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  • Sadmanen
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • May 2013
    • 5

    #1

    Hello! & and also an issue.

    Hello guys, my name is James, and I am not a.. full blown christian. However I do respect your opinions and view. I myself have been to church quite a bit. I want to go further but I am a bit scared and worried. A couple more things about me:

    I donate to homeless shelters.
    I volunteer at pet shelters.
    I volunteer at hospitals.
    I helped build homes for storm victims.
    I used to masturbate, but I have stopped and am proud of myself (it was rough).


    I am worred about how others will think about me.
  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

    Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums!

    I note you're worried about what other people will think of you. Have you thought about what God might think of you? Have you wondered if God will see you and all that nasty, crusty sin, or if instead He will see the Blood of Christ (Isaiah 43:25; Romans 5:9)? That, my dear, is far more crucial than what other people think about you.

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

      All that volunteering you're doing won't amount to a hill of beans in God's eyes. Not unless you get saved.
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        All that volunteering you're doing won't amount to a hill of beans in God's eyes. Not unless you get saved.
        Amen to that. God says that your good works "are as filthy rags" to him. Please read my sermon on the subject HERE.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #5
          Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

          Originally posted by Sadmanen View Post
          Hello guys, my name is James, and I am not a.. full blown christian. However I do respect your opinions and view. I myself have been to church quite a bit. I want to go further but I am a bit scared and worried. A couple more things about me:

          I donate to homeless shelters.
          I volunteer at pet shelters.
          I volunteer at hospitals.
          I helped build homes for storm victims.
          I used to masturbate, but I have stopped and am proud of myself (it was rough).


          I am worred about how others will think about me.
          There are a lot of 'I' in this introduction and no mention of Jesus

          You then go on to boast about all of your achievements in a backhanded way

          This is a website for praising Jesus not for developing your CV for the local secular society

          YIC
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Redeemed Papist
            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 10409

            #6
            Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

            How can anyone think they are good without Jesus?

            It's the most despicable thing I think I can contemplate.

            I mean even a serial killer that gets Saved(r) is better than that.
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            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
            The truth about volcanos
            Sex and debauchery in public schools
            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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            • Pastor Ed Lowman
              Southern Hospitality Exemplified
              Always kind and loving
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2011
              • 1838

              #7
              Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

              Originally posted by Sadmanen View Post
              Hello guys, my name is James, and I am not a.. full blown christian.
              Not good.

              "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth." (Revelation 3:16)


              Originally posted by Sadmanen View Post
              I donate to homeless shelters.
              I volunteer at pet shelters.
              I volunteer at hospitals.
              I helped build homes for storm victims.
              Doesn't mean squat.

              "I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish." (Luke 13:3)

              "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God" (Ephesians 2:8)


              Originally posted by Sadmanen View Post
              I used to masturbate, but I have stopped and am proud of myself (it was rough).
              Good. I'm glad you have stopped murdering.

              "Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof." (Romans 6:12)

              "...whatsoever is not of faith is sin." (Romans 14:23)


              Originally posted by Sadmanen View Post
              I am worred about how others will think about me.
              Why? Can these "others" save you from damnation?

              Look at us. The world hates us. Everyone persecutes us and tells us we are backward religious lunatics who deludedly use religion to escape reality, but do we care? No sir.

              Regards,

              Pastor Ed

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              • Irinka the repentant jewess
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 359

                #8
                Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ed Lowman View Post
                Not good.

                "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth." (Revelation 3:16)




                Doesn't mean squat.

                "I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish." (Luke 13:3)

                "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God" (Ephesians 2:8)




                Good. I'm glad you have stopped murdering.

                "Let not sin therefore reign in your mortal body, that ye should obey it in the lusts thereof." (Romans 6:12)

                "...whatsoever is not of faith is sin." (Romans 14:23)




                Why? Can these "others" save you from damnation?

                Look at us. The world hates us. Everyone persecutes us and tells us we are backward religious lunatics who deludedly use religion to escape reality, but do we care? No sir.

                Regards,

                Pastor Ed
                I know, this is Sadmanen's introduction thread but I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you, Pastor Ed, that I really admire your humility, patience and your truly pastoral kindness. It amazes me that you always speak respectfully and express good will towards True Christians and just as much to the unsaved. Thank you for being a true shepherd, and may God bless you richly.
                Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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                • Pastor Ed Lowman
                  Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                  Always kind and loving
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 1838

                  #9
                  Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

                  Originally posted by Irinka the repentant jewess View Post
                  I know, this is Sadmanen's introduction thread but I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell you, Pastor Ed, that I really admire your humility, patience and your truly pastoral kindness. It amazes me that you always speak respectfully and express good will towards True Christians and just as much to the unsaved. Thank you for being a true shepherd, and may God bless you richly.
                  Those are kind sentiments, dear. Thank you.

                  And maybe Mr. Embarrassed Ex-Sticky Fingers here can be brought over to the Lord's Side™ before it is eternally too late. That is, of course, my hope.

                  Pastor Ed

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                  • Irinka the repentant jewess
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2012
                    • 359

                    #10
                    Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

                    Yes, Pastor, I certainly hope so and I am praying that Jesus would touch his heart even now.
                    Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".

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                    • Sadmanen
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • May 2013
                      • 5

                      #11
                      Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

                      GOOD NEWS!

                      I have changed to a new church and am going every sunday!
                      Worship With Us - In Person Sunday Mornings 10 Amlive, Online Sunday Mornings 10 Am On Our Youtube Channel And Facebook Page.What To Expect On Sunday Mor...


                      I am embracing Jesus for good.

                      Peace and love
                      Sadmanen

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

                        Originally posted by Sadmanen View Post
                        GOOD NEWS!

                        I have changed to a new church and am going every sunday!
                        Worship With Us - In Person Sunday Mornings 10 Amlive, Online Sunday Mornings 10 Am On Our Youtube Channel And Facebook Page.What To Expect On Sunday Mor...


                        I am embracing Jesus for good.

                        Peace and love
                        Sadmanen
                        You are going to boil in the fires of hell if you continue one more day with that false church!

                        Senior Pastor: Patricia Evans
                        Associate Pastor: Sara Staton
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

                          Not to mention that you're in Oregon, the Canada of California, the Mexico of Washington, the most godless state in America!

                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Pastor Ed Lowman
                            Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                            Always kind and loving
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 1838

                            #14
                            Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

                            Originally posted by Sadmanen View Post
                            GOOD NEWS!

                            I have changed to a new church and am going every sunday!
                            Worship With Us - In Person Sunday Mornings 10 Amlive, Online Sunday Mornings 10 Am On Our Youtube Channel And Facebook Page.What To Expect On Sunday Mor...


                            I am embracing Jesus for good.

                            Peace and love
                            Sadmanen
                            And why are you attending a church where women are preaching? A woman is to learn in silence with all submission, not preach (I Tim. 2:11-12; I Cor 14:34-35).

                            Keep looking.

                            Pastor Ed

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                            • Sadmanen
                              Unsaved trash
                              Under Investigation
                              • May 2013
                              • 5

                              #15
                              Re: Hello! & and also an issue.

                              Why hate oregon? I agree that it isn't the best state in the world, but is it truely that bad?

                              I will continue on a search for churches. I would appreciate some criteria.

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