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  • greetings!

    hello,

    my name is michael, i am a very laid back individual that does not mind talking with people.

    church i go to? -- i do not go to a church, but i am close to god. (i don't think there is anything wrong with people that go to church either, wonderful people)

    favorite bible verse? -- genesis 9:16, 'And the bow shall be seen in the cloud; and when i look upon it, that i may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.'

    how did i find Jesus? -- well, it kind of had to do with the quote from above, but that is a story for later, and only if you ask to hear it, then i would love to share.

    i am posting here to let you know that i have posted videos on youtube that may seem to conflict with the bible story... there are reasons for it, good reasons.

    it is important that you know i am posting these in cartoon form, so they will be easy to understand, and also appealing to children.

    some people may be in an uproar with what they will see. it is okay if you get upset, i will not get upset back at you... i would like for you to ask me anything and i will tell you the truth.

    i will be posting more videos very soon with a lot more information in them, these are short, the span of a song.

    thank you for your time.

    videos:

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    Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 07-20-2013, 05:55 AM. Reason: This forum is reserved for praising Jesus
    Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18

  • #2
    Re: greetings!

    Originally posted by michael cabral View Post
    church i go to? -- i do not go to a church, but i am close to god. (i don't think there is anything wrong with people that go to church either, wonderful people)
    How do you think you can be close to God without going to church? He tells to go to church.

    Heb 10:25 Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.

    favorite bible verse? -- genesis 9:16, 'And the bow shall be seen in the cloud; and when i look upon it, that i may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is upon the earth.'

    how did i find Jesus? -- well, it kind of had to do with the quote from above, but that is a story for later, and only if you ask to hear it, then i would love to share.
    We did ask to hear it. Didn't you read your welcome email or the instructions at the top of this page?

    i am posting here to let you know that i have posted videos on youtube that may seem to conflict with the bible story... there are reasons for it, good reasons.
    What makes you think your fairytales about Moses are more valid than the Biblical account? You strike me as someone who worships a god of his own imagination. God is whatever you want Him to be, and everybody else should want God to be the way you want Him to be.
    sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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    • #3
      Re: greetings!

      Hello there, Mr. Cabal. I'm not sure why you think we need to know anything about your videos, but OK. Are you here to praise Jesus?
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      • #4
        Re: greetings!

        Welcome, Michael!

        If I may make a suggestion, you should find a good church to go to so you can truly be close to God.

        Matthew 18:20 For where two or three are gathered together in my Name, there am I in the midst of them.

        There will obviously be more than 2 people there, so God will be there with you.
        Last edited by Esther B.; 07-20-2013, 02:35 PM. Reason: Forgot to add something
        And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
        Deuteronomy 6.5

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        • #5
          Re: greetings!

          I watched these 18 seconds of one of these stupid videos, and found it to be nothing more than the rantings of a paranoid schizophrenic and an atheist. I would not be surprised if you are a swishing gaysexual to boot.

          You are clearly mentally ill. You need to stay on your meds and open your Bible. This is the only way you will ever correctly understand the history of Moses.
          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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          • #6
            Re: greetings!

            Welcome to God's favorite forum, Mr. Cabron!

            Originally posted by michael cabral View Post
            i am posting here to let you know that i have posted videos on youtube that may seem to conflict with the bible story... there are reasons for it, good reasons.
            You should read 2 Timothy 3:16 again, dear:

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

            Anything that even "seems" to conflict with God's Word is worthless, absolutely worthless.

            it is important that you know i am posting these in cartoon form, so they will be easy to understand, and also appealing to children.
            You aren't some kind of pervert, are you?
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #7
              Re: greetings!

              hello, and thank you for welcoming me.

              i will level with you as much as i can for right now.

              the truth is i have had my share of roles through history... not all of them have been the part of the ‘good guy’.

              i know that things are not what they seem in the world...

              i have been a secret society member in the past. i know that they control the church, just as i know the church controlled the story that was written and controls the people that follow it.

              that is where i want to help you. i am the person that would be refered to as ‘the lord’, by those that follow the spiritual energy of jesus. i have been a lord before, just as people in other societies have been the titling that was refered to them by their people.

              the history i am portraying in these videos, is more accurate than you would want to believe.... the populations that have been converted over the centuries have been ‘taught’ not to question the book... that is nothing new... it was the same for when judaism started... ‘do not question, add to, or take away from’.

