[Basilissa]

Re: Shalom brothers (please pass this onto the sisters who are under your teaching)

Thank you for the welcome! Since we Reformed, The Lord was kind enough to reveal how we were doing it wrong. The 1600s were not His Divine standards!! The 1990s are and all but KJV Bible were ushered into our new and glorious Assembly.

So you're working on a computer that uses Windows 3.11? Oh, I miss these good old days....

If ever you are in our area please come by for a friendly Pogs match. But I must warn you my Slammer of Retribution is ground-swallowing.

I am not familiar with this game, as I have lived a sheltered life in a Christian community. Does it have Biblical origins?

Oh dear Sister, unfortunately your gender misses all in the Old Testament. The good news is your gender only misses most of what is in the New. Praise Be to Jesus.

Praise the ! I sometimes wonder why God has created us women to be such mindless, weeping, weak, and seemingly useless creatures... But then I find content in my hope of finally finding a True Christian™ man who will turn my barren womb into a factory producing strong Christian warriors!

[Jon Bradley]

Re: Shalom brothers (please pass this onto the sisters who are under your teaching)

I am not familiar with this game, as I have lived a sheltered life in a Christian community. Does it have Biblical origins?

You are not missing much. Most all games are the Devil's instruments to get one away from Fellowship and Bible reading. As far as the origin of this holy game, Moses played the first game, back when Double Slammers were allowed.

Praise the ! I sometimes wonder why God has created us women to be such mindless, weeping, weak, and seemingly useless creatures... But then I find content in my hope of finally finding a True Christian™ man who will turn my barren womb into a factory producing strong Christian warriors!

Take heart, Basilissa. I can tell by your overall demeanor, use of grammar and correct spelling that you are approximately 55 years old. Sarai (or Sarah), as you know, was ninety years old when she bore Isaac. And Abram (Abraham) was an hundred. You have a generation to become worthy of a husband and child! Praise Jesus!

In His Grip,

Dr. (of Divinity) Jon Bradley

[Basilissa]

Re: Shalom brothers (please pass this onto the sisters who are under your teaching)

As far as the origin of this holy game, Moses played the first game, back when Double Slammers were allowed.

Then this is all I need to know

Take heart, Basilissa. I can tell by your overall demeanor, use of grammar and correct spelling that you are approximately 55 years old. Sarai (or Sarah), as you know, was ninety years old when she bore Isaac. And Abram (Abraham) was an hundred. You have a generation to become worthy of a husband and child! Praise Jesus!

Oh, thank you for your sweet complement I am a couple of decades younger than that, but that was an honest mistake on your part, and very flattering

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Shalom brothers (please pass this onto the sisters who are under your teaching)

I was referencing Paedobaptists but now I see you've made an exceedingly powerful correlation. The clasping of thighs goes back to Father Abraham, who we can all agree is a real man's man.

I would like to add a belated welcome, Mr Bradley. I'm glad you take the literal reading of the passage and don't try to distort it to suit the gay agenda like so many liberals do today. They would have us believe that "put his hand under his thigh" is a euphemism for "holding his _____." The reason the passage should be taken literally is twofold. First, God condemns homosexuality (Lev 20:13), and He wouldn't allow any contradictions in His Word. Second, if Moses, guided by the Holy Spirit, had actually meant "holding his ____," then that's exactly what he would have written, don't you agree? What good would the Bible be if it's meaning was so obscure only scholars could understand it? God's Word was revealed to primitive desert dwellers thousands of years ago so that it could be understood by everyone.