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  • WeDoNotForget
    Unsaved trash, pathetic demon wannabe
    • Oct 2013
    • 1
    #1

    **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

    It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.

    We Are Legion.
    We Do Not Forgive.
    We Do Not Forget.
    Expect Us.

    -div1desbyzer0
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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    • Alphonse Alban
      Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
       
      • Feb 2011
      • 5724
      #2
      Re: **ATTENTION**

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775
          #3
          Re: **ATTENTION**

          Originally posted by WeDoNotForget View Post
          defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's
          Targeting ethnicity's what, dear? You used a possessive (that's the little squiggle, also called an apostrophe). That shows "ethnicity" possesses something that we are supposedly targeting. I wonder what it is.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555
              #4
              Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Zechariah Smyth
                  Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2011
                  • 15251
                  #5
                  Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                  Originally posted by WeDoNotForget View Post
                  It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.

                  We Are Legion.
                  We Do Not Forgive.
                  We Do Not Forget.
                  Expect Us.

                  -div1desbyzer0
                  Oh garsh, I'm so skeered!!!



                  Now, if you're done with your pathetic and unfounded boasting, how about telling us what church you go to and how you came to find Jesus: we want to get to know you!



                  Yours in Christ,

                  Z. Smyth
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                    • Pastor Ed Lowman
                      Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                      Always kind and loving
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 1838
                      #6
                      Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                      Originally posted by WeDoNotForget View Post
                      It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.

                      We Are Legion.
                      We Do Not Forgive.
                      We Do Not Forget.
                      Expect Us.

                      -div1desbyzer0
                      And yet your "team" doesn't even know how to use proper grammar. Somehow, we are less than scared, but have decided to let you continue posting because seeing you embarrass yourself like this is just downright hilarious.

                      What else have you got for us?

                      Pastor Ed

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                        • Didymus Much
                          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 14079
                          #7
                          Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          You stole my line.

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                            • Scott Cole
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2013
                              • 193
                              #8
                              Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                              Originally posted by WeDoNotForget View Post
                              It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.

                              We Are Legion.
                              We Do Not Forgive.
                              We Do Not Forget.
                              Expect Us.

                              -div1desbyzer0

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                                • Dr Laurence Niles
                                  Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                                   
                                  • Jan 2012
                                  • 9063
                                  #9
                                  Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                                  Is the website still up and running?
                                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                                      Senior Pastor
                                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                                      Always Biblically correct
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 10639
                                      #10
                                      Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                                      Originally posted by WeDoNotForget View Post
                                      It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.
                                      Episode 17,602.
                                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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                                        • James Hutchins
                                          True Christian™
                                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                           
                                          • Jun 2009
                                          • 29453
                                          #11
                                          Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                                          Originally posted by WeDoNotForget View Post
                                          It has come to my attention and my fellow peers that this website is defiling and malevolently targeting ethnicity's, sexual orientation, and more. My team and I are diligently working to shut down this website. Expect it to no longer exist tomorrow.

                                          We Are Legion.
                                          We Do Not Forgive.
                                          We Do Not Forget.
                                          Expect Us.

                                          -div1desbyzer0
                                          Ooooooooo scary!
                                          I bet Royal St George Dr is a tough neighborhood!


                                          So big!
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                                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                            • Basilissa
                                              South of the Border outreach program
                                              True Christian™
                                               
                                              • Mar 2013
                                              • 12975
                                              #12
                                              Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                                              Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                                              Is the website still up and running?
                                              Either it is or I'm having a psychotic breakdown and just imagining that I'm here
                                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                                              * * *

                                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                                              True Christians are Perfect!
                                              True Christian™ Love.
                                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                               Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                                                • Scott Cole
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2013
                                                  • 193
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                                                  Hey can you guys see this? Im not sure if the website is still working

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                                                    • Didymus Much
                                                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                      • Jun 2010
                                                      • 14079
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                                                      Originally posted by Scott Cole View Post
                                                      Hey can you guys see this? Im not sure if the website is still working

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                                                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Dec 2006
                                                          • 12414
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: **ATTENTION** I'm a pathetic ass-monkey!!!

                                                          Welcome to Obama's America.
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                                                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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