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  • Hello fellow brethren!

    Finally, a site that speaks to me and my beliefs!

    Long have I sought such a place where others share my views. I'm a devout Christian and have been shunned by many, supposed, "Christians" who say they are Christians but allow the likes of what you call the "unsaved" to walk around their churches. I'm so tired of it. Frankly, if they were true Christians, they'd be getting the lighters out and let the hellfires do the talking!

    I hope you will accept me into your community and that I can have the chance to show you I am worthy. I know I'm worthy in the Savior's eyes!

    One of my favorite passages, albeit not the only one- "Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will." Romans 12:2

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    Re: Hello fellow brethren!

    Welcome Brother.

    Are you married? Is your wife a good cook and housekeeper? Do you have children?

    Tell us how you found Jesus and when it happened.

    Where do you live? What Church do you attend? Tithing is required here if you decide to join our fellowship. Don't ever cheat Jesus.

    My advice to you is this:

    Enter not into the path of the wicked, And go not in the way of evil men.-Proverbs 4:14

    God Bless!
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • #3
      Re: Hello fellow brethren!

      Originally posted by Heathen Smiter View Post
      Finally, a site that speaks to me and my beliefs!

      Long have I sought such a place where others share my views. I'm a devout Christian and have been shunned by many, supposed, "Christians" who say they are Christians but allow the likes of what you call the "unsaved" to walk around their churches. I'm so tired of it. Frankly, if they were true Christians, they'd be getting the lighters out and let the hellfires do the talking!

      I hope you will accept me into your community and that I can have the chance to show you I am worthy. I know I'm worthy in the Savior's eyes!

      One of my favorite passages, albeit not the only one- "Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will." Romans 12:2
      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your walk with Christ. Start with your name, age and location.

      If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

      If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

      You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

      Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • #4
        Re: Hello fellow brethren!

        Welcome to our friendly forum!

        However, dear, may I recommend that you throw away whatever abominable "translation" of the Holy Bible that you're citing, and start quoting the True Word of God(tm), the King James version?
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • #5
          Re: Hello fellow brethren!

          Welcome,


          What life changing event brought you to The Lord? Are you here to be a "yes man" or do you have some actual Scriptural study under your belt?

          What level of tithing can we expect to see?

          God Bless
          DAM
          Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
          Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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