Hello fellow true Christians

[ManofTwoGenders]

I've recently discovered your church, and I completely, 100% support all of your opinions. I'd really like to become a member of this church, which I believe to be the HOLIEST OF ALL HOLY CHURCHES. I also want some of those nifty awards that I see around here.

Just so you know I'm not lying to you, I'll tell you a story. The other day, as I was headed to the Christian Bookstore to buy my daily copy of the King James bible, I saw something that appalled me. Two large, unsavory dark boys holding hands with each other. RIGHT THERE OUT IN PUBLIC. I, of course, did not hesitate to rebuke them and let them know that the only hope for them was through Jesus Christ, and even had them promise to never support Obama again. These faggot AFRICAN are really getting out of control, and I think you could agree.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hello fellow true Christians

Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

[ManofTwoGenders]

Re: Hello fellow true Christians

Well, my favorite bible verse is Psalms 38:7 "And lo, I have a painful disease in my loins."
I attend Hollywood Baptist in the good old southern state of Georgia. I found Jesus as a result of being brought up in church, and I would never, ever think of leaving. Ever.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello fellow true Christians

Welcome to God's favorite forum.

100% support all of your opinions

We don't have opinions here. All we do is agree with God 24/7.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello fellow true Christians

A cautious

Cautious, because how can you be a man of two "genders"?????

Well, my favorite bible verse is Psalms 38:7 "And lo, I have a painful disease in my loins."

This is not what this verse says. Throw away whatever Bible perversion you have and find yourself a KJV one.

I attend Hollywood Baptist in the good old southern state of Georgia. I found Jesus as a result of being brought up in church, and I would never, ever think of leaving. Ever.

Good.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hello fellow true Christians

This is not what this verse says. Throw away whatever Bible perversion you have and find yourself a KJV one.

Indeed indeed. This person claims to buy a copy of the KJV daily, yet manages to quote from one of those false Bibles. Odd!

I'm not convinced Brothers and Sisters.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello fellow true Christians

Cautious, because how can you be a man of two "genders"?????

Good question, Sister. Jesus Christ said the following, as our dear friend could have read in his "daily copy of the King James Bible":

[Mark 10:6 KJV] 6 But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.