Hello

[James Hansol]

Hi, my name is James, I'm 23 and I've been a Christian ever since I was born, brought up as one, and I would like to think, have always been a Jesus lover and always had him in my life.

I want to make it clear now, I am not disagreeing with anything in the Bible, because I now understand it is clear TO THE WORD. I am disagreeing with the incorrect and stupid interpretations of it some Christians make.

My mother has been misinterpreting the Bible for as long as I can remember. She has always taught me, be tolerant of the homosexuals, they cannot help who they are as a person. Once I came across the Landover Baptist Church, and I learnt what it means to be a true Christian, I realised what bullshit this was (am I allowed to swear here?) How can we TOLERATE these Satan-loving peoples who want to drag us down to their level and CORRUPT US WITH THEIR EVIL GOD-HATING WAYS? Apparently that makes me 'homophobic' for making it clear that I don't want one of those diseased freaks anywhere near me.

It's been about six months since I first stumbled across this forum and a year since I first realised what true Christianity was, and that it was the only form of Christianity that is right. Anything else is a violation of the Bible and a violation of what God has told us. People choose to ignore what is staring them blatantly in the face because they are black, an atheist, a homosexual or whatever.

I understand I'm unsaved, I understand I'm far from perfect and a place in heaven is about as likely as my father giving up alcohol. But I know that true Christianity is the only way forward and whether or not you accept me as part of your community, I want it to be known that I will never give up my pursuit of true love by the Lord.

I'm British (please don't judge me, I'm ashamed to say it), and I live in Suffolk in the United Kingdom, quite near to London. Thank you, I invite you to do your worst.

[Basilissa]

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Hi, my name is James, I'm 23 and I've been a Christian ever since I was born, brought up as one, and I would like to think, have always been a Jesus lover and always had him in my life.

I want to make it clear now, I am not disagreeing with anything in the Bible, because I now understand it is clear TO THE WORD. I am disagreeing with the incorrect and stupid interpretations of it some Christians make.

My mother has been misinterpreting the Bible for as long as I can remember. She has always taught me, be tolerant of the homosexuals, they cannot help who they are as a person. Once I came across the Landover Baptist Church, and I learnt what it means to be a true Christian, I realised what bullshit this was (am I allowed to swear here?) How can we TOLERATE these Satan-loving peoples who want to drag us down to their level and CORRUPT US WITH THEIR EVIL GOD-HATING WAYS? Apparently that makes me 'homophobic' for making it clear that I don't want one of those diseased freaks anywhere near me.

It's been about six months since I first stumbled across this forum and a year since I first realised what true Christianity was, and that it was the only form of Christianity that is right. Anything else is a violation of the Bible and a violation of what God has told us. People choose to ignore what is staring them blatantly in the face because they are black, an atheist, a homosexual or whatever.

I understand I'm unsaved, I understand I'm far from perfect and a place in heaven is about as likely as my father giving up alcohol. But I know that true Christianity is the only way forward and whether or not you accept me as part of your community, I want it to be known that I will never give up my pursuit of true love by the Lord.

I'm British (please don't judge me, I'm ashamed to say it), and I live in Suffolk in the United Kingdom, quite near to London. Thank you, I invite you to do your worst.

Hello James, and to this friendly forum! You certainly write a lot!

What is your favorite Bible verse?

Are you married? How many sons do you have?

[James Hansol]

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Hello. My favourite Bible verse is Jeremiah 29:11
“For I know the plans I have for you,” says the Lord. “They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.”

I am married, since November 2009. My wife and I have one son, with a second on the way. Thank you for your friendly welcome.

[Basilissa]

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Hello. My favourite Bible verse is Jeremiah 29:11
“For I know the plans I have for you,” says the Lord. “They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.”

Um, you mean,
Jeremiah 29:11 For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, saith the Lord, thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give you an expected end.

We only use God's favorite translation, the King James Version, on this Godly forum.

I am married, since November 2009. My wife and I have one son, with a second on the way.

That's great! So, where do you go to church?

[James Hansol]

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I'm sorry, it was my mistake, of course that is the proper version of the passage.

I doubt anyone will know where I go to church, it is in a town called Stowmarket, and is a little known baptist church. But I do go, every Sunday without fail if that was what you were trying to establish.

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome friend. Is your Church the one over on Stricklands?

