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  • theRedunderthebed
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    • Jun 2008
    • 5

    #1

    dia duit

    I was raised in a sinful Irish Papist household, and I fear I come into sin through accepting communion a and dressing in black
    Anyway...
    I am interested in what sort of response I am going to get. From what I gather you seem to hate Irish people for some strange reason
    Alas, I am not here to fight. I'm sure we can all just get along


    Oh and my favourite verse? 1 John 4:7-21 God is love after all


    Cheers
    Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form - Karl Marx
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
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    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: dia duit

    Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post
    I was raised in a sinful Irish Papist household, and I fear I come into sin through accepting communion a and dressing in black
    Anyway...
    I am interested in what sort of response I am going to get. From what I gather you seem to hate Irish people for some strange reason
    Alas, I am not here to fight. I'm sure we can all just get along
    For us to get along with a child of Belial like yourself would be an offence to God. I shall pray that He makes one of your bombs go off early and sends your sinful Communo-Papist mick behind straight to Hell, where it belongs.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #3
      Re: dia duit

      Unless you renounce satan (the roman pope) and all his works (Karl Marx), then you are in fact headed for an eternity of unspeakable pain and torture. You need to put down the Jameson's and the Guinness and and the molotov cocktails pick up the KJV1611 Bible, Mr. Mickey Finn.

      All papists are hellbound, make no mistake. As are the fascists who follow Karl Marx.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: dia duit

        Hey Irish guy, I'm of Irish descent myself. There is good news. It's possible to get past this.

        Admittedly I have blown up several neighbors cars in the past... 18 actually. But my parents sat down and had a stern talk with me about it back in 1978, when I was 8 years old. What they said was a bit hard to understand since they were slurring and all, but it had an impact nonetheless.

        The essence of their message was that's its wasteful to spend time better used drinking, building bombs. And they cautioned me that combining the two often leads to an early appearance at the pearly gates.

        So please adopt the wisdom of my dear departed parents (who lived to the amazing age of 42!!) and cease your bomb making ways and instead answer your true calling. Drinking yourself into oblivion.

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        • theRedunderthebed
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          • Jun 2008
          • 5

          #5
          Re: dia duit

          Originally posted by papist stooge View Post
          Hey Irish guy, I'm of Irish descent myself. There is good news.
          Irist descent? pfft Americans who think they're Irish... you are irish if you are born in ireland or northern Ireland, no other way.

          I am not a terrorist, by the way. We don't actual have many terroists left, the war is kin of OVER. And the ones who are left are 40+ year old drunken saddos who are afraid to move out of the past.

          haven't you ever heard of liberation theology? I am an economic Marxist but I do not accept his materialistic philosophy.

          I don't drink(in fact I'm a pioneer) but its so kind and revealing of you to jump to that conclusion.

          Really? Trying to get to know me would be a sin against God?What about Jesus when he said to the woman in the house of Simon the Pharisees "your sins are forgiven, because you have shown such great love?" (Luke 7:36-49) You are behaving like Pharisees. We are all sinners 1 John 1:8-2:2:4, Rom 2:10-19 everyone's exegesis is differenet but surely you can acknowledge this?

          I have a KJV bible but I personally prefer the the New Jerusalem reader's version. I prefer to have my scripture untainted by British royalty.
          Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form - Karl Marx

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          • Brother Enoch
            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2008
            • 4392

            #6
            Re: dia duit

            American? I'm Canadian. I do not deserve to be called an American. Why do you insult real Americans? Why do you hate God's favored nation -
            America?

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22864

              #7
              Re: dia duit

              Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post
              Irist
              You’re drunk, you even write slurred.
              descent? pfft Americans who think they're Irish... you are irish if you are born in ireland or Northern Ireland
              , Northern Ireland is British, just like Calvin and C.H.Spurgeon were (although given the opportunity, they would have been American.)

              I am not a terrorist, by the way.
              but you said you were Irish?


              haven't you ever heard of liberation theology?
              Can you show us where that is mentioned by God in KJV1611?
              I am an economic Marxist but I do not accept his materialistic philosophy.
              Commies unwelcome.

              I don't drink (in fact I'm a pioneer)
              So you’re now saying you’re not Irish?


              What about Jesus when He said to the woman in the house of Simon the Pharisees "your sins are forgiven, because you have shown such great love?" (Luke 7:36-49)
              He did not say that, He said, Lu:7:48: And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven.

              […]
              Lu:7:50: And he said to the woman, Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace.

