How Jesus Saved Me

[Santana Lopez]

I spent most of my teen years performing sinful activitivities such as visiting Sweden, listening to ABBA music and buying ALL of my furniture at IKEA. But then, the Lord spoke to me. He said; Turn off that ABBA music. Throw away that IKEA furniture and ban yourself from visiting that sinful country again(Sweden, that is).

Now, I spend my time memorizing the Holy Bible, following the advice from Jesus my Lord and Saviour and going to church, of course.

I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all.

Santana Lopez

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

I spent most of my teen years performing sinful activitivities such as visiting Sweden, listening to ABBA music and buying ALL of my furniture at IKEA. But then, the Lord spoke to me. He said; Turn off that ABBA music. Throw away that IKEA furniture and ban yourself from visiting that sinful country again(Sweden, that is).

Now, I spend my time memorizing the Holy Bible, following the advice from Jesus my Lord and Saviour and going to church, of course.

I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all.

Santana Lopez

What church do you go to, what is your favourite Bible verse and when did Jesus first touch you?

Don't you Swiss live in bunkers? I've never met a Swiss.

YIC

[Basilissa]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

I spent most of my teen years performing sinful activitivities such as visiting Sweden, listening to ABBA music and buying ALL of my furniture at IKEA. But then, the Lord spoke to me. He said; Turn off that ABBA music. Throw away that IKEA furniture and ban yourself from visiting that sinful country again(Sweden, that is).

Now, I spend my time memorizing the Holy Bible, following the advice from Jesus my Lord and Saviour and going to church, of course.

I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all.

Santana Lopez

I don't think that God would speak to an unsaved trash, so be careful.

Anyway, what's your first name, sweetie? Because what you gave us seem to be your paternal and maternal last names.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

Oh how very nice to meet you! I've never met a Swiss-Mexican before! How did you throw off the shackles of the Mary-Cult you were undoubtedly born into? How did Jesus come into your heart?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

That up to Jesus to decide.

Do you have your husband's permission to be here?

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

I spent most of my teen years performing sinful activitivities such as visiting Sweden, listening to ABBA music and buying ALL of my furniture at IKEA. But then, the Lord spoke to me. He said; Turn off that ABBA music. Throw away that IKEA furniture and ban yourself from visiting that sinful country again(Sweden, that is).

Now, I spend my time memorizing the Holy Bible, following the advice from Jesus my Lord and Saviour and going to church, of course.

I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all.

Santana Lopez

It takes time for the Department of Faith to carry out a thorough investigation to determine whether or not one is truly Saved™. So just hold your horses.

Sweden is a Godless land and it is a pleasure to hear that you have made the 180 for Jesus. Continue to walk in the path of righteousness and good things await (Psalm 1:1-2). In the meantime, tell us more about yourself.

Yours in Him,

Pastor Ed

[WWJDnow]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

I spent most of my teen years performing sinful activitivities... I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all.

Not a bad introduction, for a wetback. Welcome to Landover! Feel free to bask in the love of Christ in our forums.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

I spent most of my teen years performing sinful activitivities such as visiting Sweden, listening to ABBA music and buying ALL of my furniture at IKEA. But then, the Lord spoke to me. He said; Turn off that ABBA music. Throw away that IKEA furniture and ban yourself from visiting that sinful country again(Sweden, that is).

Now, I spend my time memorizing the Holy Bible, following the advice from Jesus my Lord and Saviour and going to church, of course.

I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all.

Santana Lopez

Hello Mrs. Lopez,

Welcome to our Friendly Forum. I don't speak swedeneze or mexican so I hope you can communicate in American.

I understand that swedes eat stinky fish and beaners eat...well, beans. Do you mix them together in a big pot for Mr. Lopez's dinner?

YIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

I spent most of my teen years performing sinful activitivities such as visiting Sweden, listening to ABBA music and buying ALL of my furniture at IKEA. But then, the Lord spoke to me. He said; Turn off that ABBA music. Throw away that IKEA furniture and ban yourself from visiting that sinful country again(Sweden, that is).

Now, I spend my time memorizing the Holy Bible, following the advice from Jesus my Lord and Saviour and going to church, of course.

I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all.

Santana Lopez

Welcome friend, that must of been a long swim from Tijuana. Whose lawn does your husband mow?
How many little living male beaner babies have you deposited into Gods Collection Plate?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How Jesus Saved Me

I think I have proven to all of y'all, that I am no unsaved trash. I am a true follower of Jesus Christ.

God bless you all.

Not just yet, young lady, but time will tell. We get so many God-haters and Christ-mockers here, it makes Jesus weep. Rump-pumpers, atheisticals and common criminals antagonize us every day, simply for our love of Jesus Christ. It is discouraging, yet we prevail in witnessing with the Good News that our Lord offers to those that will accept His warm and complete love.

A good analogy is the human head:

Pastors - The brain. Closer to God than any of us, and they lead with their wisdom.

True Christians™ - The mouth. Ready to save the lost scum with Biblical Scripture.

Forum Members - The ears. Still soaking up how to achieve Salvation from True Christians™ and our dear Pastors.

Unsaved Trash/Scum - The snot. Worthless for the most part and just a nuisance. But snot can be removed, and I will pray that you advance in your personal relationship with Jesus.

Make Jesus smile in all that you do.

In Christ

[Faith_Machine]

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What is this crap? You claim you spent your teen years visiting Sweden and buying furniture? Where does a teenager get that kind of money? Much less a Mexican teenager. I think you're lying.