Praise Jesus

[Harry Richards]

Hello, I'm new here. I have recently become unemployed, and I started going back to church recently. I've come to the conclusion that I can't do it alone, and that I need Jesus Christ to guide me along. During that journey, I've found your Church online, and from the little bit I've read, I'm truely amazed. Amazed to see how many lives God has touched in so many of you. I'm excited about my new journey, and would love to get to know more about Christ, with your help. Thanks.

[Basilissa]

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Hello, I'm new here. I have recently become unemployed, and I started going back to church recently. I've come to the conclusion that I can't do it alone, and that I need Jesus Christ to guide me along. During that journey, I've found your Church online, and from the little bit I've read, I'm truely amazed. Amazed to see how many lives God has touched in so many of you. I'm excited about my new journey, and would love to get to know more about Christ, with your help. Thanks.

Hello and welcome to our friendly forum

What church do you attend?
What is your favorite Bible verse?

[Harry Richards]

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I attend 1st Swedish Baptist Church, it's a very small church. My favorite verse so far is Psalm 18:2 "The Lord is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower."

[Harry Richards]

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Thank you for the greetings, what is your favorite passage?

[Marc Thyme]

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I attend 1st Swedish Baptist Church, it's a very small church. My favorite verse so far is Psalm 18:2 "The Lord is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer;my God, my strength, in whom I will trust; my buckler, and the horn of my salvation, and my high tower."

Good evening, MR. Richards. Why do you attend a "Swedish" church. That seems like a contradiction in terms. Are you one of those Scandinavian socialist liberals? Homersexural marriage has been legal in Sweden since 2009 and here you're openly admitting to being a Swedish sodomite? Eternal bliss in Heaven with Jesus would've been a better choice, son.

Leviticus Chapter 20: Verse 30(1611KJV)
13If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Eskimo;

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. Don't try and sell your meatballs on our Godly forum please.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello, I'm new here. I have recently become unemployed...

Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm sorry to hear of your employment predicament. Have you tried praying for a job?

And the Lord said, If ye had faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye might say unto this sycamine tree,
Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.
Luke 17:6

[Harry Richards]

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Good evening, MR. Richards. Why do attend a "Swedish" church. That seems like a contradiction in terms. Are you one of those Scandinavian socialist liberals? Homersexural marriage has been legal in Sweden since 2009 and here you're openly admitting to being a Swedish sodomite? Eternal bliss in Heaven with Jesus would've been a better choice, son.

Leviticus Chapter 20: Verse 30
13If a man also lie with mankind, as hee lyeth with a woman, both of them haue committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shalbe vpon them.

Oh, I think our congregation is quite different then that. We're mainly made up of older Swedish Conservatives. I know of no homosexuals in my church. Yet I'm new there, so that doesn't mean there isn't one. I want to thank you for the back story though, I was unaware.

[Harry Richards]

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Dear Eskimo;

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

PS. Don't try and sell your meatballs on our Godly forum please.

Thank You Pastor Ezekiel, I will most respectfully follow all of the rules. God Bless!

[Harry Richards]

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Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm sorry to hear of your employment predicament. Have you tried praying for a job?


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Be thou plucked up by the root, and be thou planted in the sea; and it should obey you.

Luke 17:6

Hi Mary, thank you for the warm welcome. I have been praying and asking the Lord for his guidance. I've been doing handyman jobs for friends and family since I've become unemployed, it's not a lot, but it's something, and I'm very greatful for what He has provided.

[Marc Thyme]

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Oh, I think our congregation is quite different then that. We're mainly made up of older Swedish Conservatives. I know of no homosexuals in my church. Yet I'm new there, so that doesn't mean there isn't one. I want to thank you for the back story though, I was unaware.

Son, what attracted you to this Swedish church in the first place? Was it its close proximity to a Metra station? Metra trains are known malemeat markets across Chicagoland. Find an Independent Baptist Church with no ties to God-forsaken Sweden as soon as possible and renounce your lieberal Swedish ancestry while praying to God for forgiveness. Then you can start to get yourself on track to an eternity of perfect bliss worshipping our Lord and Savior instead of ending up skewered like a Swedish meatball on the end of satan's schlong.

[Harry Richards]

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Son, what attracted you to this Swedish church in the first place? Was it its close proximity to a Metra station? Metra trains are known malemeat markets across Chicagoland. Find an Independent Baptist Church with no ties to God-forsaken Sweden as soon as possible and renounce your lieberal Swedish ancestry while praying to God for forgiveness. Then you can start to get yourself on track to an eternity of perfect bliss worshipping our Lord and Savior instead of ending up skewered like a Swedish meatball on the end of satan's schlong.

I'll keep your concern in mind, with my eyes wide open for any shenanigans. All well so far. I'm of English(Wales) decent, I do find the Swedish heritage quite amazing, especially the food. I don't know for sure, but I think God gave the Swedes an amazing ability when it comes to food. I thought I ate large portions. Lol Not until my first Sunday brunch before Church, did I realize what I was missing.

[Harry Richards]

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Falukorv is simply amazing, I can't help but to have seconds.

[Marc Thyme]

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Falukorv is simply amazing, I can't help but to have seconds.

Falukorv?Son, please talk to one of the Godly pastors of Landover about getting your "attractions" under control and back to Jesus Christ where they belong. All of your more-than-healthy interest in Swedish things can only land you in the lake of fire and that is so avoidable!

[Basilissa]

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Thank you for the greetings, what is your favorite passage?

Ehem, you can find it in my introduction thread

Although, there are so many beautiful verses.... Isaiah 45:7, Amos 3:6, Deuteronomy 5:9, 20:16, Matthew 10:34, 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12, 1 Corinthians 1:19-21, Jude 1:4 (not in any particular order). These verses show the true nature of our mighty God