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  • SallyHackman
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2013
    • 20

    #1

    Greetings

    Hello my name is Sally and for quite sometime I have felt something missing from my life and believe Christianity may be it. I was wondering if I could have some help and guidance, and maybe a new family here. I am very new and have never been to church so I am sorry I could not answer the questions.
  • Dr Laurence Niles
    Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
     
    • Jan 2012
    • 9063

    #2
    Re: Greetings

    Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
    Hello my name is Sally and for quite sometime I have felt something missing from my life and believe Christianity may be it. I was wondering if I could have some help and guidance, and maybe a new family here. I am very new and have never been to church so I am sorry I could not answer the questions.
    Hello Sally. Welcome to God's favourite forum!

    What has Jesus done for you so that you have sought Him out, today?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • SallyHackman
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2013
      • 20

      #3
      Re: Greetings

      Looking for guidance and to get my life straight sir

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      • Dr Laurence Niles
        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
         
        • Jan 2012
        • 9063

        #4
        Re: Greetings

        Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
        Looking for guidance and to get my life straight sir
        Well you've come to the right place, young lady. Getting right with Jesus is the best thing anyone can do.

        Have you read the Bible(KJV1611), yet?

        YIC
        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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        • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2013
          • 1284

          #5
          Re: Greetings

          Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
          Hello my name is Sally and for quite sometime I have felt something missing from my life and believe Christianity may be it. I was wondering if I could have some help and guidance, and maybe a new family here. I am very new and have never been to church so I am sorry I could not answer the questions.
          Hello and welcome, Sally!

          It is always pleasing to see someone heeding the comforting call of Jesus.

          Do you acknowledge that you are born in sin, and as such you are a filthy abomination unto the Lord?

          Isaiah 64:6 (1611 King James Bible)

          But we are al as an vncleane thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy ragges, and we all doe fade as a leafe, and our iniquities like the wind haue taken vs away.
          You see, regardless of the type of life we live, helping others, being loving and kind, etc., this is irrelevant to our Loving Creator. We are simply horrific and unclean filth in the eyes of God.

          God requires the sweet smell of blood to get past the stench of sin.

          Genesis 8:21 (1611 King James Bible)

          And the LORD smelled a sweete sauour, and the LORD said in his heart, I will not againe curse the ground any more for mans sake; for the imagination of mans heart is euil from his youth: neither will I againe smite any more euery thing liuing, as I haue done.
          This sin was passed down to us, or transmuted through our ancestors, all the way back to Adam.

          Romans 5:19 (1611 King James Bible)

          For as by one mans disobedience many were made sinners: so by the obedience of one, shall many bee made righteous.
          Luckily, God found a simple way out of this horrible dilemma. No, he didn't just change the rules and simply forgive the sin (that would be cheating), he sent Himself down to Earth, to be sacrificed temporarily to Himself, so that he could get the blood he needed. God is wonderful, is He not? Praise be, can I get an Amen?!?

          This blood, the wondrous and magical blood of Christ, washes all of our sins away!

          1 John 1:7 (1611 King James Bible)

          But if wee walke in the light, as he is in the light, wee haue fellowship one with another, and the blood of Iesus Christ his Sonne clenseth vs from all sinne.
          Now, all you have to do is simply believe all of this on faith, and accept the hemotological gift from Christ, and be saved! Hallelujah!!

          It is important also that you believe every single word in The Holy Bible (KJV 1611), follow the commandments therein (browse our site to see how this is faithfully done), and tithe at least 10% of your gross income to the independent Baptist church you decide to attend. Tithes will be accepted here as well.

          See how simple and easy it is to become saved and sit at the right hand of The Almighty rather than burn for eternity in hell because you choose to disobey God?
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          I Kings 7:23

          And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

          New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

          Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

          Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

          Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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          • SallyHackman
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Dec 2013
            • 20

            #6
            Re: Greetings

            umm yes I think so sorry im very new to this and I will acquire a Bible as soon as I get paid in a few days

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            • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2013
              • 1284

              #7
              Re: Greetings

              Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
              umm yes I think so sorry im very new to this and I will acquire a Bible as soon as I get paid in a few days
              Make sure it is a King James Bible 1611, otherwise you have wasted your money and your soul.
              sigpic

              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • SallyHackman
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Dec 2013
                • 20

                #8
                Re: Greetings

                Thank you so much for the prewarning!!!

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14079

                  #9
                  Re: Greetings

                  Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                  umm yes I think so sorry im very new to this and I will acquire a Bible as soon as I get paid in a few days
                  You can get one free from most Baptist churches, or for as little as $5 from Wal-mart.

                  Until you get a hard-copy, the Bible is also available online here or here. Get reading.

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                  • SallyHackman
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Dec 2013
                    • 20

                    #10
                    Re: Greetings

                    I have already downloaded the app sir and thank you for the advice sir.

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                    • Dr Laurence Niles
                      Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                       
                      • Jan 2012
                      • 9063

                      #11
                      Re: Greetings

                      Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                      I have already downloaded the app sir and thank you for the advice sir.
                      You call your father and Pastors 'Sir'.

                      Not atheist scum like Mr Much.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                      Comment

                      • Basilissa
                        South of the Border outreach program
                        True Christian™
                         
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 12997

                        #12
                        Re: Greetings

                        Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                        I have already downloaded the app sir and thank you for the advice sir.
                        Don't mind him, he is not a sir, he is an unsaved atheist trash on his way to Hell for his sins. (We allow him to post because some of the pastors have hope that he still can be redeemed).

                        Anyway, to the Godliest place on the internet!
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • SallyHackman
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Dec 2013
                          • 20

                          #13
                          Re: Greetings

                          Thank you for the correction, shall I just ignore him in the future?

                          Comment

                          • Dr Laurence Niles
                            Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                             
                            • Jan 2012
                            • 9063

                            #14
                            Re: Greetings

                            Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                            Thank you for the correction, shall I just ignore him in the future?
                            Would you ignore Satan?

                            Take heed of his sinful ways and learn the way not to go to Hell through his insane behaviour.

                            YIC
                            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                            Comment

                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12997

                              #15
                              Re: Greetings

                              Originally posted by SallyHackman View Post
                              Thank you for the correction, shall I just ignore him in the future?
                              He does know the Bible surprisingly well for an atheist (hence the hope that one day he'll finally see the Light(tm)).

                              Anyway, how many sons do you have? And what is your favorite Bible verse?
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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