[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

That was a terrible introduction. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many sons has your wife provided you with? What church do you attend? Tell us about your walk with Jesus.

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1.) I'm 42. I was born April 18, 1971.
2.) Wives do not provide children. It's a team effort.
3.) I do not attend church for I am an atheist learning about the Christian Culture.
4.) I don't walk with people who died 1,980 years ago, because they are too deceased to walk properly.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello, Friends!

1.) I'm 42. I was born April 18, 1971.
2.) Wives do not provide children. It's a team effort.

Yeah, right, because husbands carry the fetuses for 4.5 months and share 1/2 of the labor

3.) I do not attend church for I am an atheist learning about the Christian Culture.

You're at the best possible place. I've researched a lot of churches and the Landover Baptist is the only one that actually cares about the entire Holy Bible.

4.) I don't walk with people who died 1,980 years ago, because they are too deceased to walk properly.

When Jesus died, it is up to discussion (He was way over 30 when He died). The important thing is, that He died only temporarily. I'll pray that you'll accept Jesus

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

A baby can't be made without sperm, hence the team effort. (Unless you count Jesus, but I'm not here to debate about religion.)

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, Friends!

A baby can't be made without sperm...

Um, cloning.

Are you done showing how ignorant you are, yet?

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Um, cloning.

Are you done showing how ignorant you are, yet?

Cloning humans is unethical and illegal so I didn't count that.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Cloning humans is unethical and illegal so I didn't count that.

But not impossible.

You are sounding like Zekie Boy, discounting things you do not like, do that as much as you like it will not change the facts

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, Friends!

A baby can't be made without sperm...

Um, cloning.

Are you done showing how ignorant you are, yet?

Cloning humans is unethical and illegal so I didn't count that.

I'll take that as a "No".

Ethics? They're also called "opinions", and "opinions are like ***holes, everyone's got one, and most stink".

Illegal? Depends on jurisdiction, so not universal.

Your claim that "a baby can't be made without sperm"? Stupid.

I wish I found ignorance to be funny; every day here would be just grand.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I'll take that as a "No".

Ethics? They're also called "opinions", and "opinions are like ***holes, everyone's got one, and most stink".

Illegal? Depends on jurisdiction, so not universal.

Your claim that "a baby can't be made without sperm"? Stupid.

I wish I found ignorance to be funny; every day here would be just grand.

Man, I just woke up like two hours ago and haven't finished my coffee up.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Man, I just woke up like two hours ago and haven't finished my coffee up.

And that's a valid defence in every courtroom in the realm.

Not.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

And that's a valid defence in every courtroom in the realm.

Not.

I wasn't aware I was in a courtroom.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I wasn't aware I was in a courtroom.

Friend, you are always in God's courtroom.

2 Corinthians 5:10
For we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I wasn't aware I was in a courtroom.

Why do you insist upon making yourself look and sound like a clown? Is this something of a defense mechanism of yours? Tough childhood? Bully classmates? You need Jesus, friend, He will help you get it together, and then you won't need to pretend anymore. Matthew 5:1-48 is a great passage. Read and ponder...

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Why do you insist upon making yourself look and sound like a clown? Is this something of a defense mechanism of yours? Tough childhood? Bully classmates? You need Jesus, friend, He will help you get it together, and then you won't need to pretend anymore. Matthew 5:1-48 is a great passage. Read and ponder...

I was having fun when my photo was taken. I don't know what you mean by sound like a clown other than when I said that there was no way to have a baby without a father. (Which, in that case, I was excluding cloning and Parthenogenesis)

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I was having fun when my photo was taken. I don't know what you mean by sound like a clown other than when I said that there was no way to have a baby without a father. (Which, in that case, I was excluding cloning and Parthenogenesis)

It's like saying that rain never exists.

(Excluding when there are nimbus clouds present).

You need a new award, sweetie.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

It's like saying that rain never exists.

(Excluding when there are nimbus clouds present).

You need a new award, sweetie.

It has rained before-A recorded cloning of a human has not. You really need to work on your metaphors mate, you make yourself look like a clown.