X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • darkraven
    Unsaved trash
    • May 2013
    • 11

    #1

    hello all!

    Hi! My name is robert and i come from finland. I go to church here and my favorite bible verse is probably the hole genesis. I tells a beatiful story and i loved it as a kid.
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: hello all!

    How many children do you have, and what is your favorite hunting rifle?
    WARNING:
    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

    Comment

    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3
      Re: hello all!

      Whenever I see some name like darkraven I automatically think of some sort of dirty, filthy pagan in rags grubbing about cramming herbs into its mouth and offering itself up to sodomy with goats.
      sigpic
      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

      Comment

      • darkraven
        Unsaved trash
        • May 2013
        • 11

        #4
        Re: hello all!

        Hi again! I dont have any children and im still a virgin. Oh i dont really hunt but my favorite rifle is probably the .308 rifle a hunting rifle. The reason i call myself darkraven is becouse i want my name to be something special and mystical. And ravens are fascinating creatures. Thanks!

        Comment

        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: hello all!

          Originally posted by darkraven View Post
          Hi again! I dont have any children and im still a virgin. Oh i dont really hunt but my favorite rifle is probably the .308 rifle a hunting rifle. The reason i call myself darkraven is becouse i want my name to be something special and mystical. And ravens are fascinating creatures. Thanks!
          Ravens are interesting creatures.

          But what is this nonsense about mystical? What is so mystical about a bird that eats carrion?

          I hope you are not into dungeons and dragons or any if that occult nonsense.

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

          Comment

          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #6
            Re: hello all!

            IDK, not a lot of meat on a raven. Seems to me to be a gook thing, like cat.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

            Comment

            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23775

              #7
              Re: hello all!

              Originally posted by darkraven View Post
              Hi again! I dont have any children and im still a virgin. Oh i dont really hunt but my favorite rifle is probably the .308 rifle a hunting rifle. The reason i call myself darkraven is becouse i want my name to be something special and mystical. And ravens are fascinating creatures. Thanks!
              If you want to be know for something special and mystical, why not a real special creature like the cockatrice?


              And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp,
              and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.
              Isaiah 11:8


              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

              Comment

              • darkraven
                Unsaved trash
                • May 2013
                • 11

                #8
                Re: hello all!

                Oh not really mystical but i remember when i was bullied i school after when the bullies stole my money i went on a walk sad and sat down on a bench and suddenly a raven came close to me and stared at me. Then it just flew away. Not mystical i dont belive in dragons or that kind of bullcrap but yeah.

                Comment

                • Russell Holbeck
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 735

                  #9
                  Re: hello all!

                  Hello darkraven.

                  I pray that when you have children that you do not treat them like a raven this is what Job 38:41 says about ravens:

                  Who provideth for the raven his food? when his young ones cry unto God, they wander for lack of meat.

                  God says ravens are an abomination in Leviticus but I do not remember the verse. He also calls eagles an abomination but this is before He made the United States of America.

                  Thank you.

                  Rusty

                  P.S. The bald eagle is the symbol of the United States of America.
                  Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

                  Comment

                  • bioggy
                    Forum Member, suspected foreigner
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2013
                    • 53

                    #10
                    Re: hello all!

                    Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
                    God says ravens are an abomination in Leviticus
                    Here is what you are looking for Leviticus 11:13-20

                    13 And these are they which ye shall have in abomination among the fowls; they shall not be eaten, they are an abomination: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray,
                    14 And the vulture, and the kite after his kind;
                    15 Every raven after his kind;
                    16 And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind,
                    17 And the little owl, and the cormorant, and the great owl,
                    18 And the swan, and the pelican, and the gier eagle,
                    19 And the stork, the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat.
                    20 All fowls that creep, going upon all four, shall be an abomination unto you

                    Comment

                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Re: hello all!

                      Originally posted by darkraven View Post
                      Not mystical i dont belive in dragons or that kind of bullcrap but yeah.

                      Wow, so you're saying the Bible is bullcrap? The Bible contains numerous references to dragons. Please see Revelation 20:1-15, Revelation 12:9, Isaiah 27:1, Revelation 13:1-18, Job 41:1-34, Ezekiel 32:2, and Psalm 74:13 for starters.

                      Are you calling God a bullcrap artist?

                      I am so offended by this!

                      Fact, not fantasy:

                      WARNING:
                      In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                      REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

                      Comment

                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: hello all!

                        Originally posted by darkraven View Post
                        Oh not really mystical but i remember when i was bullied i school after when the bullies stole my money i went on a walk sad and sat down on a bench and suddenly a raven came close to me and stared at me. Then it just flew away. Not mystical i dont belive in dragons or that kind of bullcrap but yeah.
                        Ravens are called crows here in God's favorite country (AMERICA!). They're nothing but rats with wings. It was probably staring at you because it wanted to eat your eyeballs.

                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

                        Comment

                        • Redeemed Papist
                          Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 10409

                          #13
                          Re: hello all!

                          Originally posted by darkraven View Post
                          he reason i call myself darkraven is becouse i want my name to be something special and mystical.
                          I knew it!



                          It's another bloody witch we can't kill any more.
                          sigpic
                          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                          The truth about volcanos
                          Sex and debauchery in public schools
                          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                          Comment

                          • darkraven
                            Unsaved trash
                            • May 2013
                            • 11

                            #14
                            Re: hello all!

                            Oh no offense intendeed. Btw im a male so i cant be a witch? Well anyways i play videogames like no more room in hell etc. You should try it my favorite tv series is doctor who and yeah. Btw were kan i buy a kvj bible?

                            Comment

                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22380

                              #15
                              Re: hello all!

                              Originally posted by darkraven View Post
                              Btw were kan i buy a kvj bible?
                              http://www.thekjvstore.com

                              Or just read it online: http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                              Comment

                              Working...