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  • #31
    Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

    i have read a few threads in this forum, and there seems to be a theme, to take the entire bible as a whole.

    Luke 6:38 - Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.

    at what point does this become invalid?

    if your faith isn't under attack, why do you need to defend it?
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • #32
      Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

      Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
      if your faith isn't under attack, why do you need to defend it?
      Faith in Christ needs no defense, dear. Nor does Christ Himself. His followers, on the other hand, are constantly persecuted for their faith. This has been especially true since the so-called president Obama has taken over the government.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #33
        Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Faith in Christ needs no defense, dear. Nor does Christ Himself. His followers, on the other hand, are constantly persecuted for their faith. This has been especially true since the so-called president Obama has taken over the government.
        but shouldn't the punishment of shame manifest itself without your intervention? your suffering should be defense enough


        1 Peter 3:16-17
        16 Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.
        17 For it is better, if the will of God be so, that ye suffer for well doing, than for evil doing.
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • #34
          Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

          Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
          but shouldn't the punishment of shame manifest itself without your intervention? your suffering should be defense enough
          That doesn't make any sense, son. I'm not ashamed of my faith.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #35
            Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

            no, not like that, i meant, wouldn't the shame of persecuting christians (the persecutors shame) be his punishment?
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • #36
              Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

              Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
              no, not like that, i meant, wouldn't the shame of persecuting christians (the persecutors shame) be his punishment?
              Are you really suggesting the government would actually feel shame for persecuting True Christians™? And that's sufficient punishment?

              That's nonsense.

              The LORD will judge them with a righteous judgement, and those who participate will burn in Hell for all eternity.

              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #37
                Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

                Originally posted by Wowabuddhist View Post
                I just thought I'd introduce myself to you all!
                I am British.
                I am bisexual.
                I am part Buddhist.
                Neither me nor my parents believe in God or any other higher being.
                I would never try to hurt anyone.
                I enjoy games such as "The Binding of Isaac" by Team Meat.
                I don't believe Satan is real.
                I masturbate on a regular basis, because it's really fun, free and there are no reprocussions - I'm not going to burn in hell, that's just a silly fairy tale you all made up cause you think it's icky
                I also play Pokémon cause that's fun too.
                I swear a lot.
                I am a non-violent, peaceful, gentle, happy, fun guy to be around.

                If anyone thinks I'm going to "burn in hell" or "feel God's wrath", then I will simply laugh and look to someone who is willing to have an actual conversation with me. I think the Bible is fascinating and would love to have an actual debate rather than have vile insults hurled towards me just because of where I live or who I'm attracted to.
                Well, who's first to say hi?
                First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                Please tell us about yourself, your ex-church, and how you came to hate Jesus.

                And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #38
                  Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

                  Originally posted by Wowabuddhist View Post
                  Ummmm nah.
                  I believe whatever I believe. I don't conform to religions because their set of beliefs are too specific and don't match my own.
                  Have you ever heard of confirmation bias?

                  Confirmation bias (also called confirmatory bias or myside bias) is a tendency of people to favor information that confirms their beliefs or hypotheses.
                  You need to put aside your bias and seek the truth.
                  sigpicMt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

                  Find out what the Bible says about: Fortnite: Battle Royale, asexuality, shaving, psychiatry, chronic fatigue syndrome, babies

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                  • #39
                    Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

                    Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
                    wow, i thought christians were supposed to be nice, you know do unto others, why are you picking on that poor buddist guy, he came here to understand you better and you are all being a bunch of jerks
                    This is exactly the kind of post this site needs! Jesus was a figure of universal love and the Designer made us all in our own special way.

                    It's so nice to read something on this site that makes me proud to be a Christian and not feel as if it's a dirty thing to beleive in God in my own way where men and women, straight or gay of any colour or creed is equally respected.

                    Thank you.

                    ThinksDesign.
                    I whore for Satan

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                    • #40
                      Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

                      Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                      This is exactly the kind of post this site needs! Jesus was a figure of universal love and the Designer made us all in our own special way.

                      It's so nice to read something on this site that makes me proud to be a Christian and not feel as if it's a dirty thing to beleive in God in my own way where men and women, straight or gay of any colour or creed is equally respected.

