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  • Johannes Petrus
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2013
    • 2

    #1

    Greetings!

    Hi there!

    I am a young christian male from Europe, which sadly hasn't allowed me to be as good a christian as I would've wanted to be, but I have recently discoverd this wonderfull website, where, as I understand it, there are many christians who are better than me, who know more and would be willing to share with me and others how one could better themselves.

    I have know the Lord Jesus since the day that I was born.
    My favorite Bible verse is John 1:3 "All things were made by Him, and without Him was not any thing made that was made." since it to me shows the Almightiness of God Himself.

    I might as well start off with a small question; If I would pray to God, for any kind of reason, would he not listen to me since I wasn't born in America? If not, is there no salvation to be sought?
    Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
    Does God listen the prayers of Christians who aren't white Americans?

    No, he doesn't want to listen to non-whites and non-Americans because he considers them dogs:

    But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
    Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
    But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs - Matthew 15:24-26
    I also don't think I can use my real name, since I fear that I could quickly become a social outcast, as the people in my country look down on those who truly belive. They do accept gays and black people as "normal"...

    I hope you can respect that.
    God bless!
    - L.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Greetings!

    Hey Joey! Welcome to God's favorite forum! It sounds like you've got quite a bit on your mind. Please feel free to launch into a detailed, complete confession to atone for all of your degenerate sins you've been wallowing in. Don't leave anything out.

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Thomas Taylor
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2012
      • 1486

      #3
      Re: Greetings!

      Originally posted by Johannes Petrus View Post
      Hi there!

      I am a young christian male from Europe, which sadly hasn't allowed me to be as good a christian as I would've wanted to be, but I have recently discoverd this wonderfull website, where, as I understand it, there are many christians who are better than me, who know more and would be willing to share with me and others how one could better themselves.

      I have know the Lord Jesus since the day that I was born.
      My favorite Bible verse is John 1:3 "All things were made by Him, and without Him was not any thing made that was made." since it to me shows the Almightiness of God Himself.

      I might as well start off with a small question; If I would pray to God, for any kind of reason, would he not listen to me since I wasn't born in America? If not, is there no salvation to be sought?


      I also don't think I can use my real name, since I fear that I could quickly become a social outcast, as the people in my country look down on those who truly belive. They do accept gays and black people as "normal"...

      I hope you can respect that.
      God bless!
      - L.
      Welcome brother Joe. From your name and grammar I assume you come from that Godless cesspit called Holland. I have been there and can understand your concerns about being cast out by the "normal" society there. Don't worry son there is a place for you here and, if you have real Faith, also a place in Heaven with Jesus.
      Isaiah 66:15

      For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: Greetings!

        Welcome to our friendly forums!

        It's a real shame you live in country where the gaywise are treated as if there was nothing wrong with them: they need to be shown the Way, rather than heartlessly left to sin.

        The Bible clearly tells us how to treat queers (Leviticus 20:13) so it is the compassionate thing to do to offer these deviants a way out: Salvation(tm) is the only option for everyone.

        Just because some body is a homer does not mean they cannot be convinced by logic and reason to chose to be straight.

        Whew, that was a long speach: but the message is important.

        Gays have to make a choice, just like everyone else. We like to help them make the right choice; even if it ruffles some of the media liberal elite's PC feathers.

        God bless
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Johannes Petrus
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Oct 2013
          • 2

          #5
          Re: Greetings!

          Hi!
          Thank you all very much for the warm welcoming!
          I am very happy that you seem to share my veiwpoints, and that there is a place in Heaven even for me.

          God Bless!
          - L.

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          • Brother Larry
            True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2013
            • 234

            #6
            Re: Greetings!

            Originally posted by Johannes Petrus View Post
            Hi!
            Thank you all very much for the warm welcoming!
            I am very happy that you seem to share my veiwpoints, and that there is a place in Heaven even for me.

            God Bless!
            - L.


            Hey Mr. Petrus! Welcome to our friendly forums. We're happy you're here, too. You should feel very lucky: not many people have the privilege of knowing the cell phone number of . You can be certain that the senior pastors of Landover Baptist Church have Him on speed dial.

            I look forward to getting to know you better as we serve our in the spirit of grace and truth.

            Brother Larry

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #7
              Re: Greetings!

              Welcome to God's favorite forum!

              Originally posted by Johannes Petrus View Post
              I also don't think I can use my real name, since I fear that I could quickly become a social outcast, as the people in my country look down on those who truly belive. They do accept gays and black people as "normal"...

              I hope you can respect that.
              You are making a huge mistake there. You should invite people to persecuted you instead of avoiding it.

              Matthew 5:10
              King James Version (KJV)

              10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Joeulman12
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Jan 2014
                • 8

                #8
                Re: Greetings!

                Originally posted by Brother Larry View Post


                Hey Mr. Petrus! Welcome to our friendly forums. We're happy you're here, too. You should feel very lucky: not many people have the privilege of knowing the cell phone number of . You can be certain that the senior pastors of Landover Baptist Church have Him on speed dial.

