[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Introducing me

Thank-you Mr Taylor for my error,

I was after the ranks of status' that are used, rather than the personal ranks of users.

In my introduction I explained that I was not going to reply to anyone who was not a True Christian, such as yourself is listed as a forum member only.
Mrs Etheldreda has a status of Gushing For Jesus.
I have no worry of others status' compared to myself.
Thanks for the warning.

Matilda, if you look to the right just above my name you will see a little green bar. Place your mouse pointer on it and tell me what you see. Being incognito has it's advantages you know.

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Introducing me

Welcome, Matt.

I trust you are finding this wonderful site to be as enlightening and inspiring as I am. Praise be to Jesus!

[Matt1978]

Re: Introducing me

Matilda, if you look to the right just above my name you will see a little green bar. Place your mouse pointer on it and tell me what you see.

Mr Taylor,

Thank you for that lesson.
Great to know you are a True Christian™.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Introducing me

Mr Taylor,

Thank you for that lesson.
Great to know you are a True Christian™.

I never said I was.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introducing me

Mr Taylor,

Thank you for that lesson.
Great to know you are a True Christian™.

I think you have a comprehension error, young man. Mr Taylor is not a True Christian(tm) but is struggling manfully against his inborn sin and working his way towards Salvation(r) with undeniable vigour.

YIC

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Introducing me

I think you have a comprehension error, young man. Mr Taylor is not a True Christian™ but is struggling manfully against his inborn sin and working his way towards Salvation® with undeniable vigour.

YIC

Thank you Dr. Niles. I appreciate your support. By the way, my wife is having a few mental problems at the moment, Do you think it would be possible for you to treat her. I feel that if she got the right treatment from a True Christian Dr. such as yourself she would stop having these urges.

[Basilissa]

Re: Introducing me

Thank you Dr. Niles. I appreciate your support. By the way, my wife is having a few mental problems at the moment, Do you think it would be possible for you to treat her. I feel that if she got the right treatment from a True Christian Dr. such as yourself she would stop having these urges.

Brother Thomas, I highly recommend Dr. Niles for your wife, and I know Mistress Cookie will do the same. Dr. Niles is a true miracle worker, solving all female troubles. There's no better treatment for a woman than long private sessions with Dr. Niles!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Introducing me

Thank you Dr. Niles. I appreciate your support. By the way, my wife is having a few mental problems at the moment, Do you think it would be possible for you to treat her. I feel that if she got the right treatment from a True Christian Dr. such as yourself she would stop having these urges.

The bad news is that I am fully booked well into the new year: the good news is that I was moved by Jesus about your plight and have dug up some corespondence with two previous clients who had similar problems.

I've posted them below, I hope they can give you some solace.

"To patient ********* Taylor.

Hi Andrew, the good new is that studies show that Soviet women are very interested in Western men

The bad news is that you are going to have to get used to potatoes

But: always remember that the Soviet woman is just as atheistic as Uncle Stalin himself!

You will need to go to the Soviet Union and spend many months witnessing to women to weed out the staunch atheists from the potential candidates.

Why not start up a soup kitchen in a poorer part of Moskow? You can begin by giving the soup away for free as a wonderful Christian act of Charity . Then you can start including a brief Bible class as a condition for being fed. From here move on to 'suggesting' the women help clean the premises you have been renting from an Oligarch. This is important because it starts the idea that these women owe you. Never loose sight of this fact and these women need to learn that you are the boss

The men won't want to do that as it is women's work so soon you will gave a cadre of women and urchins becoming used to being told what to do and when to do it by you. Make a show of walking around supervising but pay carful attention to women who seem happy to help in a positive easy going way: avoid these!

Then you need to selectively favour one woman after another. Make sure these are the women who seem low in mood or lonely, with these women the Manly Christian will find the most fertile soil. Women are by nature hateful creatures and like nothing better than to one up their lady competitors and soon they will be competing for the slightest guesture of compassion or praise. Never forget women hate other women more than even the most authoritarian of Manly men. Studies show that women prefer the corrective discipline that only a man's strong corrective touch can bring.

Women are very dependent on men and the more you ration the praise the more they will compete and go to extreme measures to garner your affection. Be sure to criticise and undermine the women you have your eyes on and weed out the ones with too much independence or self esteem.

The dependable old tricks of invading their personal space while smiling or shouting and being awful to them and then appologising immediately and profusely (implying strongly the you only get angry because you care so much) are always useful tools of the trade, here.

Once you have whittled the pack down to two or three with the lowest self esteem you can subtly suggest to each one that you have romantic feelings but you are conflicted because your faith (and them being dirty and whorish) and the feelings you have for her.

Use this to subtly suggest that the difficulty is not your religion but the fact that she is a dirty whore (this should give your future relationship a firm platform to grow from).

Women tend to over compensate when they are treated like whores and bend over backwards to placate or please their tormentor

When you have her basically doing anything to please you suggest that she convert (as an atheist she will have no moral compass so she will be crying out for spiritual fulfilment). Be careful to avoid empathising too much with her at this point: remember that she is a dirty atheist whore and you will soon be filling her with your Christian™ love and she will be very much happier know she can save her self from being tormented for all eternity by merciful God by birthing your children!

If you do this, within 6 months you will have a pliant, obedient wife who will be dependent on you and be a good helpmeet for many years of happy husbanding. Be sure that when you bring her home you install her in a good Christian social group to reinforce all the good work.

Good luck and inform me how things went when you send the cheque."
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And the following for a slightly different issue.

"To patient Kevin ********

I feel your pain, most keenly. We are of similar age and both professionals, you in your gynecological role and myself in my public mental health supervisory role.

My advice would be to look the immigrant population. Young female immigrants are often greatly impressed by the manly, successful (in the prime of his life) True Christian™ (you have some way to go but time will tell).

My advice to is to hire a cleaning lady of the right age and demeanour. The servile nature of immigrants and thier often iffy residential status puts you in a good position to mold her into the woman you deserve.

Start by being her boss and the natural docility if woman kind will come through soon enough. Develops a system of infractions that start off costing her money but slowly move on to undermining her self confidence. Steadily lower her wage by saying her work is sub par and make her work late to isolate her from her family and friends.

Strongly imply that you are the only one who will ever employe her and she would likely deported under the new rules (immigrants live in fear of having to go home).

Start telling her what she should be wearing and definitely make sure she does not wear any make up (this will make her feel plain and unwanted).

By now her world should revolve around you and you can step up the pace to gentle physical coercion for infractions.

Start by taking her hand to show her how to dust properly and soon she will be conditions to allow you to touch her and control her actions. Move on from moving her limbs to moving (in a controlled steady way) to moving her bodily around the room.

Soon enough she will learn that you have the right to invade her space and make her do and be where you want her to be.

Continue undermining her sense of self and volition and soon you could suggest she becomes 'live in' and then let beautiful nature take it's course.

But what ever happens Dr Stoen, never let her loose sight of the fact that no one will ever want her or love her except for you and every time you discipline her, how ever much it hurts, you are doing it because you love her and want to save her from the fire of Hell. "
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I hope you find this of use. I really must do a follow up study these two fellows.

YIC