[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

The whole "saw" part was a bit of a joke.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello, Friends!

The whole "saw" part was a bit of a joke.

You ARE a funny one, aren't you? You said you did not appreciate being called a clown, but you sure do act like one. My kids do not like it when I point out to them that they are acting silly and if they want to be taken seriously they need to change their behavior. But they are 7 and 10. You claim to be an adult... Clown pretty much describes you.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Someone saying something exists isn't evidence. Someone saying someone said something is not evidence either.

If you need so much evidence, why not just go to church and stop spreading your lies?

remember he died for you only a Satan worshiping scientist could argue that and you don't sound smart enough for that

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello, Friends!

If you need so much evidence, why not just go to church and stop spreading your lies?

What happens when the Church teaches that The Rapture has not yet happened?

[perhaps there are 1 or 2 teaching that It occurred around 50A.D. but I doubt he'd find one of those]

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

If you need so much evidence, why not just go to church and stop spreading your lies?

remember he died for you only a Satan worshiping scientist could argue that and you don't sound smart enough for that

Atheists don't worship Satan. We don't believe in Satan. You might want to buy a dictionary, mate. And, clowns don't make jokes, they throw pies around and squeeze their noses, they don't have a bit of creativity in their brain. A lot like you guys in fact, you live your life based on a book written thousands of years ago and accept every ounce of it as fact.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Atheists don't worship Satan. We don't believe in Satan. You might want to buy a dictionary, mate. And, clowns don't make jokes, they throw pies around and squeeze their noses, they don't have a bit of creativity in their brain. A lot like you guys in fact, you live your life based on a book written thousands of years ago and accept every ounce of it as fact.

Yet, you joined our forum.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Yet, you joined our forum.

I came here hoping you guys were joking. I don't even understand how a mentally sound person can believe in a God in the first place. But mainly I came here to screw with you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I came here hoping you guys were joking. I don't even understand how a mentally sound person can believe in a God in the first place. But mainly I came here to screw with you.

I pray that someday soon you will gain some True Christian(tm) discernment, and think back on this post.



YiC,

Zech

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, Friends!

...But mainly I came here to screw with you.

Well, aren't you a prize.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I came here hoping you guys were joking. I don't even understand how a mentally sound person can believe in a God in the first place. But mainly I came here to screw with you.

So, after all, you are not just funny, you are plain evil! You purposefully showed up on this forum just to give people a hard time. That is mean and uncalled for. People here take their faith very seriously and it is simply not your place to come along and "screw" with folks who have done you no harm. Disgusting, despicable! How low can you go?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hello, Friends!

even understand how a mentally sound person can believe in a God

Jesus is quite lucid. To dis Him is to be His adversary and to oppose Him is to worship the devil, ancient serpent, whore and rentboy, Chinaman, thief.

Jesus came to set you free. All you seek is more chains. You have understood the choice. Please don't choose HELL TODAY

They are out there, they do want your soul. Come to Jesus.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Jesus is quite lucid. To dis Him is to be His adversary and to oppose Him is to worship the devil, ancient serpent, whore and rentboy, Chinaman, thief.

Jesus came to set you free. All you seek is more chains. You have understood the choice. Please don't choose HELL TODAY

They are out there, they do want your soul. Come to Jesus.

Jesus is dead, the devil doesn't exist, hell doesn't exist.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Jesus is dead, the devil doesn't exist, hell doesn't exist.

Hello JohnGerkoff.

Jesus is alive He was dead for a short time but then He was alive again it is in the New Testament that is the part about Jesus. Here is a verse 2 Timothy 2:8 that mentions it:

Remember that Jesus Christ of the seed of David was raised from the dead according to my gospel.

That was in a letter to Timothy that was written by Paul who used to be called Saul and he was mean to Christians but then he became a Christian and he was not mean any more. The amazing part about this account is Paul never met Jesus when Jesus was alive but he saw Jesus in the form of a bright light and Jesus told him to stop being mean to Christians and then Paul could not see for 3 days.

I had the same thing happen when I went skiing in Colorado and forgot my goggles not the seeing Jesus part but the part about not being able to see for 3 days because I was snowblind.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. I am not saying that it snows in Damascus I have never been there.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Hello JohnGerkoff.

Jesus is alive He was dead for a short time but then He was alive again it is in the New Testament that is the part about Jesus. Here is a verse 2 Timothy 2:8 that mentions it:

Remember that Jesus Christ of the seed of David was raised from the dead according to my gospel.

That was in a letter to Timothy that was written by Paul who used to be called Saul and he was mean to Christians but then he became a Christian and he was not mean any more. The amazing part about this account is Paul never met Jesus when Jesus was alive but he saw Jesus in the form of a bright light and Jesus told him to stop being mean to Christians and then Paul could not see for 3 days.

I had the same thing happen when I went skiing in Colorado and forgot my goggles not the seeing Jesus part but the part about not being able to see for 3 days because I was snowblind.

Thank you.

Rusty

P.S. I am not saying that it snows in Damascus I have never been there.

Nah, he's still dead.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Nah, he's still dead.

And what makes you think that you have any special insight on this issue? Why do you onsider yourself a credible authority on this? Are you a theologian? A s scholar? Or, perhaps, a time-traveller?