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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
    Southern Hospitality Exemplified
    Always kind and loving
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2011
    • 1838
    #46
    Re: Hi, I'm new here...

    Originally posted by IWantToKnowJapan View Post

    My beautiful city is called Viña del Mar



    Can you please pointing me the mud huts and the people making voo-doo in them? All I see are beautiful buildings with incredible sea views, decorated with palm trees, but no mud
    How good are the tacos in your place? Or how about the enchiladas? What about the hot sauce? Do they use habeneros? One of my biggest temptations is your nation's food. I know it is a gateway sin to Catholicism, so I try to stay away, but still it is tough.

    I wish you could meet Alejandro, my pool cleaner. You and he would make a great couple.

    Pastor Ed

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12993
        #47
        Re: Hi, I'm new here...

        Originally posted by IWantToKnowJapan View Post
        Calm down, if not your tiny brain is going to explode



        A better question is, why you hate the world, the women, another cultures, children, life in general and different opinions?
        Hon, we don't hate anybody, it's our God who does. Just read the Bible, you'll see.

        BTW, it took me only 30 seconds of exceptionally slow internet connections to find the following images of Vina del Mar:





        So I guess since you have access to the internet then you must be one of the lucky ones, huh? Do you have an outhouse, or do you poop on the streets?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
         Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • Mary Etheldreda
            Gushing for Jesus
             
            • Sep 2011
            • 23775
            #48
            Re: Hi, I'm new here...

            Originally posted by IWantToKnowJapan View Post
            That is called a "comic", I don't hate women, I'm making fun of those idiots who do it, besides, they call every woman who is not like they want sluts, whores, femi-nazis, they're not victims here, you know
            Dear, anyone can play this silly game. It doesn't mean anything, though:







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            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
                Pastor of Praise and Worship
                A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2009
                • 3890
                #49
                Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                Who else here hates Michael Jackson?

                Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


                Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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                  • Des
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 2718
                    #50
                    Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                    Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                    Who else here hates Michael Jackson?
                    Me and God.
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9063
                        #51
                        Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                        Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                        Who else here hates Michael Jackson?

                        How could anyone like a paedophile?

                        The pope, I guess?

                        YIC
                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • javiera.gajardo
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2013
                            • 124
                            #52
                            Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                            Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                            Who else here hates Michael Jackson?

                            [ATTACH]21590[/ATTACH]
                            Only stupid people who believe in everything they read
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                              • Dr Laurence Niles
                                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                 
                                • Jan 2012
                                • 9063
                                #53
                                Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                                Do we really need pictures of anorexic child abusers on a Christian website?

                                YIC
                                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                  • javiera.gajardo
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Jun 2013
                                    • 124
                                    #54
                                    Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                    Hon, we don't hate anybody, it's our God who does. Just read the Bible, you'll see.

                                    BTW, it took me only 30 seconds of exceptionally slow internet connections to find the following images of Vina del Mar:





                                    So I guess since you have access to the internet then you must be one of the lucky ones, huh? Do you have an outhouse, or do you poop on the streets?
                                    That's Valparaiso, you jerk, and yes, my city has some ugly streets, are you going to send to hell for that? It still have this

                                    Plaza O'Higgins


                                    Museo Naval


                                    The monument in memory of Arturo Prat, one of our greatest heroes


                                    And our beautiful church of Saint Franciss, one of the symbols of our city


                                    Did I mention you that Valparaiso is protected by the UNESCO as a World Heritage Site?

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                                      • javiera.gajardo
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Jun 2013
                                        • 124
                                        #55
                                        Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                                        For that post I recieved an infraction, my God, do you know that envy is a sin? Is not my fault that my city is not horrible as you want

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                                          • Jo Freddie
                                            Unsaved trash
                                            Hateful God mocking pirate
                                            • Apr 2009
                                            • 6339
                                            #56
                                            Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                                            Originally posted by javiera.gajardo View Post
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                                            You have Firefox and Chrome, yet you use internet explorer and you want to be taken seriously?
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                                            May my Sauce be with you!
                                            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                            The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                            Loose Canon Fan Page
                                            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                            I have been to The Volcano!

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                                              • javiera.gajardo
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Jun 2013
                                                • 124
                                                #57
                                                Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                                You have Firefox and Chrome, yet you use internet explorer and you want to be taken seriously?
                                                What have to do one thing with the other?

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                                                  • Jo Freddie
                                                    Unsaved trash
                                                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                                                    • Apr 2009
                                                    • 6339
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                                                    Originally posted by javiera.gajardo View Post
                                                    What have to do one thing with the other?
                                                    You mean you really don't know? Oh dear
                                                    Posted via Pasta

                                                    True Pastafarian™

                                                    May my Sauce be with you!
                                                    Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                                                    Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                                                    The Loose Canon - HTML version
                                                    Loose Canon Fan Page
                                                    North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                                                    I have been to The Volcano!

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                                                      • javiera.gajardo
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Jun 2013
                                                        • 124
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                                                        Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                                                        Do we really need pictures of anorexic child abusers on a Christian website?

                                                        YIC
                                                        This is my desktop


                                                        No "anorexic child molester", just Michael and another stuff, angry? Too bad, is not my fault

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                                                          • Richard Bancroft
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • May 2011
                                                            • 107
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Hi, I'm new here...

                                                            Originally posted by javiera.gajardo View Post
                                                            This is my desktop
                                                            [Filth removed]

                                                            No "anorexic child molester", just Michael and another stuff, angry? Too bad, is not my fault
                                                            A True Christian™ desktop
                                                            2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

                                                            On the one side, we shall be traduced by Popish Persons at home or abroad, who therefore will malign us, because we are poor instruments to make God's holy Truth to be yet more and more known unto the people, whom they desire still to keep in ignorance and darkness; or if, on the other side, we shall be maligned by self-conceited Brethren, who run their own ways, and give liking unto nothing, but what is framed by themselves, and hammered on their anvil; we may rest secure, supported within by truth and innocency of a good conscience, having walked the ways of simplicity and integrity, as before the Lord.

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