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  • TheAzazel
    Unsaved trash, teenaged queer eskimo
    • Oct 2013
    • 7

    #1

    Greetings~

    Okay so like any other forum, a little introduction is in place.

    I'm Leon, 19 years of age, living in Holland.
    As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories. However I never had been one to follow a religion. You may call it rebellion or curiosity, either way it's fine by me.
    In addition to this, I have read the other books and am more on the side of science. Especially with simple rational thinking and simple observation.

    I've noticed that on many subjects people are unclear and hereby stated as the work of satan. I can assure you, Lucifer has no hand in these matters. These are no more but ideas of our own minds. Simple signs can easily be missed and I have always been keen to these things.
    "John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. "
  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050

    #2
    Re: Greetings~

    So you acknowledge that Lucifer exists, yet you don't believe the Bible, yet you do have enough knowledge of Lucifer's activities that you feel confident making assurances about what he is and isn't involved in.

    Tell us, how did happen to come by this special knowledge of Lucifer's activities?
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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #3
      Re: Greetings~

      Brother F.M., your evaluation is wise, as usual.

      The OP might as well be Lucifer, himself, trying to mislead the pure and true from the path to righteousness.

      I have a feeling that at the advanced age of 19 that this girl already knows everything there is to know about this and that and has no intention of changing her mind.
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Pastor Ed Lowman
        Southern Hospitality Exemplified
        Always kind and loving
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2011
        • 1838

        #4
        Re: Greetings~

        Originally posted by TheAzazel View Post
        Okay so like any other forum, a little introduction is in place.
        Welcome to our Godly Board.

        You'll find Jesus here, so be ready to answer the question Pontius Pilate asked: "What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ?" (Matthew 27:22)

        How will you answer?

        Originally posted by TheAzazel View Post
        I'm Leon, 19 years of age, living in Holland.
        As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories. However I never had been one to follow a religion. You may call it rebellion or curiosity, either way it's fine by me.
        The only "religion" you should be concerned with following is Jesus' True Religion™...

        James 1:27: Pure religion and undefiled before God and the Father is this, To visit the fatherless and widows in their affliction, and to keep himself unspotted from the world.

        John 8:12: Then spake Jesus again unto them, saying, I am the light of the world: he that followeth me shall not walk in darkness, but shall have the light of life.

        John 8:32: And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.

        John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

        Unless you accept Jesus© and become a Christian, your soul will burn in hell.

        Originally posted by TheAzazel View Post
        In addition to this, I have read the other books and am more on the side of science. Especially with simple rational thinking and simple observation.
        Then you can't be on the side of Jesus. No man can serve two masters (see Matthew 6:24). So-called "rational thinking" and "simple observation" will only result in biblical simplisticness--the only cure to which is the Bible...

        Proverbs 1:22-23:
        22How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
        23Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

        Originally posted by TheAzazel View Post
        I've noticed that on many subjects people are unclear and hereby stated as the work of satan. I can assure you, Lucifer has no hand in these matters. These are no more but ideas of our own minds. Simple signs can easily be missed and I have always been keen to these things.
        We trust Jesus over you any day, friend. Please do not try to dissuade us from what we believe since there is no arguing with God...

        Numbers 23:19: God is not a man, that he should lie; neither the son of man, that he should repent: hath he said, and shall he not do it? or hath he spoken, and shall he not make it good?

        Regards,

        Pastor Ed

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Greetings~

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          The OP might as well be Lucifer, himself, trying to mislead the pure and true from the path to righteousness.
          I'd been concerned we might be dealing with one of Lucifer's minions, but hadn't considered the possibility it might be Lucifer himself!

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          • dudemon223
            Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
            • Oct 2013
            • 83

            #6
            Re: Greetings~

            Originally posted by TheAzazel View Post
            Okay so like any other forum, a little introduction is in place.

            I'm Leon, 19 years of age, living in Holland.
            As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories. However I never had been one to follow a religion. You may call it rebellion or curiosity, either way it's fine by me.
            In addition to this, I have read the other books and am more on the side of science. Especially with simple rational thinking and simple observation.

            I've noticed that on many subjects people are unclear and hereby stated as the work of satan. I can assure you, Lucifer has no hand in these matters. These are no more but ideas of our own minds. Simple signs can easily be missed and I have always been keen to these things.
            dude welcome to hell man i assure you satan is real, alive, and at landover, these people are evil man, they actualllly claim to be nazis. nuff said. and while i'm not sure that they're actually demons in disguise they are at the very least belligerent and ignorant. seriously theres a dad on here auctioning off his daught to to pedophiles talking about beating her

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #7
              Re: Greetings~

              Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
              they actualllly claim to be nazis.
              No, you keep calling us Nazis. There's a difference.

              Here's a challenge: Link to a single post by a True Christian(tm) that says anything along the lines of "We are Nazis".
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              • Alphonse Alban
                Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                 
                • Feb 2011
                • 5724

                #8
                Re: Greetings~

                Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                dude welcome to hell man i assure you satan is real, alive,
                So now you think this guy is Satan and you have to assure him that he really is Satan and alive. Did you hit your head or something?

                I mean of all people you should know who is your master, but I still doubt it's thin guy.