                I look forward to getting to know you better as we serve our in the spirit of grace and truth.

                Brother Larry
                your straight comedy..we are not promised an etenal life in heaven. No man has ascended to heaven fools. Jesus preached the kingdom of God.in which He has been given authority to rule. That kingdom is going to be right here on earth, restored to what it was billions of yrs ago in the first world age. Your following the rulers of darkness what are you going to do when we stand in the synagog of satan and you wont be able to pop off your decieved doctrine. Not to worry though you will still be able to get in on the inheritance. While awaiting your judgement. Gain wisdom and most of all gain understanding.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings!

                  Originally posted by Joeulman12 View Post
                  your straight comedy..we are not promised an etenal life in heaven. No man has ascended to heaven fools. Jesus preached the kingdom of God.in which He has been given authority to rule. That kingdom is going to be right here on earth, restored to what it was billions of yrs ago in the first world age. Your following the rulers of darkness what are you going to do when we stand in the synagog of satan and you wont be able to pop off your decieved doctrine. Not to worry though you will still be able to get in on the inheritance. While awaiting your judgement. Gain wisdom and most of all gain understanding.
                  Scriptural support for ANY of that crap?

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22912

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings!

                    Originally posted by Johannes Petrus View Post
                    Hi there! I am a young christian male from Europe,
                    I sort of gathered the "male" bit from your name. However, I got to thinking... are there many women in Europe called Johannes?

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    Scriptural support for ANY of that crap?
                    He's probably Catholic. They'll believe anything.
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                    • Esther B.
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2012
                      • 575

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings!

                      Welcome, Mr. Petrus! It's nice to see that someone has actually read the instructions for making an introduction!
                      And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                      Deuteronomy 6.5

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                      • Joeulman12
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2014
                        • 8

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings!

                        Originally posted by Joeulman12 View Post
                        your straight comedy..we are not promised an etenal life in heaven. No man has ascended to heaven fools. Jesus preached the kingdom of God.in which He has been given authority to rule. That kingdom is going to be right here on earth, restored to what it was billions of yrs ago in the first world age. Your following the rulers of darkness what are you going to do when we stand in the synagog of satan and you wont be able to pop off your decieved doctrine. Not to worry though you will still be able to get in on the inheritance. While awaiting your judgement. Gain wisdom and most of all gain understanding.
                        glad you asked lets start with matthew 5..blesses are the meek...inherit the earth. John recored in revelation 5 and has made them (the saints) unto our God kings and priests and they shall feign on the earth. Daniel 7 and there given Him (Jesus) dominion and glory and a kingdom that all people nations and languages ....that shall not be destroyed. Revelation 3 he that overcomes... jude 3. Revelations 20 john 3 no man has ascended... acts 2. Acts 3 acts 5. Shall i go on? Heaven is not the reward of the saved, or the promise of God given to our father abraham. Reigning with Christ here on earth under the heavens is. You know nothing and have no wisdom

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                        • Alvin Moss
                          Serving Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Aug 2013
                          • 4468

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings!

                          Originally posted by Joeulman12 View Post
                          your straight comedy..we are not promised an etenal life in heaven. No man has ascended to heaven fools. Jesus preached the kingdom of God.in which He has been given authority to rule. That kingdom is going to be right here on earth, restored to what it was billions of yrs ago in the first world age. Your following the rulers of darkness what are you going to do when we stand in the synagog of satan and you wont be able to pop off your decieved doctrine. Not to worry though you will still be able to get in on the inheritance. While awaiting your judgement. Gain wisdom and most of all gain understanding.
                          You reveal yourself as an unsaved wretch and Hell bound as a sinful follower of some false religion.

                          I don't know what kind of "first age" there was "billions of years ago", but I do know this: God Himself made the Earth in the dark mists of prehistory, over 6,000 years ago. Before that, there was always God, but no Earth and thus, no first age.

                          Get your facts straight and avoid the religion of science. That cult lies squarely on the path to Hell.

                          Don't go there; it's too hot.
                          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                          • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2013
                            • 999

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings!

                            Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                            You reveal yourself as an unsaved wretch and Hell bound as a sinful follower of some false religion.

                            I don't know what kind of "first age" there was "billions of years ago", but I do know this: God Himself made the Earth in the dark mists of prehistory, over 6,000 years ago. Before that, there was always God, but no Earth and thus, no first age.

                            Get your facts straight and avoid the religion of science. That cult lies squarely on the path to Hell.

                            Don't go there; it's too hot.
                            Brother Moss, Has anyone done any studies regarding the actual temperature of hell? I am sorry to be such a silly woman - interrupting a thread and all - but my foolish woman side is just gushing with curiosity. Bless you! NRL
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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings!

                              Well, the Lake of Fire burns with molten sulfur and flames. Also, since it's below ground, it would be sort of like an oven and keep the heat in.

                              I expect it's pretty hot.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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