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  • #46
    Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

    Originally posted by PureSoul View Post
    This church the so called "Landover Baptist Church" is a joke. Dec joins and says hello to everyone, but instantly is insulted and abused by all you thick redneck hill billys with the IQ of a rotting runner bean.
    And you think that you have the right to come here and insult us because....?

    One day while on acid you will all realize
    We don't abuse substances

    that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
    Well, you definitely have been drinking or smoking something funky, weren't you, sweetheart?

    After all, the world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly coloured and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question: "Is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we kill those people.
    Who are "we?" Are you involved in some kind of serial murder ring or something?

    I'm sorry if any of you are catholic.
    Now I feel deeply insulted. How dare you compare us to these filthy pagans?

    I'm not sorry if you're offended, I'm actually just sorry by the fact that you're catholic.
    Next time, try to sober up before going on the internet. You'll give much better impression of yourself, sweetie.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • #47
      Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      That is a splendid idea! There are many skin bleaches on the market, and although most of them will probably give you skin diseases, including skin cancer, it's a small price to pay to be white!

      However, I was asking about the beard, not the skin. I'll reiterate: did you take Nazirite vow?

      I am no Nazirite, my chin gets cold
      Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
      Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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      • #48
        Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

        Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
        I am no Nazirite, my chin gets cold
        On my occasional visits to Texas, I've never noticed it being particulary cold?

        For some reason I am reminded of the goth, how it "really" loves Jesus or something but nevertheless parades around in black organza with upsidedown black enamelled crucifixes and pentagram tatoos, plastered with white foundation and black rouge. She clicks a link: blaring cacophany, screeches, words like SATAN, BEELZEBUB & Come come come to the Sabbat, feature strongly; today it's Cannibal Corpse and she's thinking of getting tatoos of their less tasteful artwork on her head. This is "all about self expression" she says, blank and expressionlessly.

        But if she really had found Jesus she'd not walk around looking like a goth.

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        • #49
          Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

          Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
          On my occasional visits to Texas, I've never noticed it being particulary cold?

          For some reason I am reminded of the goth, how it "really" loves Jesus or something but nevertheless parades around in black organza with upsidedown black enamelled crucifixes and pentagram tatoos, plastered with white foundation and black rouge. She clicks a link: blaring cacophany, screeches, words like SATAN, BEELZEBUB & Come come come to the Sabbat, feature strongly; today it's Cannibal Corpse and she's thinking of getting tatoos of their less tasteful artwork on her head. This is "all about self expression" she says, blank and expressionlessly.

          But if she really had found Jesus she'd not walk around looking like a goth.
          Being from the shit stain middle east it is difficult for me to fully adjust to life as cultured Godly True Christians in this Truly Blessed Country live it, with a/c and ice makers. That is why i'm here, to live as those whom God loves the most. I am trying to follow your example so that I too may be a True Christian, and be Saved

          Christ is Wonderful to those whom He Loves
          Abdiel
          Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
          Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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          • #50
            Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
            On my occasional visits to Texas, I've never noticed it being particulary cold?

            For some reason I am reminded of the goth, how it "really" loves Jesus or something but nevertheless parades around in black organza with upsidedown black enamelled crucifixes and pentagram tatoos, plastered with white foundation and black rouge. She clicks a link: blaring cacophany, screeches, words like SATAN, BEELZEBUB & Come come come to the Sabbat, feature strongly; today it's Cannibal Corpse and she's thinking of getting tatoos of their less tasteful artwork on her head. This is "all about self expression" she says, blank and expressionlessly.

            But if she really had found Jesus she'd not walk around looking like a goth.

            I am unable to respond to your message, i have some infractions for misguided posts which maybe preventing me from responding with public messages, either that or i simply don't know how to use the function. I do not wish to be rude

            That girl is probably making those videos as a smoke screen for her God Mockery
            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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            • #51
              Re: Glory be, I am Abdeil

              I decided to shave and try some of that bleach

              Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
              Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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