Questions about Landover Baptist Church

[Jm Cary]

I was told to come here after posting on a different thread, but before of thinking about really joining this forum, I'd like to ask a few questions.

1. does Landover take the bible literally or does Landover read the context and then conclude what the Bible is saying based on the context?

2.Does Landover believe that once a someone becomes a True Christian they can lose their salvation by doing bad things?

3. Why do so many members make conclusions about something being Biblically wrong without really looking at what it is?

4.Why do so many Landover members insult a whole race of people just because there is a stereotype about them. (for example, a Landover member accused someone of being a queer Muslim because their father happened to come form Arabia.) and "Negroes aren't Holy because their skin is the same color as feces."

5. Is Landover actually treating the top of the forum page as actually being Biblically correct "Show Jesus how much you Love Him by liking Landover Baptist Church on Facebook. -Revelation 21:8"?

6. Why does Landover completely despise some things about Science, even though there is nothing in the bible to prove it wrong? Someone said that "Mercury is a star not a Planet". Does the Bible say otherwise?

theses are just some questions that I wanted to get out of the way.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Questions about Landover Baptist Church

I was told to come here after posting on a different thread, but before of thinking about really joining this forum, I'd like to ask a few questions.

Well, okay, but it would have been nice to know to whom we have the pleasure of speaking.

1. does Landover take the bible literally or does Landover read the context and then conclude what the Bible is saying based on the context?

True Christians™ read the Holy Bible in the way the LORD Himself tells us to read It: As given by inspiration of God, profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness (2 Timothy 3:16).

2.Does Landover believe that once a someone becomes a True Christian they can lose their salvation by doing bad things?

Well now that would mean either the person was never Saved©, or that would make Jesus a big, fat, liar, wouldn't it?

And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
John 10:28-29

3. Why do so many members make conclusions about something being Biblically wrong without really looking at what it is?

We can't help what some members will say. However, if you can show me where a True Christian™ has misquoted Scripture, I'll eat my hat.

4.Why do so many Landover members insult a whole race of people just because there is a stereotype about them. (for example, a Landover member accused someone of being a queer Muslim because their father happened to come form Arabia.) and "Negroes aren't Holy because their skin is the same color as feces."

You're mistaken, dear. We have a strict zero tolerance policy against racism. If someone is queer, that has nothing to do with their race.

5. Is Landover actually treating the top of the forum page as actually being Biblically correct "Show Jesus how much you Love Him by liking Landover Baptist Church on Facebook. -Revelation 21:8"?

Have you ever actually read the Holy Bible, dear, or do you think the LORD will just decide to go back on His promise and simply ignore everyone's sins, not just those who believe in Christ (Isaiah 44:22; John 3:18)?

6. Why does Landover completely despise some things about Science, even though there is nothing in the bible to prove it wrong? Someone said that "Mercury is a star not a Planet". Does the Bible say otherwise?

Science which tells the Truth about the natural and the supernatural are not hated at all! Why, we even have a whole subforum dedicated to Science! Have you looked through it? It's fantastic! Very, very informative!

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Questions about Landover Baptist Church

I was told to come here after posting on a different thread, but before of thinking about really joining this forum, I'd like to ask a few questions.

You have already joined, the decision to make you a member lies with True Christians™, not you.

1. does Landover take the bible literally or does Landover read the context and then conclude what the Bible is saying based on the context?

We take The Bible as a whole, every word and phrase is the True Word of God©


Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

2.Does Landover believe that once a someone becomes a True Christian they can lose their salvation by doing bad things?

It would be impossible for a True Christian™ to do bad things

1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

3. Why do so many members make conclusions about something being Biblically wrong without really looking at what it is?

I'm not sure I follow, if you mean True Christians™, see above we follow The Bible, explicitly. A common forum member can err, and unsaved trash live lives of error.

4.Why do so many Landover members insult a whole race of people just because there is a stereotype about them. (for example, a Landover member accused someone of being a queer Muslim because their father happened to come form Arabia.) and "Negroes aren't Holy because their skin is the same color as feces."

I don't see your point. Everyone is treated equally here, even the lesser races. Everyone can achieve True Christendom™, provided they shed their racial shackles to be White as Jesus

5. Is Landover actually treating the top of the forum page as actually being Biblically correct "Show Jesus how much you Love Him by liking Landover Baptist Church on Facebook. -Revelation 21:8"?

We spread the Word of God using all media at our disposal.

6. Why does Landover completely despise some things about Science, even though there is nothing in the bible to prove it wrong? Someone said that "Mercury is a star not a Planet". Does the Bible say otherwise?

We don't need science, God has already done it all.

Isaiah 40:12 - Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?

theses are just some questions that I wanted to get out of the way.

I'm glad I could help you on your journey to Christ

Your Welcome
DAM

[James Hutchins]

Re: Questions about Landover Baptist Church

Welcome friend!
God created everything. He had the Bible made. If you want Salvation®, you must do as God lovingly asks. Pretty simple.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Questions about Landover Baptist Church

I was told to come here after posting on a different thread, but before of thinking about really joining this forum, I'd like to ask a few questions.

1. does Landover take the bible literally or does Landover read the context and then conclude what the Bible is saying based on the context?

2.Does Landover believe that once a someone becomes a True Christian they can lose their salvation by doing bad things?

