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  • #31
    Re: Hello, Friends!

    Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
    It has rained before-A recorded cloning of a human has not. You really need to work on your metaphors mate, you make yourself look like a clown.
    Sweetheart, every "discovery" that people have made and will ever make has already been foreseen by God, as He knows everything. Hence, from God's point of view, my metaphor is fine.

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    • #32
      Re: Hello, Friends!

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Sweetheart, every "discovery" that people have made and will ever make has already been foreseen by God, as He knows everything. Hence, from God's point of view, my metaphor is fine.

      Jesus wins again
      Not from your own view point, unless you are suggesting you're God. (Even though there isn't a god.)
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #33
        Re: Hello, Friends!

        Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
        Not from your own view point, unless you are suggesting you're God. (Even though there isn't a god.)
        Dear Godmocking Whore;

        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

        YIC,

        --Pastor Ezekiel
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #34
          Re: Hello, Friends!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Dear Godmocking Whore;

          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

          YIC,

          --Pastor Ezekiel
          Funny thing is, hell doesn't exist either.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #35
            Re: Hello, Friends!

            Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
            Funny thing is, hell doesn't exist either.
            Oh hell exists alright. And it's chock full of scum-sucking atheists like you walking around hell with shocked expressions on their face.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #36
              Re: Hello, Friends!

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Oh hell exists alright. And it's chock full of scum-sucking atheists like you walking around hell with shocked expressions on their face.
              Nah, man. Neither hell or heaven exists. You seem to forget that when you die, your brain stops working; therefor you can no longer process information.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • #37
                Re: Hello, Friends!

                Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                ...there isn't a god...
                Proof?

                Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                ...hell doesn't exist...
                Proof?

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                • #38
                  Re: Hello, Friends!

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  Proof?



                  Proof?
                  Rationality. There is no proof any of that does exist and so the knowledgeable thing to do is to find evidence, and not believe it until that evidence arises. I don't believe in the boogieman because I've never seen him and there is no factual evidence of him. Just stories in books, a lot like the bible. Blimey, you people are thick aren't you?
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Hello, Friends!

                    Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                    Neither hell or heaven exists.
                    Half right.
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                    • #40
                      Re: Hello, Friends!

                      Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                      Rationality...
                      So, none.

                      ...There is no proof any of that does exist...
                      And no proof it doesn't. Just because you keep repeating the same thing does not make it true.

                      ...and so the knowledgeable thing to do is to find evidence...
                      knowl·edge·a·ble [nol-i-juh-buhl] Show IPA
                      adjective
                      possessing or exhibiting knowledge, insight, or understanding; intelligent; well-informed; discerning; perceptive.
                      from http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/knowledgeable
                      But until evidence is acquired, one is NOT knowledgeable. Cart, horse...

                      When are you going to learn that making claims without any evidence to back them up just makes you look stupid?

                      ...Blimey, you people are thick aren't you?
                      Says the guy who hasn't realized he's talking to an atheist.

                      Most people pick up on the "Arrogant Atheist Dick" label beside my name, or the "hellbound heathen", "evilution"[sic], "atheist", etc., awards the True Christians™ have been nice enough to give me. You, not so much, huh?

                      So how well has insulting people (while knowing nothing about them) worked in converting them to your point of view so far?

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                      • #41
                        Re: Hello, Friends!

                        Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                        I don't believe in the boogieman because I've never seen him and there is no factual evidence of him.

                        Don't worry Satan still believes in you and fully supports your liberal Jew philosophy
                        Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                        Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                        • #42
                          Re: Hello, Friends!

                          Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
                          Don't worry Satan still believes in you and fully supports your liberal Jew philosophy
                          Atheist most likely points to the fact that I'm not Jewish or believe in Satan for that matter.
                          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • #43
                            Re: Hello, Friends!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            So, none.



                            And no proof it doesn't. Just because you keep repeating the same thing does not make it true.





                            But until evidence is acquired, one is NOT knowledgeable. Cart, horse...

                            When are you going to learn that making claims without any evidence to back them up just makes you look stupid?



                            Says the guy who hasn't realized he's talking to an atheist.

                            Most people pick up on the "Arrogant Atheist Dick" label beside my name, or the "hellbound heathen", "evilution"[sic], "atheist", etc., awards the True Christians™ have been nice enough to give me. You, not so much, huh?

                            So how well has insulting people (while knowing nothing about them) worked in converting them to your point of view so far?
                            1.) Repeat means to tell again, and I never quoted something I said in order to provide a feeling of emphasis or for any other reason.
                            2.) You might want to read that definition again, bud. It doesn't say that you must have evidence it says that you must be intelligent and well informed.
                            3.) I noticed you were an atheist a while back, and made no claim saying that you were not.

                            Also, I should mention that no evidence was provided for anyones claim, whether it was idiotic or not.
                            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Hello, Friends!

                              Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                              1.) Repeat means to tell again, and I never quoted something I said in order to provide a feeling of emphasis or for any other reason...
                              Um...

                              Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                              ...hell doesn't exist...
                              Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                              ...Neither hell or heaven exists...
                              Yeah.

                              ...2.) You might want to read that definition again, bud. It doesn't say that you must have evidence it says that you must be intelligent and well informed...
                              No, it says, "possessing or exhibiting knowledge, insight, or understanding; intelligent; well-informed; discerning; perceptive."

                              If you feel justified ignoring the bolded bits, then I'm justified in ignoring the rest, and also justified in ignoring any definition of any word, and using them as I see fit, and if that causes problems when communicating with others, well, that's just proof of their stupidity.

                              Sucks when people throw your own shit back at you, doesn't it?

                              Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                              ...so the knowledgeable thing to do is to find evidence...
                              If you're already "well informed", why would you then go look for evidence? Cart and horse.

                              ...3.) I noticed you were an atheist a while back, and made no claim saying that you were not...
                              Aside from lumping me in with "you people", when I'm quite obviously not one of them:

                              Originally posted by JohnGerkoff View Post
                              ...Blimey, you people are thick aren't you?
                              ...Also, I should mention that no evidence was provided for anyones claim...
                              Their evidence:

                              Your evidence (despite being repeatedly asked to provide it): 0.

                              So who's winning?

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                              • #45
                                Re: Hello, Friends!

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Um...





                                Yeah.



                                No, it says, "possessing or exhibiting knowledge, insight, or understanding; intelligent; well-informed; discerning; perceptive."

                                If you feel justified ignoring the bolded bits, then I'm justified in ignoring the rest, and also justified in ignoring any definition of any word, and using them as I see fit, and if that causes problems when communicating with others, well, that's just proof of their stupidity.

                                Sucks when people throw your own shit back at you, doesn't it?



                                If you're already "well informed", why would you then go look for evidence? Cart and horse.



                                Aside from lumping me in with "you people", when I'm quite obviously not one of them:





                                Their evidence:

                                Your evidence (despite being repeatedly asked to provide it): 0.

                                So who's winning?
                                1.)knowl·edge·a·ble
                                /ˈnälijəbəl/
                                Adjective
                                Intelligent and well informed.
                                Synonyms
                                well-informed - knowing

                                2.) There is no 100% percent God exists or doesn't exists, and I admit that, my argument that if there is not evidence that something exists, the rational thing to do is disbelieve it.

                                3.) Once again, I never specifically targeted you, you fashioned yourself into that lump of folks in your own mind.

                                4.) There evidence isn't evidence, it's pointing at a book made thousands of years ago. I could just as easily say read: "The God Delusion" but that's not evidence that he doesn't exist either.
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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