Is it not the case that, once a homosexual always a homosexual Corinithians 1:23. I judged you on your past and for that here is an apology.
                                Honey,

                                can you EVER learn to quote the Holy Scripture properly, or will you continue to make it up as you go?

                                1 Corinthians 1:23
                                But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;

                                2 Corinthians 1:23
                                Moreover I call God for a record upon my soul, that to spare you I came not as yet unto Corinth.

                                Where does it say anything about homosexuality?
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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