              Your faith, if you have one, which I doubt, is not going to saved you and secondly, it is God Himself who forgive sins, not your kid-piffling papist priests and we here are Baptists, read the title of Landover.

              You are behaving like Pharisees.
              On the contrary, we follow the Word of God. 2Tm:3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

              2Tm:3:17: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

              We are all sinners 1 John 1:8-2:2:4, Rom 2:10-19
              You only think that because the antichrist, the vicar of Rome has guilt-tripped you into serving as his demonic minion. “Once Saved, Always Saved” John 3:15-18
              everyone's exegesis is differenet but surely you can acknowledge this?
              If you are saying that, in this vale of tears, which we call the world, there are True Christians
              and Unsaved Trash™, then you are, of course, correct. We have it right, the rest have it wrong.

              I have a KJV bible but I personally prefer the the New Jerusalem reader's version.
              The you wallow in the filth of the traduced Word of The Lord of Hosts and you are deceived and damned.
              I prefer to have my scripture untainted by British royalty.
              You are beyond redemption; King James was chosen by God Himself for a purpose and at a time when Ireland was British.
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              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #8
                Re: dia duit

                Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post

                haven't you ever heard of liberation theology? I am an economic Marxist but I do not accept his materialistic philosophy.
                Attention please! Take note Brothers and sisters, of the above slip of the tongue by this inebriated papist. It is quite rare for the drunken irish savages to openly admit that the brand of mary worship they practice is known as "marxist liberation theology." In other words they are even more communist than the rest of the papist cult on Rome, if you can imagine that. In case any of you have ever wondered why the pope hasn't sent his armies into Northern Ireland to defend his adherents, this is precisely why.

                Oh that's right, the antichrist pope HAS no armies.



                Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post
                I don't drink(in fact I'm a pioneer) but its so kind and revealing of you to jump to that conclusion.
                What on earth do you mean by this? A pioneer is someone who rode a covered wagon across the Oregon Trail, killing drunken injuns along the way, savages sent by satan himself to pre-steal God's favorite country (America). Surely you aren't claiming to be one of the hero settlers of America!?

                Or by pioneer do you mean you are one of the few Irish drunks to attempt to drink only after the sun goes down? Something like that? If so, I wish you luck. But judging by your posts, it doesn't seem to be working for you...

                Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post
                Really? Trying to get to know me would be a sin against God?What about Jesus when he said to the woman in the house of Simon the Pharisees "your sins are forgiven, because you have shown such great love?" (Luke 7:36-49) You are behaving like Pharisees. We are all sinners 1 John 1:8-2:2:4, Rom 2:10-19 everyone's exegesis is differenet but surely you can acknowledge this?
                You're looking at the wrong verse. This one describes your situation quite accurately.

                1Cor:9-11
                I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
                But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.



                Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post
                I have a KJV bible but I personally prefer the the New Jerusalem reader's version. I prefer to have my scripture untainted by British royalty.
                What you "prefer" is hardly important. God personally dictated the Holy KJV1611 Authorized Version for us to use. All other versions are false and can do nothing but lead you further down into hellfire. Take a look at THIS for an in-depth, intellectual exposition. You might also want to study my sermon HERE on how to detect a false Bible. A light treatise you might say.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • theRedunderthebed
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                  • Jun 2008
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: dia duit

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Northern Ireland is British,

                  the word is occupied. O-C-C-U-P-I-E-D

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  just like Calvin and C.H.Spurgeon were (although given the opportunity, they would have been American.)

                  gee, and there was me thinking John Calvin was born in France.

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  but you said you were Irish?

                  and? A small minority of americans are homosexual, I am sure you are not all homosexual?
                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                  Can you show us where that is mentioned by God in KJV1611? Commies unwelcome.

                  Not specifically mentioned anywhere, but then again there are a lot of things where the answers aren't in the bible. Have a look at James 5:1-6 and the book of Amos.

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post

                  He did not say that, He said, Lu:7:48: And he said unto her, Thy sins are forgiven.
                  […]
                  Lu:7:50: And he said to the woman, Thy faith hath saved thee; go in peace.


                  ...or so says your KJV Bible...
                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Your faith, if you have one, which I doubt, is not going to saved you and secondly, it is God Himself who forgive sins, not your kid-piffling papist priests and we here are Baptists, read the title of Landover.
                  Amazing how you can just get into my soul and judge my faith...Faith is shown by fruit I don't see much coming form your church yet I see thousands of Roman Catholics, Methodists, Quakers, Salvation Army Members, Lutherans and Presbyterians engaged in charity work and good deeds...
                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  On the contrary, we follow the Word of God. 2Tm:3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
                  2Tm:3:17: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.

