How i found Jesus

[Homicidal Homosexual]

I will tell you people how i found Jesus and how he saved my life.


I am a 22 years old man coming from a Democratic atheistfamily. Needless to say growing up in a household without Jesus can be pretty tough and wrong impressions at an early age was nothing unusual.
I discovered when i was around 15 my attraction to the same sex. If my life had been hard before this made it into a living hell. Which led to me getting more and more depressed. I started to skip classes and my comfort became drugs.
After a few months of messing up everything my parents couldnt take it anymore. I got thrown out from my home and got completely cut of from the family.
I was 15 and homeless, broke, depressed, semi-addicted to alcohol with no friends or family to help me out. By a chance (or a helping hand from our father) a priest from the local church found me sleeping behind the dumpsters by the Quick E Mart

He clothed me and asked me to follow him to the church for a bite to eat, we started to talk and he told me about Christianity and Jesus.
After a few weeks of meeting him almost every day i felt like a new person! He claimed that curing homosexuality is a matter of faith—mind over body, sort of speak and that he would help me in anyway he could to get rid of my disease. I read the bible and started to love Christ, he was my everything now and after 2 months of therapy i felt like my homosexuality had left me, i was cured!

Everything i do now is in the name of god and i have promised myself that my only love in life will be Jesus. To this day i have not had a single bad day and everytime i have any kind of dubt i just tell myself "what would Jesus do" and i find faith.

I found this community by chance and i feel like a forum filled with kind and godloving humans would be more or less a second home to me! I love you all <3

[Richard Bancroft]

Re: How i found Jesus

I love you all <3

You love us all less then 3 what?

You have neglected to inform us of you favourite Biblical verse.


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[Homicidal Homosexual]

Re: How i found Jesus

James 2:18,19- But someone will say, "You have faith; I have deeds." Show me your faith without deeds, and I will show you my faith by what I do. You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that-and shudder.

I will obey!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How i found Jesus

Well that's nice! Tell us, what church do you go to? Have you found a wife to bear your children yet?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: How i found Jesus

Everything i do now is in the name of god and i have promised myself that my only love in life will be Jesus. To this day i have not had a single bad day and everytime i have any kind of dubt i just tell myself "what would Jesus do" and i find faith.

Welcome, young man. Indeed this is the key to remaining fag-free. What would Jesus do?

As an Ex-Queer myself, I have kept the homo lust at bay for twenty years with His help. But when I am weak and the carnal lure of the anonymous rectum starts to lead me astray, I ask what Jesus would do.

Would He pin a stanger down in a filthy truck stop toilet stall and violently sodomize the poor sobbing man? Would He ever have his ankles next to His ears, begging a bear power-top sissy to make Him a queen for the evening? Would He spend His days gulping down man-seed from every homo erection in town?

Of course, the answer is always a resounding "No!". When we make Jesus our role model, it is so easy to abstain from wicked sin.

In Christ

[Richard Bancroft]

Re: How i found Jesus

I love you all <3

You love us all less then 3 what?

Well are you going to answer my question?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: How i found Jesus

Ahoy there H H
Would you be telling us ye name? cannae be calling ye Homicidal Homosexual.

What be ye favourite type of Noodle?

[Basilissa]

Re: How i found Jesus

James 2:18,19- But someone will say, "You have faith; I have deeds." Show me your faith without deeds, and I will show you my faith by what I do. You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that-and shudder.

I will obey!

Mister Homicidal,

why are using some obscure version of the Holy Bible instead of the Only True Word of God, King James Version?

[Esther B.]

Re: How i found Jesus

Welcome!

[Brother Hezekiah]

Re: How i found Jesus

By a chance (or a helping hand from our father) a priest from the local church found me sleeping behind the dumpsters by the Quick E Mart

He clothed me and asked me to follow him to the church for a bite to eat, we started to talk and he told me about Christianity and Jesus.
After a few weeks of meeting him almost every day i felt like a new person! He claimed that curing homosexuality is a matter of faith—mind over body, sort of speak and that he would help me in anyway he could to get rid of my disease. I read the bible and started to love Christ, he was my everything now and after 2 months of therapy i felt like my homosexuality had left me, i was cured!

Catolick priests are nothing more than boy-loving, alcoholic sorcerers who worship false idols! To truly bask in the light of Christs salvation, you need to pick up a King James Bible right away and start reading. Better pick up two, just in case a Joo or a magic hat worshiping Mormon tries to steal one.


Mark 13:22
For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.

[WWJDnow]

Re: How i found Jesus

I will tell you people how i found Jesus and how he saved my life.

Welcome, HH! Glad to hear your testimony!

I discovered when i was around 15 my attraction to the same sex.

You mean you made a homosexual lifestyle choice when you were 15.

After a few months of messing up everything my parents couldnt take it anymore. I got thrown out from my home and got completely cut of from the family.

It sounds like you had very understanding parents. The Bible says that rebellious children should be stoned.

He claimed that curing homosexuality is a matter of faith—mind over body, sort of speak and that he would help me in anyway he could to get rid of my disease.

Yes, that works. Or you could just make the heterosexual lifestyle choice.

I read the bible and started to love Christ, he was my everything now and after 2 months of therapy i felt like my homosexuality had left me, i was cured!

Praise the Lord!

I love you all <3

And we love you too. No homo!