                      Thank you.

                      ThinksDesign.
                      As I understand it, you are supposed to worship God as He is, not as you would like him to be.

                      1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

                      When you pray to false constructs you are making a mockery of God, this is to be avoided.


                      Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

                      I cannot caution you enough, do give up you sinful lesbean lifestyle choices and come to God, the Real One.

                      God Bless
                      DAM
                      Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                      Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                      • #41
                        Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

                        Originally posted by Donovan A. Mordecai View Post
                        As I understand it, you are supposed to worship God as He is, not as you would like him to be.

                        1st Timothy 2:14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.

                        When you pray to false constructs you are making a mockery of God, this is to be avoided.


                        Luke 4:8 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

                        I cannot caution you enough, do give up you sinful lesbean lifestyle choices and come to God, the Real One.

                        God Bless
                        DAM
                        What proof have you that the Bible is the be all and end all of what Jesus was about?

                        If the Designer made everything He made His son to play a very specific role. He spreads peace. What do YOU think His role is?

                        ThinksDesign
                        I whore for Satan

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                        • #42
                          Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

                          Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
                          What proof have you that the Bible is the be all and end all of what Jesus was about?


                          Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
                          Psalm 12:7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

                          Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

                          Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations

                          Psalm 119:152 Concerning thy testimonies, I have known of old that thou hast founded them for ever.

                          Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

                          Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

                          Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

                          Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.


                          1st Peter 1:25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you


                          Romans 4:21 And being fully persuaded that, what he had promised, he was able also to perform.


                          2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

                          2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.


                          John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.



                          It's all there in the Scripture

                          Matthew 24:36-37 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.





                          Essentially, The Bible tells us that Jesus came, went, came back, left yet again and will return a third time with a mouth sword.

                          If there is something not known about Jesus, it is because God does not want us to know, and there is your proof.


                          If the Designer made everything He made His son to play a very specific role. He spreads peace.
                          That is not entirely accurate

                          Matthew 23 Jesus is righteously pissed, and not too peaceful

                          John 2:15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;

                          Does that sound like the hippy you're looking for?


                          What do YOU think His role is?
                          I think His role is to lead us to Salvation©. Anyone who chooses damnation, does so by not following Jesus.

                          I think the reason you are confused is because your silly concept of self respect. This is an error for you Miss

                          1 Timothy 2:11-12
                          Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
                          But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.


                          I hope that in light of this proof you can find humility and come to Jesus


                          God Bless
                          DAM
                          Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                          Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                          • #43
                            Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

                            Originally posted by Wowabuddhist View Post
                            Oh, everyone hates the BNP. There's no way in hell they're coming into power. I think I'm pretty safe
                            The reason "everyone" hates the BNP is because all the white people are dying out and starving to death, due to the presence of interracial marriage and non-white immigrants. If white people weren't so outnumbered by non-whites, the BNP would actually have a majority of voters then. I'm sure Eastern European immigrants are vastly more welcome than turd-colored pakis and Chinese immigrants; am I wrong?

                            Originally posted by Wowabuddhist View Post
                            I thank you for your politeness. I choose to reject the Christian God for the same reasons that you reject gods of other religions such as Zeus, Ra, etc.
                            So you reject the Christian god because you love Jesus?

                            Originally posted by Wowabuddhist View Post
                            Read above for why I wrote "part Buddhist". Sorry I didn't make it very clear. And it's bisexual actually - I'm attracted to women also
                            Let me guess, you're attracted to the likes of Hilary Clinton and other such horrendously ugly liberal female politicians? Being attracted to nightmarishly ugly women is not the same as being attracted to actual, feminine women.
                            1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

                            The forces of evil in this world are listed here, post #9.

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                            • #44
                              Re: Why, Looky Here, Another Idiotic Brit

                              Originally posted by recovering_christer View Post
                              wow, i thought christians were supposed to be nice, you know do unto others, why are you picking on that poor buddist guy, he came here to understand you better and you are all being a bunch of jerks
                              Friend, I know you think you are 'recovering' (either you are a Christian or you are not, no muddy waters) but the troll is a self proclaimed belly rubber. How can you buddy up to a follower of fat gook?
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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