              i was someone that played a part in the story of moses, that is why i know that the israelites were brainwashed... they had no idea when they left egypt what they were going to be put through. they had no idea who the god was that they followed, they had no idea they would be put to execute one another, they had no idea they were going to be turned into soldiers to attack city after city, they had no idea that only their kids would live to see the promised lands because they were punished for not wanting to attack fortified cities... there was a lot of things they had no idea about, but they went through it...

              i know a lot more to the story, and it will come out in time, what YOU should want to do is go to your church, and have them contact the vatican and let them know what i am claiming. they will send their own investigators to look into me, but they already know a lot of what i claim is the truth.

              there are other people that are aware of this information and are waiting for the public to create the opening for them to let it out.

              they will not release anything unless the people demand to know. if you do not, you continue living in a world where your future generations continue down the path of greed and corruption that started thousands of years ago.

              i am not someone who likes to watch anyone suffer, that is why i am giving you the chance now to find out if what i say is true.


              pim- thank you for writing me,
              did jesus go to the churches to teach the people he led away from judaism? churches were created from his teachings to control more people.... the teachings are beneficial because they help the people get back in touch with their spiritual side, but the problem is the organizations that created the ‘religion’ are the same organizations that only want to benefit from the power of wealth it can attain from the masses to spread its influence elsewhere.

              (there is a lot more to the story, but it will come with questioning.)

              your second statement is lengthy for me to get into, but long story short... i was about to make my appearance known last year, that i was back to help the people through this period and into our beautiful new era, when i ran into complications. you will hear about the complications in time, though you may not understand why it is that i did what i did, but just understand that there is a reason for everything, and it is not always what people would think it was for.

              as for your third statement i believe i have answered that above:
              “i have been a secret society member in the past. i know that they control the church, just as i know the church controlled the story that was written and controls the people that follow it. “

              faith- hello, that is a good question to ask. the truth is that the version we are taught is only portrayed from the stand point of being in control of the church. the bible was written as a way to tell history from the point of view of the winners. now.... just because someone wins a battle does that automatically mean that they are right? the secret society that controlled the church used its wealth it accumulated to buy its way into the pockets of other kingdoms and corrupt them from within. they used propaganda techniques to incite wars and all sorts of trends that we ended up continuing to this day.

              esther- thank you, for the welcome! i am about as close to god as you can get at this point in time. he has given me the green light to go ahead and begin telling everybody everything i have learned. i am here to help everyone... christians, catholics, jehovahs, muslims, pagans, hindi, buhdhist, atheist... it does not matter your belief or disbelief. i am here to help the people in the world find balance because they lost it a long time ago, and that is why so many people feel lost in the world today... many go by day to day, struggling to survive, or simply existing and waiting to see what happens next.

              alex- ha, thank you for the laugh, i can use those from time to time. i have a lot on my mind right now with getting ready for the spiritual awakening that is coming to the people, so humor always helps clear the mind a bit.

              lol... even if i was a “swishing gaysexual to boot” there would be nothing wrong with me, just as there is nothing wrong with you if you chose to be interested in men. i am really sorry that society was ‘taught’ to persecute gay people. i know what the ‘bible’ states... just think of it this way... everyone is entitled to choose for themself what is their happiness, just because one person does or does not, does not mean everyone has to follow the same suit. there is a lot to how that got started and it truly is sad. eventually you will learn more about our heritages and why it is that some of us are comfortable with exploring, and why others are comfortable where they are.

              basilissa- lol! thank you, i learned that word a while ago hahaha...i believe i answered your statement about the book with ‘pim’ up there, but if you have any further questions.. please feel free to ask away.

              i mentioned that i am making it appealing to kids because i understand that our future generations need to understand what happened that led to the events of today. if they want to prevent the future from getting worse, then they need to learn from the past. this was a major turning point in the history of our world because it became a line of demarcation where memory of our past became extinct from the lives of so many societies.
              Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Matthew 5:18

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              • #8
                Re: greetings!

                Originally posted by michael cabral View Post
                ...i have been a secret society member in the past...
                Stopped reading after the revelation of you not being able to leave the fantasies the rest of the world manages to get past at about the age of seven.

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                • #9
                  Re: greetings!

                  Hey Nancy; Why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Unsaved NOT Welcome.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                  • #10
                    Re: greetings!

