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  • William Gordon
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • May 2013
    • 10

    #1

    Greetings honored Christians!

    It is my pleasure indeed, to be on this Godly forum. This Christian community is true to its word, and I greatly respect that.

    My name is William Gordon. I live in Edgewood, Florida. I am still unmarried.
    I attend Edgewood Baptist Church, but I thought that being active in an online community cant be bad. After all, I prefer to have True Christians over lukewarm Christians, as friends.

    My favorite Bible verse is: John 10:27-30

    Most of my life, I was burdened by sin. Now I seek redemption from my wicked ways. Why should I be afraid to confess the truth here? I am on my knees for The Lord.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Greetings honored Christians!

    Hello and welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Gordon! Your favorite Bible verse is one of mine, too! I love knowing that nothing I can do will make the LORD Above blind with rage, or cringe with disgust, because He promised (Isaiah 43:25)!

    You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • William Gordon
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • May 2013
      • 10

      #3
      Re: Greetings honored Christians!

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Hello and welcome to our friendly forums, Mr. Gordon! Your favorite Bible verse is one of mine, too! I love knowing that nothing I can do will make the LORD Above blind with rage, or cringe with disgust, because He promised (Isaiah 43:25)!

      You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

      Thanks for your support Ms. Mary. It means a lot to new members such as myself.

      Also, is Ms. Mary fine for you to be called? I am confused because people tend to confuse my honorifics with rudeness, and that created many misunderstandings in the past. How should I address senior members here?

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      • John Creeser
        Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
         
        • Aug 2009
        • 7248

        #4
        Re: Greetings honored Christians!

        Thanks for introducing yourself William and welcome to our most Holy of forums.

        Sorry to hear you are without wife, something you should remedy sooner than later. Soldiers for Christ don't just fall out of the sky!!

        Do you hunt? If so, do you use a rifle or bow?
        -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
        -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

        -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
        -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
        -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
        -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
        -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

        STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: Greetings honored Christians!

          Originally posted by William Gordon View Post
          Thanks for your support Ms. Mary. It means a lot to new members such as myself.

          Also, is Ms. Mary fine for you to be called? I am confused because people tend to confuse my honorifics with rudeness, and that created many misunderstandings in the past. How should I address senior members here?
          It's never inappropriate to use the polite form of address. I'm married, so Mrs. Etheldreda is fine.



          I'm curious, though, why do you have an avatar of Jesus looking like he's been playing in mud-pies?
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • William Gordon
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • May 2013
            • 10

            #6
            Re: Greetings honored Christians!

            Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
            Thanks for introducing yourself William and welcome to our most Holy of forums.

            Sorry to hear you are without wife, something you should remedy sooner than later. Soldiers for Christ don't just fall out of the sky!!

            Do you hunt? If so, do you use a rifle or bow?
            Yeah it is bad that I didn't found an wife yet, but I cant just pick any woman. It has to be an decent Christian woman. An truly rare breed.

            As far as hunting goes, yet I do hunt every once in a while. I enjoy outdoor activities.

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            • William Gordon
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • May 2013
              • 10

              #7
              Re: Greetings honored Christians!

              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
              It's never inappropriate to use the polite form of address. I'm married, so Mrs. Etheldreda is fine.



              I'm curious, though, why do you have an avatar of Jesus looking like he's been playing in mud-pies?
              You are completely right about that, however there was a problem. I found some pictures of Jesus dying for our sins, but they were too large for an avatar. If you can find something decent for my avatar, I would be really grateful.

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              • Marc Thyme
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Apr 2013
                • 46

                #8
                Re: Greetings honored Christians!

                Originally posted by William Gordon View Post
                You are completely right about that, however there was a problem. I found some pictures of Jesus dying for our sins, but they were too large for an avatar. If you can find something decent for my avatar, I would be really grateful.
                Why not just use a picture of yourself, Mr. Gordon? Most of those who participate in this ministry do just that. Does your choice of avatars suggest that you expect us to associate your name with a distorted image of Christ Jesus? I'm confident that the artist that took the license to paint that portrait of Jesus will pay an eternal price for depicting Him as anything other than a white man.
                Yours always in the name of Jesus Christ, our Savior,

                Marc

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                • Mary Thompson
                  True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2013
                  • 653

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings honored Christians!

                  Welcome, Mr. Gordon ,
                  How old are you? Do you adore Jesus?
                  I will pray that you meet a Godly and Submissive woman,
                  YIC
                  Mary Thompson.
                  Thinking of Abortion?
                  That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                  Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                  • William Gordon
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2013
                    • 10

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings honored Christians!

                    Originally posted by Marc Thyme View Post
                    Why not just use a picture of yourself, Mr. Gordon? Most of those who participate in this ministry do just that. Does your choice of avatars suggest that you expect us to associate your name with a distorted image of Christ Jesus? I'm confident that the artist that took the license to paint that portrait of Jesus will pay an eternal price for depicting Him as anything other than a white man.
                    Well that sure makes sense Mr. Marc. My phone has big resolution, and image wont fit for an avatar here, but I will find a way.

                    I posted an image of Jesus, because I want people to take me serious, unlike some atheist trolls here. I never realized the Jesus in my avatar was anything else that a white man. Looks like something is wrong with my eyes. I will pray for forgiveness.

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                    • William Gordon
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2013
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings honored Christians!

                      Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
                      Welcome, Mr. Gordon ,
                      How old are you? Do you adore Jesus?
                      I will pray that you meet a Godly and Submissive woman,
                      YIC
                      Mary Thompson.
                      Hello there Ms. Mary!

                      I am 26 year old, and I adore Jesus with all my heart. That goes without question.

                      To be honest, finding a decent woman is almost impossible these days. I want to have an proper family, and I just can't pick any harlot for my wife.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings honored Christians!

                        Originally posted by William Gordon View Post
                        Hello there Ms. Mary!

                        I am 26 year old, and I adore Jesus with all my heart. That goes without question.

                        To be honest, finding a decent woman is almost impossible these days. I want to have an proper family, and I just can't pick any harlot for my wife.
                        Very true. Studies indicate the magority of women are whores who lie about their wedding vows, kill their unborn children and divorce their God fearing husbands.



                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                        • Cranky Old Man
                          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                          You kids get off his lawn!
                           
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 22380

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings honored Christians!

                          Welcome to God's favorite forum!

                          Originally posted by William Gordon View Post
                          To be honest, finding a decent woman is almost impossible these days. I want to have an proper family, and I just can't pick any harlot for my wife.
                          Why even get involved with that? Just let your father or Pastor select a proper wife for you.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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