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                • dudemon223
                  Unsaved trash, "Christian" who doesn't know the Bible
                  • Oct 2013
                  • 83

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings~

                  Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                  So now you think this guy is Satan and you have to assure him that he really is Satan and alive. Did you hit your head or something?

                  I mean of all people you should know who is your master, but I still doubt it's thin guy.
                  Kinda proves he's not Satan I mean demons would know so if you don't he's clearly not

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings~

                    Originally posted by TheAzazel View Post
                    Okay so like any other forum, a little introduction is in place.

                    I'm Leon, 19 years of age, living in Holland.
                    As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories. However I never had been one to follow a religion. You may call it rebellion or curiosity, either way it's fine by me.
                    In addition to this, I have read the other books and am more on the side of science. Especially with simple rational thinking and simple observation.

                    I've noticed that on many subjects people are unclear and hereby stated as the work of satan. I can assure you, Lucifer has no hand in these matters. These are no more but ideas of our own minds. Simple signs can easily be missed and I have always been keen to these things.
                    Welcome Leo.
                    What I'd like to know is all about your long walks on the beach with Jesus. Side by side (three footsteps side by side in the sand)or do you make Him follow you (typical of your smug attitude) or do you go running after Him, with Jesus always a step ahead, He turning and saying to you (without being of breath, ever) "Come on... come on you can do it!"
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Alphonse Alban
                      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
                       
                      • Feb 2011
                      • 5724

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings~

                      Originally posted by dudemon223 View Post
                      Kinda proves he's not Satan I mean demons would know so if you don't he's clearly not
                      So because if I don't know I cannot be a demon. Obvious, but still quite strange reasoning. Anyway, I guess you should know since you named yourself as demon as well.

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                      • Alvin Moss
                        Serving Jesus
                        True Christian™
                        • Aug 2013
                        • 4468

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings~

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        I'd been concerned we might be dealing with one of Lucifer's minions, but hadn't considered the possibility it might be Lucifer himself!

                        At the very least, I believe this man is a witch. He's got some kind of spell in Latin that he's trying to cast.
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22882

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings~

                          Originally posted by TheAzazel View Post
                          As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories.
                          Have you any idea how bad it is to fall asleep when God is speaking to you?

                          It is clear that God has damned your soul forever. You are one of those that he will use to stoke the fires of Hell.

                          Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
                          Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:


                          Or as you would say:

                          21 Een pottenbakker mag met een stuk klei doen wat hij wil. Hij maakt er een mooie, dure vaas van of een gewone pot. [Edit, EB: gewone is wrong! it should be "schande"]

                          22 Wel, als God uiting wil geven aan Zijn toorn en als Hij wil laten zien hoe groot Zijn kracht is, wat dan nog? Heeft Hij niet lang genoeg geduld gehad met de mensen, die straf verdienden en rijp waren voor de ondergang?


                          (But with so many mistakes, you might as well have been reading Tin-Tin... )
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                          • TheAzazel
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged queer eskimo
                            • Oct 2013
                            • 7

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings~

                            I neither say Lucifer does or does not exist. A name is a name, after all. Whether or not it exists or not is something we as humanity can neither proof or disproof. The reason I say that Lucifer has no hand in the activities I mentioned is because these are merely suspicions of ourselves. If anyone is to blame, it is ourselves. And besides, so far any book states, Lucifer does not keep busy with small things. I doubt Lucifer, if existing, would have any care for such human things.

                            And Nobar, I'd like to note that I'm male... Leon isn't a female name so far I've noticed anyway... either way, I can assure I'm not Lucifer. So far I know there is no way to proof this on a forum aside from blind faith, but if anyone has a suggestion, it's welcome.

                            ---

                            Mr Lowman, wordings like "true" religion are what always have kept me from any religion, as they all claim to be the "true" one. On simple observation, you are immediately trying to intimidate me with mere threats and simple insults. For you I have no words aside the simple advise to watch your wordings. Insults strike harder then lightning.

                            --

                            Dudemon... You're obviously more experienced on the internet. Though do you mean grammar nazi's or hitler nazis? From a quick scroll through the forums I've seen enough either way. Thanks for your welcomes

                            --

                            James, I haven't heard anyone call me Leo before. It's the same meaning nonetheless. On your question I can merely answer that I'll see how it'll be when it'll happen. I can say for sure that I don't mind it all either way. Whether he wishes to walk up front or behind, or on the side... I'm very sure it'll be interesting. I'd be more interested in a simple talk though. Metaphorically speaking of course...

                            --

                            Ezekiel, obviously you have misinterpreted what I meant... When I was young, around the age of 2, my mother used to tell my sister and me stories from a childrens version of the bible before our bedtime. I did not fall asleep during the stories but afterwards.
                            This is one of the things I meant... Instead of instantly flaming and throwing stones, you could have read the sentence again to come to the conclusion that "with the stories" does not mean "during the stories".

                            Either way, the dutch was quite good. Several minor grammar mistakes but that'll do.


                            Anyway, thank you all for the welcomes, one warmer then the other. Though if I may address this again, please think and read twice before making any comments... The first thoughts might not always be the correct one if you have skipped several words.
                            "John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment. "

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings~

                              Originally posted by TheAzazel View Post
                              ...please think and read twice before making any comments...
                              Why? They're True Christians(tm). The Bible's done all their thinking for them.

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