                  You only think that because the antichrist, the vicar of Rome has guilt-tripped you into serving as his demonic minion. “Once Saved, Always Saved” John 3:15-18 If you are saying that, in this vale of tears, which we call the world, there are True Christians and Unsaved Trash™, then you are, of course, correct. We have it right, the rest have it wrong.


                  I don't think you understand the new covenant. We are all one in Jesus Christ 1 Cor 13:28. We don't have to stone people to death or circumsize our males any more.
                  Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form - Karl Marx

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                  • theRedunderthebed
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                    • Jun 2008
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: dia duit

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    It is quite rare for the drunken irish savages to openly admit that the brand of mary worship they practice is known as "marxist liberation theology."
                    I make no secret of my beliefs. I do not see that I have anything to be ashamed of. John 3:19-21

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    1Cor:9-11
                    I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
                    But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.


                    Right lets see...don't fornicate, pray to god to clease me of my covetusness. I don't think I've ever extorted anyone. I've never taken alcohol or prayed to a statue...and I don't exactly know what a "railer" is.

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

                    What you "prefer" is hardly important. God personally dictated the Holy KJV1611 Authorized Version for us to use. All other versions are false and can do nothing but lead you further down into hellfire. Take a look at THIS for an in-depth, intellectual exposition. You might also want to study my sermon HERE on how to detect a false Bible. A light treatise you might say.
                    I have to go to Judo now but i will comeback to this. You do know St.Jerome spoke fluent Hebrew because he wanted to be ABSOLUTELY sure that the Septuagint was an accurate translation of theT anak?
                    Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form - Karl Marx

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                    • Bobby-Joe
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                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #11
                      Re: dia duit

                      Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post
                      I have to go to Judo now but i will comeback to this. You do know St.Jerome spoke fluent Hebrew because he wanted to be ABSOLUTELY sure that the Septuagint was an accurate translation of theT anak?
                      What do Catholic Saints have to do with the KJV1611 Bible?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • WilliamJenningsBryan
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                        • Jan 2007
                        • 9384

                        #12
                        Re: dia duit

                        Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post
                        Irist descent? pfft Americans who think they're Irish... you are irish if you are born in ireland or northern Ireland, no other way.

                        I am not a terrorist, by the way. We don't actual have many terroists left, the war is kin of OVER. And the ones who are left are 40+ year old drunken saddos who are afraid to move out of the past.

                        haven't you ever heard of liberation theology? I am an economic Marxist but I do not accept his materialistic philosophy.

                        ...
                        This is typical of the Irish, they not only are uneducated, but don't even know the laws of their own country. It is indeed possible to be an Irish citizen by descent. Irish Americans are entitled to hold an Irish passport and dual citizenship (although I can't even begin to imagine why someone would want to).

                        http://www.citizensinformation.ie/ca...rth_or_descent
                        Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                        brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                        ...and get off my lawn
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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: dia duit

                          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                          I don't qualify, thank the Lord. It only goes back two generations. I am 5 generations removed from that vomitous isle.

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                          • Don the Baptist
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                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 480

                            #14
                            Re: dia duit

                            Originally posted by theRedunderthebed View Post
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                            1. the word is occupied. o-c-c-u-P-I-E-d

                            Why make it racial, what has this discussion to do with nigras and pies? We don't much cotton to racists here, our nigra friends are welcome and most of them have forsaken pie thievery as a condition of membership. You'd do well to bear that in mind my young, drunken, Irish friend.


                            2. Faith is shown by fruit I don't see much coming form your church yet I see thousands of Roman Catholics, Methodists, Quakers, Salvation Army Members, Lutherans and Presbyterians engaged in charity work and good deeds...

                            I am not sure where you get this ridiculous notion; clearly salvation is by faith ONLY, no works required you boy buggering papist knucklehead. I suspect this is just part of your blasphemous catlick heretical tirade against the True Christians® here at Landover. See Romans 5.1:

                            Therefore being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ:

                            and Ephesians 2.8-9:

                            For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.

                            3. I don't think you understand the new covenant. We are all one in Jesus Christ 1 Cor 13:28. We don't have to stone people to death or circumsize circumcise our males any more.

                            Perhaps before you write in LOUD letters to demonstate that you think that one of our Saved® True Christian® members is mistaken you may run your spell check and see that you should not judge others too quickly (See Matthew 7.1):

                            Judge not, that ye be not judged.
                            I took the liberty of answering your errors one at a time within YOUR context.
                            Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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