Welcome Brothers!

[Mark Troyer]

I'm down here in unclean Mississippi looking for some righteousness to pass from Jesus to the rest of this filth unsaved. I have read about your church and would LOVE to join! In fact, I would like to start a church here so that I can share your ideas. How do I go about becoming ordained as a Pastor with you all!

[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

I'm down here in unclean Mississippi looking for some righteousness to pass from Jesus to the rest of this filth unsaved. I have read about your church and would LOVE to join! In fact, I would like to start a church here so that I can share your ideas. How do I go about becoming ordained as a Pastor with you all!

Well, you could star by being a little more observant and reading the text above your initial post, silly!

But PRAISE TO GOD that you found Landover, as they have the most lovely and Truest Christians here! So welcome! Tell us more about yourself!!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[Mark Troyer]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

O sorry, I must've missed that brother. I of course am a member of the true church, not any of that that catholic antichristian mess. i came to know jesus, my dear lord and savior, which gives us his blood to drink and flesh to eat, praise jesus when i was about 5. i was told about hell and crying, i ran to the pulpit to beg for my sinful ways. I would be more than happy to answer anything else...

[Mark Troyer]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

Sorry I missed the bible verse. Mine is Genesis 19:32-36

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

I'm down here in unclean Mississippi looking for some righteousness to pass from Jesus to the rest of this filth unsaved.

Welcome, Mark.

Actually, Mississippi used to be one of the best places in the USA for committed white Christians to be and reap the benefits of a Jesus-made caucasian economy. They were the leaders in the opposition of that sinful Civil Rights movement (which was really just an excuse for coons to go ape in public and get sympathy). Although they have modernized, it is still considered a place to see uppity coloreds put in their place.

I have read about your church and would LOVE to join! In fact, I would like to start a church here so that I can share your ideas. How do I go about becoming ordained as a Pastor with you all!

One doesn't join the Lord's church but is added, friend...

Acts 2:41: "Then they that gladly received his word were baptized: and the same day there were added unto them about three thousand souls."

Acts 2:47: "Praising God, and having favour with all the people. And the Lord added to the church daily such as should be saved."

But continue in prayer, study, and dedication with perseverance and great things await!

Warm Regards,

Pastor Ed

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

Masturbating to the Bible is a sin. I hope that is not why you picked a tale of fornication that led to the cursing and ultimate destruction of whole tribes.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

To what are we being welcomed?

[Des]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

To what are we being welcomed?

I hope he isn't welcoming us to unclean Mississippi. I just had my Gucci loafers polished.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

To what are we being welcomed?

That's my question exactly. You don't waltz into somebody's living room and then presume to welcome them to their own house, do you?

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

To what are we being welcomed?

Maybe, he is a tad cunfused and as the title of his introduction thread he wrote what he wanted us to say to him.

[Mark Troyer]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

Yeah, I guess I should've said "greetings!" but if anyone wants to come down to unclean Mississippi, I've got some extra pillow cases you can wrap around your Gucci shoes. The filth might get through some of the *cough eyeholes in them though.

Masturbating to the Bible is a sin?! Masturbating is a sin!! Lord and Precious Jesus owns your body and it is His Mighty Temple! Would Jesus want you to molest His Temple? I think not!

My Bible verse I chose because it shows how the Bible is right no matter what these secular governments would like for us to believe. Put your faith in Him, not this world. Verily I say unto you, Whosoever shall not receive the kingdom of God as a little child, he shall not enter therein! I was blind but now I see, praise Almighty Blessed Holy Precious Blood of Jesus to whom I owe thanks for forgiveness from our wickedness!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

That's my question exactly. You don't waltz into somebody's living room and then presume to welcome them to their own house, do you?

Maybe that's a new thing in Mississippi?

It's good to know, should we ever have to travel there.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

...

If you were his brother, that would be epic.

[Mark Troyer]

Re: Welcome Brothers!

I consider us brothers because I come from a pure race and assume everyone else here does the same. I think it's pretty obvious to everyone that Adam and Eve were white. Somewhere along the way of Cain, as I recollect my pastor saying is where the Jews came from. Of course Jesus, bless His holy name who art in heaven praise the Father and the Spirit forgive us of our sins, was white too even though they make it out to seem like He was Jewish. Then along came Darky from one of Noah's sons while the Jews and Chinky were drowning in the flood. Of course some of them made it out alive along with some of the dinosaurs like the rhinoceros over there in Africa, the worst country in the world. Then finally, we have some miscegenation to produce the Spics and Tontos. Now all of us pure ones though, we're fine. God, bless his holy church the Lord is my shepherd who preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies, is white. Then of course there are also the Catholics and Unsaved Trash, the heretic and whoremongers. There are the retards and downs whose mothers slept with demons. That pretty much only leaves a few pure ones so yeah, I consider us Brothers and Sisters.