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  • Pinkasavior
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    • Jul 2013
    • 3

    #1

    Glad I Found A Place Like This

    I am so glad I found a forum like this one filled with so many people that believe so strongly as I do.

    My hopes are that, among people like all of you, I will be able to change the minds of many that are lost to the hands of Satan.

    My favorite quote from the Bible is definitely "John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #2
    Re: Glad I Found A Place Like This

    Originally posted by Pinkasavior View Post
    I am so glad I found a forum like this one filled with so many people that believe so strongly as I do.

    My hopes are that, among people like all of you, I will be able to change the minds of many that are lost to the hands of Satan.

    My favorite quote from the Bible is definitely "John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me."
    Hello, dear, and welcome to our friendly forum

    Please tell us more about yourself. How many sons do you have? How did you accept Jesus into your life?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Pinkasavior
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      • Jul 2013
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Glad I Found A Place Like This

      Lovely to see a reply already!

      I accepted Jesus into my life after I inadvertently associated with a group of flaming homosexual grown men who were fans of a show teaching women to have individuality and speak out against men that "disrespect" them. I, having been doubtful about God at the time, was curious about the show. As it turns out, they all worship a false god who is a magical flying horse who apparently created the sun and raises it daily.

      I would like to personally call attention to these people, known as "bronies," and possibly help guide them to salvation and show them that this magical horse is a spawn of Satan. I was appalled that such people could exist that believed in such a thing. I then knew what kind of power Satan had to tempt people so far away from the one true and holy God, and I was afraid.

      Also, I have two sons: Matthew, currently 3, and John, currently 8.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Glad I Found A Place Like This

        Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us your name, age, gender and location. What church do you attend? Who is your pastor?

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
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          #5
          Re: Glad I Found A Place Like This

          Originally posted by Pinkasavior View Post

          Also, I have two sons: Matthew, currently 3, and John, currently 8.
          Do they prefer Spaghetti or Noodles?
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          • Pinkasavior
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            • Jul 2013
            • 3

            #6
            Re: Glad I Found A Place Like This

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us your name, age, gender and location. What church do you attend? Who is your pastor?

            If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

            If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

            You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

            Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
            Indeed, I will respect all of you greatly. My name is Angela and I am 36 years old. I attend the North Royalton Christian Church in North Royalton, Ohio. My pastor is Reverend Behrens.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Glad I Found A Place Like This

              The Disciples of Christ are false Christians.



              Prominent members are an assortment of demons, anti-christs and liberals.
              • Jesse Moren Bader, evangelist
              • Steve Beshear, Governor of Kentucky, December 2007 - current
              • Edgar Cayce, psychic and healer
              • Fred Craddock, professor and preacher
              • Russell Errett, former Congressman ® from Pennsylvania's 22nd Congressional District.
              • J. William Fulbright, U.S. Senator from Arkansas
              • David Lloyd George, former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, who delivered open air sermons on temperance
              • Murry Hammond and Grey DeLisle, singers
              • Ben Hogan, professional golfer, tied for fourth all-time with nine career professional major championships.
              • W.H. "Boss" Hoover, founder of The Hoover Company, also a founding member and ordained minister of Community Christian Church in North Canton, Ohio
              • Lyndon Baines Johnson, 36th President of the United States, who taught Sunday School as a young man
              • James Warren "Jim" Jones, founder of the Peoples Temple of Jonestown, Guyana, best known for the 1978 death of over 900 members in a ritualized mass suicide.
              • Ken Lucas, former Congressman (D) candidate for Kentucky's 4th Congressional District.
              • Frances McDormand, Oscar-winning actress
              • James Clark McReynolds, United States Supreme Court Justice (1914–1941)
              • John Muir, Scottish founder of the environmental movement.
              • Betsy Price, Mayor of Fort Worth, Texas (2011–present), the 16th most populous city in the United States.
              • Ronald Reagan, 40th President of the United States (baptized into the Disciples as a youth, and graduated from the Disciples' Eureka College, but a member of Bel Air Presbyterian Church in his later years. He was married to Nancy at The Little Brown Church, Studio City, CA, a Disciples Church.
              • Gene Robinson, bishop
              • Colonel Sanders, founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken
              • Tim Warner, former Independent Fundamental Bible Church leader turned Christian Church leader, founder of Pristine Faith Restoration Society and a strong voice for historic premillennialism.
              • Tom Selleck, actor
              • John Ben Shepperd, Texas attorney general (1953–1957)
              • Ike Skelton, congressman from Missouri's 4th Congressional District
              • John Stamos, actor
              • John Tanner, congressman from Tennessee's 8th Congressional District
              • William Thomas, Jr., actor
              • Lew Wallace, author and Civil War general
              • Roger Williams (U.S. politician), Congressman representing Texas' 25th District in the U.S. House of Representatives. Former Secretary of State of Texas (2004-2007).
              • John Wooden, legendary UCLA basketball coach, raised in a Disciple Church in Martinsville, Indiana.
              • Bruce Zager, Justice of the Iowa Supreme Court.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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