                    Originally posted by michael cabral View Post
                    Nonsense removed...
                    i am not someone who likes to watch anyone suffer, that is why i am giving you the chance now to find out if what i say is true.


                    pim- thank you for writing me,
                    did jesus go to the churches to teach the people he led away from judaism? churches were created from his teachings to control more people.... the teachings are beneficial because they help the people get back in touch with their spiritual side, but the problem is the organizations that created the ‘religion’ are the same organizations that only want to benefit from the power of wealth it can attain from the masses to spread its influence elsewhere.
                    Nonsense removed...
                    I'm tired from reading your lunatic ramblings, but alas, you are wrong. Jesus did indeed create and speak of His Church (see Matthew 11:11; 16:18; 18:15-17; Ephesians 5:27).

                    You may click that red "x" at the top of your screen any time now.

                    Thank you.

                    Pastor Ed

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                    • #11
                      Re: greetings!

                      Originally posted by michael cabral View Post
                      the truth is i have had my share of roles through history... not all of them have been the part of the ‘good guy’.
                      What evidence do you have that you have been reincarnated? How do you know what roles you played in past lives? You claim to have been involved in the story of Moses. Why should we believe you? The only proof you seem to be offering is a different story about Moses -- which is not proof.

                      i have been a secret society member in the past. i know that they control the church, just as i know the church controlled the story that was written and controls the people that follow it.
                      What is the name of the secret society that controls the church?

                      that is where i want to help you. i am the person that would be refered to as ‘the lord’, by those that follow the spiritual energy of jesus. i have been a lord before, just as people in other societies have been the titling that was refered to them by their people.
                      Prove your "lordship."

                      i know a lot more to the story, and it will come out in time, what YOU should want to do is go to your church, and have them contact the vatican and let them know what i am claiming. they will send their own investigators to look into me, but they already know a lot of what i claim is the truth.
                      Landover is not under the authority of the vatican.

                      did jesus go to the churches to teach the people he led away from judaism? churches were created from his teachings to control more people.... the teachings are beneficial because they help the people get back in touch with their spiritual side, but the problem is the organizations that created the ‘religion’ are the same organizations that only want to benefit from the power of wealth it can attain from the masses to spread its influence elsewhere.
                      As Pastor Lowman said, Jesus Himself spoke of His church. During His earthly ministry, He taught in synagogues and in the Temple (Mat 4:23; Lk 4:15-16; Jn 18:20). He told His disciples to obey the Pharisees (Mat 23:3).

                      as for your third statement i believe i have answered that above:
                      “i have been a secret society member in the past. i know that they control the church, just as i know the church controlled the story that was written and controls the people that follow it. “
                      So we should believe your version of the story of Moses because you were once part of a secret society that controlled the church. That makes sense.
                      sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                      Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                      • #12
                        Re: greetings!

                        If his secret society controls "the church" and he's been given clearance to reveal this "fact" why is he not pope?


                        JOB 42
                        7
                        And it was so, that after the LORD had spoken these words unto Job, the LORD said to Eliphaz the Temanite, My wrath is kindled against thee, and against thy two friends: for ye have not spoken of me the thing that is right, as my servant Job hath.
                        KJV

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                        • #13
                          Re: greetings!

                          I repeat you are a mental case.

                          I do not appreciate that someone I don't know is here to "help" me in some way. I do not need your help. I do not need you thinking about me at all. You are truly a sick individual and I will pray for you.

                          Further, I believe in the Bible as the inerrant word of God. I reject your totally unsubstantiated fantasies about "lords" and "spirits" and so-called historical events. I rely on facts, and facts alone, as set forth in the Bible.

                          You suffer from some delusions, my sad friend, and I suggest you get back to reality.

                          Now then...back to business....what's your favorite way to praise Jesus?
                          "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                          • #14
                            Re: greetings!

                            [QUOTE=Pim Pendergast;1016179]How do you think you can be close to God without going to church? He tells to go to church.

                            I cannot go to church due to currently being possessed by Satan.

                            Is there any way I can obey God in this matter?
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                            • #15
                              Re: greetings!

                              Originally posted by michael cabral View Post
                              i am here to help everyone... christians, catholics, jehovahs, muslims, pagans, hindi, buhdhist, atheist...
                              I think the punishment for saying Jeh@va is stoning actually, so watch it!
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