As much as every wishes they could be a Christina from the moment they are born, it simply is not possible. Every child is chock filled full of every imaginable sin. From murderous contempt for other children thier wet nurses heavy, full breast to the constant self abuse and groping of thier genetalia. Because of this, God sees many children as unfit for eventual repenting and acceptance into God's Kingdom. Only a person full of self imporance andwith a outrageously pompous attitude would think otherwise.

Genesis 8:21And the Lord smelled a sweet savour; and the Lord said in his heart, I will not again curse the ground any more for man's sake; for the imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth; neither will I again smite any more every thing living, as I have done.

Psalm 51:5 Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me.

1st Kings 8:46 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man that sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them to the enemy, so that they carry them away captives unto the land of the enemy, far or near;

2nd Chronicles 6:36 If they sin against thee, (for there is no man which sinneth not,) and thou be angry with them, and deliver them over before their enemies, and they carry them away captives unto a land far off or near;

Proverbs 20:9 Who can say, I have made my heart clean, I am pure from my sin?

Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not.

Jeremiah 17:9 The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?

Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
Mark 7:22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
Mark 7:23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.

Luke 16:15 And he said unto them, Ye are they which justify yourselves before men; but God knoweth your hearts: for that which is highly esteemed among men is abomination in the sight of God.

Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one:
Romans 3:11 There is none that understandeth, there is none that seeketh after God.
Romans 3:12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become unprofitable; there is none that doeth good, no, not one.
Romans 3:13 Their throat is an open sepulchre; with their tongues they have used deceit; the poison of asps is under their lips:
Romans 3:14 Whose mouth is full of cursing and bitterness:
Romans 3:15 Their feet are swift to shed blood:
Romans 3:16 Destruction and misery are in their ways:
Romans 3:17 And the way of peace have they not known:
Romans 3:18 There is no fear of God before their eyes.

Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned:

Romans 6:20 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.

Romans 7:18 For I know that in me (that is, in my flesh,) dwelleth no good thing: for to will is present with me; but how to perform that which is good I find not.

1 Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

Hebrews 3:10 Wherefore I was grieved with that generation, and said, They do always err in their heart ); and they have not known my ways. They shall not enter into my rest.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.
(Jesus took the sin away from the sinner instead of casting the first stone)

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Colossians 2:13 And you, being dead in your sins and the uncircumcision of your flesh, hath he quickened together with him, having forgiven you all trespasses;
Colossians 2:14 Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, nailing it to his cross;

Revelation 1:5 And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,

[ExGay Alex]

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Hi, my name is James, I'm 23 and I've been a Christian ever since I was born, brought up as one, and I would like to think, have always been a Jesus lover and always had him in my life.

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and I live in Suffolk in the United Kingdom, quite near to London. Thank you, I invite you to do your worst.

I am a Jesus lover, too. He has touched me the way no other has.

England is nice, if you cannot be American. Not everybody can be. Many of us speak your language. Pip, pip, tallyho, and all that sort of rot. I say, old bean. Etc.

"Do your worst?" Whatever do you mean, old chap? We are True Christians! We do our best! Welcome to our friendly forums!

[Pim Pendergast]

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I understand I'm unsaved, I understand I'm far from perfect and a place in heaven is about as likely as my father giving up alcohol. But I know that true Christianity is the only way forward and whether or not you accept me as part of your community, I want it to be known that I will never give up my pursuit of true love by the Lord.

Hi, James! Welcome to the forum. Our chief concern is that you come to salvation. You should read our guide for the lost. I'll be praying for you.

[Thomas Taylor]

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'allo Jimbo. Welcome to our friendly forum. Only one sprog and one on the way in four years of marriage? You should of had at least 3 with 1 on the way. That's what we are here to do, pump out soldiers for Christ.

P.S. What is it in England that causes nigras' to run around like animals chopping up soldiers? I blame on the Border Authority and government hand-outs. What do you say?

[Attila's Wife]

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My mother has been misinterpreting the Bible for as long as I can remember......

I wonder if this has anything to do with:

I'm British (please don't judge me, I'm ashamed to say it), and I live in Suffolk in the United Kingdom, quite near to London.

If your mother is originally from Suffolk, there's probably some inbreeding there which might account for what I will politely call her "misunderstanding". Suffolk really is the Kentucky of Britain, in the sense that it's practically compulsory to marry a close blood relative.

But welcome anyway, James. I hope your wife comes of more robust stock than you do?

YiC
Attila's Wife