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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #16
    Re: hello

    Originally posted by Jon Bradley View Post
    ...we always have extra sandwich boards and flak jackets! ...
    If you make the sandwich board out of Kevlar...

    And something like this:

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12997

      #17
      Re: hello

      Originally posted by Jon Bradley View Post
      Missions Director for (literate, low-poverty places in) Detroit, MI
      Smart choice, indeed. I insist, though, on preaching to the "Blombies" (Black zombies - the term used by Wayne State students to describe mindless creatures which hang out in certain areas of Midtown Detroit near university campus). They are either constantly high or practically brain dead from being constantly high, so it will be a fruitless effort, yet it will certainly make us feel better, you know, that we tried.
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Jon Bradley
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Nov 2013
        • 59

        #18
        Re: hello

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Smart choice, indeed. I insist, though, on preaching to the "Blombies" (Black zombies - the term used by Wayne State students to describe mindless creatures which hang out in certain areas of Midtown Detroit near university campus). They are either constantly high or practically brain dead from being constantly high, so it will be a fruitless effort, yet it will certainly make us feel better, you know, that we tried.
        You present an interesting strategy Sister. We've tried so hard to circumnavigate The Lost's™ intellect , I had never thought how much easier it would be to share the Good News© with those of low or no intellect. Cuts down on the circumnavigation

        In His Grip,

        Jon O. Bradley, Missions Director for (low, or non educated places in) Detroit, MI
        Ezekiel 23:19-20 "Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
        For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses."

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        • Alika111
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Nov 2013
          • 2

          #19
          Re: hello

          Joining any community is like a trend in these days sometimes people joined for getting some entertainment but sometime they want to get useful information and knowledge from other community members. I am new in thins forum and want to find out good friends i found this community is highly interesting.

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          • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2013
            • 1284

            #20
            Re: hello

            Originally posted by Alika111 View Post
            Joining any community is like a trend in these days sometimes people joined for getting some entertainment but sometime they want to get useful information and knowledge from other community members. I am new in thins forum and want to find out good friends i found this community is highly interesting.
            Hey, post an introduction thread so we can get to know about you. We'd like to know:

            Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
            I look forward to hearing from you!
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            I Kings 7:23

            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

            New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

            Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

            Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

            Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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