Hello friends, praise jesus!

[Rev. Martin Baltic]

Hello all! My name is Reverend Martin Baltic. I came upon your HOLY interweb "URL" after "googling" ways to teach my daughter the true ways of GOD.
I come before you bringing good will and peace, and agree with your ways of showing the TRUE damning of those satanistic muslims and arabs.


My unholy parents were satanic ATHEISTS who tried to seduce the true ways of GOD from me as a child, but I found the TRUTH despite that!

So hello friends and fellow damners of the unholy and QUEER legions of heretics and infidels!

[Rev. Martin Baltic]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

Hello all! My name is Reverend Martin Baltic. I came upon your HOLY interweb "URL" after "googling" ways to teach my daughter the true ways of GOD.
I come before you bringing good will and peace, and agree with your ways of showing the TRUE damning of those satanistic muslims and arabs.


My unholy parents were satanic ATHEISTS who tried to seduce the true ways of GOD from me as a child, but I found the TRUTH despite that!

So hello friends and fellow damners of the unholy and QUEER legions of heretics and infidels!

Sorry friends, I forgot to include some important informations!

I am from St Michael's church of the Holy Spirit. And I discovered the TRUTH of JESUS after being taken in by my local priest. He taught me the TRUTH of our GOD and SAVIOR, baptizing me and washing away my sinful family ties!

My favourite bible verse is The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
he leadeth me beside the still waters. psalm 23

Thank you friends and praise JESUS!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

Where do you live, friend?
You live with a priest?

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

I am from St Michael's church of the Holy Spirit. And I discovered the TRUTH of JESUS after being taken in by my local priest.

Sorry to disappoint you, but that catholic priest who is molesting you is directing you on the path to Hell... quickly, get away from that sinful relationship and accept ! Repent, there's still time!

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

Praise Jesus indeed, friend.

I am somewhat confused by your introduction. You have announced that you are a Minister of the Word, but you indicate involvement with Romans, them who killed the Lord Jesus up on Golgotha.

One cannot be both a follower of Christ Jesus and an idolatrous Roman Papist at the same time.

The waters seem muddy. Can you clear them?

[Rev. Martin Baltic]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

Where do you live, friend?
You live with a priest?

I believe you misunderstand, friend, I was taken in as a child, I now live on my own.

And in response to the incredibly rude man who responded after you, that priest never once laid a hand upon me except when teaching me the true path of GOD, and I take great offense that you would accuse him of being so UNHOLY as to sodomize the child he took in out of his LOVE of JESUS.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

Interesting.

What country and state is the town of 'Own' located in?

How did you escape the spindly clutches of the priest? Did you point to your younger brother?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

Hello all! My name is Reverend Martin Baltic. I came upon your HOLY interweb "URL" after "googling" ways to teach my daughter the true ways of GOD.
I come before you bringing good will and peace, and agree with your ways of showing the TRUE damning of those satanistic muslims and arabs.

How did you become a reverend? What seminary did you attend? Can you please post a link to your church?

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[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

I believe you misunderstand, friend, I was taken in as a child, I now live on my own.

And in response to the incredibly rude man who responded after you, that priest never once laid a hand upon me except when teaching me the true path of GOD, and I take great offense that you would accuse him of being so UNHOLY as to sodomize the child he took in out of his LOVE of JESUS.

Friend, I know it's hard for you to talk about your time in the clutches of the evil papist pedophile, and that you have probably put some sort of mental block in place to try to protect yourself, but what you need to know is that there are people here that can help you. They wiill help you open up and testify to all of the torment of anal rape committed on you by that pervert priest.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello friends, praise jesus!

I believe you misunderstand, friend, I was taken in as a child, I now live on my own.

And in response to the incredibly rude man who responded after you, that priest never once laid a hand upon me except when teaching me the true path of GOD, and I take great offense that you would accuse him of being so UNHOLY as to sodomize the child he took in out of his LOVE of JESUS.

How very rude. Sister Basilissa is as far away from a male as I can imagine. She bakes a most excellent pie.

Have you ever tasted a man's pie? Of course not. Men don't have the time to go around baking pies

You insinuations are not needed young man: this is a site solely for the praise and/or worship of Jesus, not casting aspersions about decent True Christians(tm) pie making ability.

YIC