3. Why do so many members make conclusions about something being Biblically wrong without really looking at what it is?

4.Why do so many Landover members insult a whole race of people just because there is a stereotype about them. (for example, a Landover member accused someone of being a queer Muslim because their father happened to come form Arabia.) and "Negroes aren't Holy because their skin is the same color as feces."

5. Is Landover actually treating the top of the forum page as actually being Biblically correct "Show Jesus how much you Love Him by liking Landover Baptist Church on Facebook. -Revelation 21:8"?

6. Why does Landover completely despise some things about Science, even though there is nothing in the bible to prove it wrong? Someone said that "Mercury is a star not a Planet". Does the Bible say otherwise?

theses are just some questions that I wanted to get out of the way.

Dear Heathen;

This is called the INTRODUCTION section, not the "blurt out a bunch of random questions" section. Show a little class and share something about yourself with us. What's your real name? How old are you? Does your mommy know that you're using her computer?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Bobby-Joe]

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1. does Landover take the bible literally

Yes

2.Does Landover believe that once a someone becomes a True Christian they can lose their salvation by doing bad things?

No - we can not defy the Will of God.

3. Why do so many members make conclusions about something being Biblically wrong without really looking at what it is?

Do you have to commit murder to know it's wrong?

4.Why do so many Landover members insult a whole race of people just because there is a stereotype about them.

Your passive aggressive statement is merely drama

5. Is Landover actually treating the top of the forum page as actually being Biblically correct "Show Jesus how much you Love Him by liking Landover Baptist Church on Facebook. -Revelation 21:8"?

Look it up yourself, lazy.

6. Why does Landover completely despise some things about Science, even though there is nothing in the bible to prove it wrong? Someone said that "Mercury is a star not a Planet". Does the Bible say otherwise?

We provide quote from the Bible backing our positions up in those thread.

I think it's safe to assume between your whining, laziness, lack of curiosity, demand for constant affirmation and general sense of entitlement you must be a gamer Jim. I have no idea what it is about gaming that turns people into such wreched excusses of humanity, perhaps it's the self pollution to My Little Pony porn that you gamers bizarrely indulge in. What ever the reason you need to turn Christ before it is to late.

[Jm Cary]

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"lesser races" "does my mommy know that I am using her computer"? ill have you know that this is my OWN computer, that I got with my money!
referring to other races as lesser is exactly what I mean about racism! I was looking at other introductions while waiting for a reply to my post,and after seeing other people's introductions rudely replied to by "true Christians who cant go to hell" I would be happy not to join this church that's supposedly "Gods favorite Church". Christians are supposed to be nice people to be around, not rude, always criticizing,always assuming, generally mean people who made a group and called it a church. don't bother to reply, ban me as you please, because I'm never coming back.

[Bobby-Joe]

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and after seeing other people's introductions rudely replied to by "true Christians who cant go to hell"

Listen Friend is very simple - God says someone is saved, that is it, end of discussion. There is no way for us mortals to defy the Will of God. The way you seem to fixate on this point makes you sound like a Satanist.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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referring to other races as lesser is exactly what I mean about racism!

Calm down, child. This isn't a racist statement. God has created some people to be above all people. That's simply a fact of Creation.

For thou art an holy people unto the Lord thy God:
the Lord thy God hath chosen thee to be a special people unto himself,
above all people that are upon the face of the earth.
Deuteronomy 7:6

Christians are supposed to be nice people to be around

Kindly show us the Bible Verse in which you read, "Christians are supposed to be nice people to be around."

Thank you.

[Alphonse Alban]

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referring to other races as lesser is exactly what I mean about racism!

God made some of the races lesser. Such as curse he placed on races from Ham. They were made servant races to races from Japhet and Shem. Are you calling God a racist?

Genesis 9:25-27
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. 26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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"lesser races" "does my mommy know that I am using her computer"? ill have you know that this is my OWN computer, that I got with my money!
referring to other races as lesser is exactly what I mean about racism! I was looking at other introductions while waiting for a reply to my post,and after seeing other people's introductions rudely replied to by "true Christians who cant go to hell" I would be happy not to join this church that's supposedly "Gods favorite Church". Christians are supposed to be nice people to be around, not rude, always criticizing,always assuming, generally mean people who made a group and called it a church. don't bother to reply, ban me as you please, because I'm never coming back.

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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"lesser races" "does my mommy know that I am using her computer"? ill have you know that this is my OWN computer, that I got with my money!
referring to other races as lesser is exactly what I mean about racism! I was looking at other introductions while waiting for a reply to my post,and after seeing other people's introductions rudely replied to by "true Christians who cant go to hell" I would be happy not to join this church that's supposedly "Gods favorite Church". Christians are supposed to be nice people to be around, not rude, always criticizing,always assuming, generally mean people who made a group and called it a church. don't bother to reply, ban me as you please, because I'm never coming back.

Boo hoo hoo, God won't fit into the narrow box I naively constructed for Him by cherry picking His Inerrant Word©.

I regret that you are leaving, as you will never be Saved© now, but I can't say I'm sorry to see you leave.

Another cafeteria case bites the dust, when faced with the actual Truth© of The Bible.

God Bless
DAM

[That One Pervert]

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I just wanted to welcome you to the site. Welcome~! :3