[MichelleD]

Re: Greetings to all

Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
Thanks!

Failure to heed this warning will bring God's vengeance upon you!



I think you should read our syllabus for new posters as written by Pastor Billy-Reuben. It really explains all you need to know as far as our beliefs. It also outlines what is expected as far as your behavior on these forums.

Here are your rights as articulated by Dr. Enobarbus.

New members are requested to make an introduction for themselves.

We always encourage everyone to back up all claims with scripture from the Holy Bible.

Chances are the question you want to have answered has been asked before. I would be sure to use the search function before diving head first into people who are tired of hearing the same question over and over.

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Hello James,

Thank you for letting me know and I will look it over this weekend.

Michelle

[MichelleD]

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Hi, Michelle, and welcome!

Thanks, we did. It's always great to see our young people excited about America. I'm glad the liberals haven't brainwashed you into thinking that the US is evil.

That's nice. After all, family is important, provided they share your religion. Where is your father? Why hasn't he arranged a marriage for you, yet?

Hi WWJDnow,

Thank you for your welcome to me. I'm happy to hear that you and your family had an enjoyable 4th of July. I'm also happy to say that no liberals have not brainwashed me into thinking that the US is evil. Sadly my dad past away from brain cancer when I was 5. Again, thank you for your welcome.

Michelle

[Cranky Old Man]

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Thank you for letting me know and I will look it over this weekend.

Why delay? Jesus could kill you any moment and and slacking will end in the fires of Hell! (Romans 12:11, Proverbs 26:15, Proverbs 12:24)

[MichelleD]

Re: Greetings to all

If you don't mind I give my humble opinion, maybe she still doesn't find a good dress for that important ocassion. If she have time between her training about how to be a good wife, I have some good options

Hello Mrs. Elizabeth,

Thank you for showing me such beautiful dresses for a wedding and I will keep them in mind when the time comes. Right now I'm having a hard time trying to find in the Bible what scriptural corporal correction means. My aunt said this to me while I was laying on my bed and it was something to do with of what I was wearing then. Would you know where I can find in the Bible what scriptural corporal correction means? Again, thank you.

Michelle

[Mary Thompson]

Re: Greetings to all

Hello Mary,

My favorite King James Bible 1611 verse would be:

Revelation 1:8
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

What church do you attend? When did you start your walk with Christ? Why are you eighteen and still haven't got married and had children yet? What's your favorite pie to bake? Tell us more about yourself, your introduction told us nothing.
YIC
Mary Thompson

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings to all

I love Jesus... like... more than a friend

We were taking about real people being your friend, not imaginary ones.

[MichelleD]

Re: Greetings to all

That middle one [above] seems to be standing funny. And why is she holding a large reefer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jFXU9tZmUE

It seems to be an extended cigarette holder and not a large reefer.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings to all

Right now I'm having a hard time trying to find in the Bible what scriptural corporal correction means. My aunt said this to me while I was laying on my bed and it was something to do with of what I was wearing then. Would you know where I can find in the Bible what scriptural corporal correction means? Again, thank you.

Michelle

Hello Michelle, and welcome to our forums! Perhaps your aunt is referring to Christian domestic discipline. If you search our forums for "Christian domestic discipline" you'll find many helpful conversations. You can also find Biblical and logical support about it HERE.

[MitzaLizalor]

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It seems to be an extended cigarette holder and not a large reefer.

That's an unusual wedding dress accessory. Telescopic "cigarette" holder for the bride, hand enamelled in matching white. I wonder what other items may appear in such a catalogue?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Greetings to all

It seems to be an extended cigarette holder and not a large reefer.

Loaded the picture into my image enhancing system.

[MichelleD]

Re: Greetings to all

Welcome, Michelle

I do hope your Bible knowledge is better than your ability to read and comprehend directions in a discussion forum. Please tell us more about yourself, your church, your walk with Jesus, and how God first touched you sacredly.

In His Grace,

Pastor Ed

Hello Pastor Ed,

I'm still trying to learn from the Bible. I like to be with my mom and my aunt, and with some of my friends as well. I go to Calvary Baptist Church and I workout a bit to try to stay in shape. I felt that first touch from God when I was hit by a car not too long ago and when I went into the light he told me that I have a lot of good to accomplish in my life and that he knows what lies ahead on the road we all travel.

Thank you,

Michelle

[MichelleD]

Re: Greetings to all

Hello Michelle, and welcome to our forums! Perhaps your aunt is referring to Christian domestic discipline. If you search our forums for "Christian domestic discipline" you'll find many helpful conversations. You can also find Biblical and logical support about it HERE.

Hello Mary,

Thank you. Like I mentioned before my aunt said this to me while I was laying on my bed and it was something to do with what I was wearing then and I'm pretty sure she said I should experience scriptural corporal correction. To me it's normal from what I was wearing to bed and I don't see any big deal about it and some of my friends go to bed in the same way as I do.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Greetings to all

Hello Mary,

Thank you. Like I mentioned before my aunt said this to me while I was laying on my bed and it was something to do with what I was wearing then and I'm pretty sure she said I should experience scriptural corporal correction. To me it's normal from what I was wearing to bed and I don't see any big deal about it and some of my friends go to bed in the same way as I do.

Michelle, believe it or not, I'm not the least bit interested in what you were wearing or what your friends wear. Your question was about correction. Discipline. If your aunt is the only one left who has authority over you in matters of faith and morals, then you would do well to heed her instructions, if she follows the whole council of God, that is.