Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

[CareTaker]

Hi! My name is Paul, like the alien from that movie.

I'm a pan-sexual non-racist atheist who isn't against homosexuality in any way.
I'm not against you, your God, Jesus or your religion. I won't even try to 'convert' anyone to Atheism(pfffft! like that'll work anyway!).
Anyway, I only came here because I wanted to see what the people are like here and I was bored at the time. Maybe I'll meet some cool people.

I'm mostly neutral in most aspects.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

Dear Pervert;

This is a Christian forum. Go peddle your degenerate filth elsewhere.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

Hi! My name is Paul, like the alien from that movie.

I'm a pan-sexual non-racist atheist who isn't against homosexuality in any way.
I'm not against you, your God, Jesus or your religion. I won't even try to 'convert' anyone to Atheism(pfffft! like that'll work anyway!).
Anyway, I only came here because I wanted to see what the people are like here and I was bored at the time. Maybe I'll meet some cool people.

I'm mostly neutral in most aspects.

It's too bad Jesus can only kill you once, but I'm sure He will savor the experience.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

I'm not against you, your God, Jesus or your religion.

The sky is blue, grass is green and Atheists are liars. Nothing new here.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

Hello

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

Hi! My name is Paul, like the alien from that movie.

I'm a pan-sexual non-racist atheist who isn't against homosexuality in any way.
I'm not against you, your God, Jesus or your religion. I won't even try to 'convert' anyone to Atheism(pfffft! like that'll work anyway!).
Anyway, I only came here because I wanted to see what the people are like here and I was bored at the time. Maybe I'll meet some cool people.

I'm mostly neutral in most aspects.

Obvious troll posting extremist view laden with hate and venom is obvious troll.

Next.

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

Obvious troll posting extremist view laden with hate and venom is obvious troll.

Thank you Dr Niles.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

Hi! My name is Paul, like the alien from that movie.

I'm a pan-sexual non-racist atheist who isn't against homosexuality in any way.
I'm not against you, your God, Jesus or your religion. I won't even try to 'convert' anyone to Atheism(pfffft! like that'll work anyway!).
Anyway, I only came here because I wanted to see what the people are like here and I was bored at the time. Maybe I'll meet some cool people.

I'm mostly neutral in most aspects.

...I don't even know where to begin on this one...

An absolute train wreck of an introduction.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

Why oh why oh why can't they read the sign at the top and bugger off?

A lifetime with you putting things in other men's bottoms will only end one way. Pretending God is some wishy washy powerless thing indistinguishable from a world without any God at all and just sticking a big fat God label on anything you don't understand fully isn't going to get you anywhere, you know.

Our God label is on the word of our Lord and we understand it perfectly. It shows us just how real God is by being so reliable and consistent. You can join us in showing people how real God actually is by reading and understanding the Bible and then spreading the joy of reading every word that is in there! Won't you join us instead of spreading ridiculous hatred?

[CareTaker]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

lol That was fun and refreshing talking with ya'll and reading these threads! I feel a bit more inspired and a bit relieved talking about such matters. It's been nice meeting you all.

sincerely, that atheist guy
Byebye

[Holly Graham]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

lol That was fun and refreshing talking with ya'll and reading these threads! I feel a bit more inspired and a bit relieved talking about such matters. It's been nice meeting you all.

sincerely, that atheist guy
Byebye

I can assure you, the feeling is not mutual. (Psalm 58:3)

Spend more time reading the Bible (KJV 1611), and less time trying to be a comedian. (Proverbs 1:7)(Proverbs 10:14)

[Bubba McRightman]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

Hi! My name is Paul, like the alien from that movie.

I'm a pan-sexual non-racist atheist who isn't against homosexuality in any way.
I'm not against you, your God, Jesus or your religion. I won't even try to 'convert' anyone to Atheism(pfffft! like that'll work anyway!).
Anyway, I only came here because I wanted to see what the people are like here and I was bored at the time. Maybe I'll meet some cool people.

I'm mostly neutral in most aspects.

You are SURE to burn in the lakes of hell's unholy water of satan!
Revelation 20:15

[Paul Cooper]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

...Godless Heathen!!! I'm now considering changing my name because of you. Your parents gave you a good Biblical name and now you condemn yourself to Hell! Sorry my Brothers and Sisters, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

...Godless Heathen!!! I'm now considering changing my name because of you. Your parents gave you a good Biblical name and now you condemn yourself to Hell! Sorry my Brothers and Sisters, I just threw up a little bit in my mouth

These haters often come to our little island of sanity these days, it seems more and more recently than then.

It seems they can only take time off from their anal adventures long enough to poke fun at our most cherished beleifs.

These gaywise spit in Jesus' face and urinate on God's fingers when He offers His hand of Salvation and think nothing of raping their way through the young boys locker rooms at the local high school (no doubt using an interest in comic books, video games and the cracks coccaine to 'gain entry' (no I don't understand gay slang, either)).

YIC

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Greetings fellow humans! I'll introduce myself.

You are SURE to burn in the lakes of hell's unholy water of satan!
Revelation 20:15

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. KJV

A pre-taster is available in any temple of Aphrodite as holy water, supposedly "blessed" by the pope who if he has any powers at all are certainly by demonic authority, but I haven't seen any evidence of powers yet so he's just demonic.