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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #31
    Re: New here

    Originally posted by Echoes View Post
    What do you mean? There is a song called "Echos?" By whom? I've never heard of such a song.
    You were too busy grokking out to RUSH to even pick up a Pink Floyd album?

    Warning! Do not play this video or you will be led down the path of sinful drugs and marijuana!

    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Naomi Ruth Lamb
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2013
      • 999

      #32
      Re: New here

      Sweet Sister Mary, Did you ever notice how one of the images formed on the right side of that photo almost looks like Big Bird? This would seem to imply God's approval of Sesame Street, which would seem to give even more proof that God wishes us to pop out Soldiers for Christ until our little eggs wither away. GLORY TO HIS NAME! Sing Hallelujah with me, friend.
      1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
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      • Naomi Ruth Lamb
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2013
        • 999

        #33
        Re: New here

        Echoes, I showed my father your posts. Initially, he cringed when he read about your affiliation with the United Methodists. A run-in with a certain UM follower named Delphina Merriweather over the Biblical teaching that God created us created quite a stir in Clifton Falls several years ago. Father did not intend for her entire house to burn. Perhaps God did. Father despises Evilutionists, but obviously the Lord despises them more. Continue to show us your dedication to the truth. I hope to greet you as we rise to meet Jesus in the air one day. Otherwise, I'll try to remember to wave to you I grasp the Lord's hand, and you slide down the stream that leads to Lago de Fuego, as our wetback friends say.
        1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
        Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
        Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
        Locations in 50 States and Canada
        !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
        Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
        Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #34
          Re: New here

          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
          Sweet Sister Mary, Did you ever notice how one of the images formed on the right side of that photo almost looks like Big Bird? This would seem to imply God's approval of Sesame Street, which would seem to give even more proof that God wishes us to pop out Soldiers for Christ until our little eggs wither away. GLORY TO HIS NAME! Sing Hallelujah with me, friend.
          Perhaps there's a smudge on your computer screen. It looks to me much more like a demon, a reminder that those who do not take heed of God's warnings are doomed to an eternity of torment and suffering, as is right and good because that is what the LORD has decided. Besides, we know for a fact Sesame Street is naught but a a sinful distraction for the toddler that should be reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible.
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Basilissa
            South of the Border outreach program
            True Christian™
             
            • Mar 2013
            • 12997

            #35
            Re: New here

            Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
            Sweet Sister Mary, Did you ever notice how one of the images formed on the right side of that photo almost looks like Big Bird? This would seem to imply God's approval of Sesame Street, which would seem to give even more proof that God wishes us to pop out Soldiers for Christ until our little eggs wither away. GLORY TO HIS NAME! Sing Hallelujah with me, friend.
            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Perhaps there's a smudge on your computer screen. It looks to me much more like a demon, a reminder that those who do not take heed of God's warnings are doomed to an eternity of torment and suffering, as is right and good because that is what the LORD has decided. Besides, we know for a fact Sesame Street is naught but a a sinful distraction for the toddler that should be reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible.
            That black blob kinda looks like the head of a dinosaur behemoth. Could be a camel, too, with that hump on the left. Maybe it's a demon possessing a behemoth or a camel?
            God created fossils to test our faith.

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            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
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            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6316

              #36
              Re: New here

              Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
              Did you ever notice how one of the images formed on the right side of that photo almost looks like Big Bird? This would seem to imply God's approval of Sesame Street....
              Sesame Street's OK, though it doesn't do a good job of portraying all of the problems that minorities cause in society and it doesn't show God punishing the homos Bert and Ernie. But I can't believe that God would want us to borrow money from China just to make Sesame Street available to kids. The only things we should finance by borrowing from China are building up our terribly underfunded military, the war on drugs, and faith-based initiatives and education.
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